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If u suck your own dick while you turn 18 you’re a pedophile

    Imagine being able to suck your own dick :(
    Ok so hear me out. Due to gravitation time dilation, your upper body is technically older then your lower body, that is ofcourse ... due to Gravitational Time Dilation. Gravitational Time Dilation is the effect gravity has on time. The lower the gravitational potential, the faster time is. Knowing this, because your d ick has more gravitational potential then your head, your head is older then your d ick (by like less then a millionth of a nanosecond but that doesn’t matter). So if you were sucking your own d ick while you turned 18, your head would age first. This means your 18 year old head would be sucking you 17 year old d ick. and you're a pedophile. that's all i wanted to say ! Thank you for listening to my TED Talk.

    This is for Rachel

      This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifling dirty white racist ass you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch I'm coming outside and I'm going to beat the fuck out of you bitch and don't even call the police today because I'm gonna come unexpected and wait on yo motherfucking ass bitch I'm going to beat the fuck out of you bitch cause you did that on purpose with your aundry racist white ass danhard bitch watch I'm coming bout to fuck you up bitch I'm telling you watch I know what kind of car you drive I'm gonna wait on you and I'm gonna beat yo ass bitch cause I'mma show you not to play with Jasmine's money bitch that's the first thing you did and you got me fucked up cause bitch I told you what the fuck was going on you white motherfuckers hate to see black people doing good or doing goodanything for their motherfucking selfs ugly fat white bitch watch I'm telling you I'm coming outside beat yo motherfucking ass danhard smelly white dog smelling ass bitch watch I'll come and fuck you up cause you got me fucked up we see you trynna do that old audnry ass shit bitch you aundry the first day I came up there talking about a bitch who had pajamas but you walking around here wearing those 10$ ass jeans on dirty dusty white bitch sitting up behind that counter smelling like cheese bitch stinky fat white ass bitch are you gonna not try to answer this phone I'm coming to fuck you up I'm telling you you better remember who I am cause bitch you gonna run when you see me cause I'm gonna fuck you up bitch you wanna sit here and play with me about my motherfucking money wanna play about my motherfucking money bitch wanna sit up there and try to do that bitch little do you know little do you know I know enough people watch I'm coming to fuck you up I promise you that I promise you I'm coming to fuck you up you fat stinky white bitch danhard yellow yuck mouth nasty mouth ass bitch you stink you smell like fucking cheese you got that trifiling ass attitude I'mma beat that attitude up out you bitch watch you treat everybody like that all these black people that you do like that you in the wrong position you trifling ass racist ass bitch that's why nobody fuck with you you trifling and you racist bitch should've fine did all that shit when I told you what the fuck going on gonna tell me I worked at that motherfucking job when I telling you the fuck I didn't bitch why the fuck would I lie about shit like that watch I finna come outside and beat yo motherfucking ass you better not get out that motherfucking car bitch I'm telling you fucking bitch.
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      This is for Rachel, you big fat, white nasty, smelling fat bitch
      Why you took me off the motherfuking schedule
      With your trifling dirty white racist ass big fat bitch
      And maluma body ass bitch
      I'm coming up there and I'm going to beat the fuck
      Out of you bitching don't even call the police today
      Cause I'm gonna up there unexpected and wait on your motherfucking
      Ass bitch I'm coming to beat the fuck out of you bitch cause you did
      That on purpose with your aundry racist white ass thin haired bitch
      Watch I'm coming up there to fuck you up bitch I'm telling you
      Watch I know it kind of car you drive and I'm gonna wait on you and
      I'm going to beat your ass bitch cause imma show you not to play with
      Jasmine Collins money bitch that's the first thing you did and you
      Got me fucked up cause bitch I told you what the fuck was going on
      You white motherfukers hate to see black
      People doing good or doing good or doing anything
      For them motherfucking selves ugly fat white bitch watch
      I'm telling you, l'm coming up there to beat your motherfucking ass
      Thin haired smelling white dog smelling ass bitch watch l'm coming to
      Fuck you up cause you got me fucked up
      Gonna sit up there and try to do that little aundry ass
      Shit bitch you aundry since the first day I came up there

      I masturbate to pictures of Ben Shapiro

        This is how you own the libtards
        I masturbate to pictures of Ben Shapiro almost every day just because I know he would hate the idea of a male wanking to him
        
        it's actually really difficult because I don't find him sexually attractive in any way and especially just his headshots but I have done it every day for about 2 years because I found it funny at first but now I'm so used to it that it makes me feel incomplete if I don't do it every day

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            CAN MODS OF THIS SUB DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?!

              WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, A WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING PEOPLE, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLE. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 11 IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK WON'T TURN OFF.