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    “Uwu owo i ship toamy and saptrap 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘😘💫💫💫💫💫✨✨✨✨✨ I love boys kissing I’m so into yaoi 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺✨✨✨✨ my owo smol bean jschlatt i love him 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 I have 500 missing assignments but I can’t miss quackitys stream ✨✨✨✨🥰🥰🥰🥰😘😘😍😍😍😍😍🥺🥺🥺🥺🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 Wait, what do you mean I’m fetishizing mlm? Actually sweaty I identify as a minority so educate yourself u Mayo monkey!!🤪🤪🤪🤪😜😜😜😜😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 I’m getting you cancelled on Twitter, you incel homophobic transphobic xenophobic male pig!! KAM2021 🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡😡🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🤪🤪🤪🤨

    Yoshimpostor Amogus

      The original is "My Name is Yoshikage Kira"
      My name is Yoshimpostor Amogus. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Electric, where all the wirings are, and I am not sus. I work as a crewmate for the Space Ship, and I get to the cafeteria every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't sabotage, but I occasionally vent. I'm in Cameras by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of vigilance, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a crewmate, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last scan. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to evict I wouldn't lose to anyone.

      Penis size should be a volumetric measurement

        How many venus penis points is your penis though?
        Penis size should be a volumetric measurement

Let me explain, Western culture has popularised the outdated unit of inches as the common benchmark for comparing penis size. However, it’s 2021 now, we are advancing towards being a multi planetary species; a single axis measurement for a 3D object all of us possess is medieval, and simply not fit for current use.

I suggest a new unit; millimeters - however if this becomes commonly adopted I wish to be credited, please state the unit of penis size as Venus penis points as I am certain I am the first individual to suggest this.

The new methodology of measuring penis should be as followed;

1. The penis is inserted into a measuring cup until it cannot be inserted further.

2. The volume of liquid displaced should equal penis volume.

3. Complete the conversion; 1ml of displaced penis water = 1 Venus penis point.

Please, help me abolish this out dated system - it wrongly paints a world of penis size based on length; perhaps residents of higher than average African nations have gained an unfair advantage over our Asian brothers; we are using a RACIST system based on length not volume to discriminate penises worldwide.

        John Wick needs your help!

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          🚨Attention🚨ALL FORTNITE GAMERS 🎮🎮🎮, John Wick is in great danger🆘, and he needs YOUR help to wipe out 💀 all the squads in THe tilted towers 🏢🏢🏢. To do this, he needs a gold SCAR 🔫 and a couple of chug-jugs🍺🍺. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number 💳 , and the three numbers on the back 3️⃣ and the expiration month and date 📅. But you gotta be quick ⚡so that John can secure the bag 💰, and achieve the epic victory R O Y AL
          Attention all Fortnite gamers: John Wick is in great danger and he needs your help to wipe out the squads in the Tilted Towers, but to do this he needs a golden scar and a couple of chug jugs. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be quick, so John Wick can secure the bag and achieve the epic Victory Royal!

          12 yr old fornite message

            Listen you hairy gay lesbain man lover blanket rubbish bin man i could beet you in fortnitee for $7000 because i have aimbot $5000 computer i bet u don't have anyone take care you or love you. I bet you fat gay mum collects rubbish and eats it! I will end you and throw you out of my window in a 1v4 i will find your ugly lesbain dad and clap him with a hand and my $700 renegaide raider aimbot account level 10000 i bet you are a chav roadman that only plays this gaynite game and doesnt go school. I bet you don't even see big girls with no clothes on lol lamo. I'll laugh wehn you are homeless on the street begging for v bucks for renegaide raider.

            I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country

              I am once again asking you for chicken tendies
              Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in New York???? This is so fucked.