A good Shen player will usually never ult just to save your ass. We are not your babysitters. When Shen ults he sees a possibility to turn the fight around for your team. He is very often leaving behind resources like XP and Farm just to turn around the fight, but when you decide to run away you most likely have given your enemy top laner free resources and the turret in return for nothing for Shen. This also shows us that you are usually not worth ulting for. Instead just walk into Taunt Range for Shen. This isn't just about Shen, though. Most Enemies will have spent their resources by then so you are giving Shen the opportunity to assist YOU in getting kills. A single taunt is usually more than enough to make you go from certain death to 2 easy kills bot lane.
Sincerely,
A Shen Main
My nuts have detached from my body, I was in my bedroom messing around with my Rias body pillow when all of a sudden one of the broken threads from all the years of intense pickle pounding latched on to my grotesque testicle. It grabbed it with a tremendous force so flabbergasting that it ripped my balls right off. However it is very convenient because now I can fuck my body pillow to my greatest desire without making a mess!
So me and my girlfriend were on Discord together bored out of our minds. Thatโs when she came up with the idea to play Among Us. I agreed, and we joined a public lobbies playing together.
So in one round I get the engineer role (for those who havenโt played among us for a while, itโs a role where you can vent as a crew mate) and I vent in front of her. She freaks out and presses the button and snitches on me, telling the people I was an Impostor.
They didnโt believe her and they skipped. I then told her on vc that if I was the impostor I wouldnโt even kill her because thatโs messed up. She on the other hand said โI would murder you first if I was the impostor.โ
So next round Iโm the Impostor. I killed her first and I started laughing because she was so surprised by it. So I begin to finish the round off by winning. After I won, I continued to laugh about how she was so unaware of me killing her.
Then she got angry at me and told me that I promised I wouldnโt kill her as an impostor, so I broke the trust I had with her. I thought she was joking at first because ITS AMONG US. A GAME WHERE YOU HAVE TO LIE.
She then said things like โWhat kind of boyfriend does thatโ โYouโre just like my exโ โyou shouldnโt be laughing, that proves you donโt care about meโ
So I argued back with her telling her it was a game about fucking beans and sheโs getting so worked up over it.
We kinda yelled at each other on VC which led to her breaking up with me because she couldnโt trust me anymore.
WHAT THE FUCK. ๐ญI really just lost my girlfriend over amogus. Hereโs a little bit of our convo after we got off vc and stuff.
https://ibb.co/fpJJBX7
TL;DR: My girlfriend and I played among us together. I killed her as an impostor and she went off at me which ended in us breaking up.
Meet the Bogdanoff brothers. Quick rundown on them:
rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
in contact with aliens
rumoured to possess psychic abilities
control france with an iron fist
own castles and banks all over the world
direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
They learned fluent French in under a week
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Bog bang to the end of the universe
The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
