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    I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.


    Bread Bank (No Gluten)

      welcome to the bread bank
      we sell bread, we sell loafs
      we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
      TOASTED
      ROASTED
      shut the fuck up
      listen I just need a baguette and a brioche
      we don't have either of those
      you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
      what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
      it's gluten free
      I don't care if it's free
      swear on your fucking YEEZYS
      if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
      tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
      what, you gon' record it?
      ye, I got my dollar store camera, ON
      what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
      what the fuck do you want?
      I'm the motherfucking MANAGER
      at the BREAD STORE
      B R E A D
      tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
      I'ma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
      we can't take shit out the bread
      why put it in in the first place?
      I know y'all smoking that pack
      we got crackers
      no gluten
      fuck crackers
      it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
      hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
      look we got whole wheat: gluten free
      Texas toast: gluten free
      TORTILLA
      fuck all that
      what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
      Florida
      I knew it

      tAkE tHAt BaCk LeoRio

        ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ⁱᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ˡᵉᵒʳᵉᵒ
        Ü tækê thåt bàčk lęœrėô
        𝓲𝓽𝘴 ꪑ𝘳 ꪶꫀꪮ𝘳𝓲ꪮ
        💀It’s✌🏼Mr🙃lay🤰🏻oreo🍪
        ”TAKE THAT BACK LEORIO”
        Leorio: turns back ✨aestheticly✨
        ”I said take it back.”
        ”It’s mR. Leorio.❤️”
        Take 😡 that👿 back 😢 leorio 😩I 💕 said 😻 take 🙈 it 👹 back 😭 its 👁 mister 😹 leorio ⛓

        Ricardo Milos

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          Number 6: Man urinates on fellow passenger

            Number 6: Man urinates on fellow passenger for not being allowed to smoke. An Algerian man was arrested in February 2016 on arrival of his flight, after causing a fight on the plane then urinating on another passenger. The incidents took place mid-air on an Air Méditerranée flight from Algiers to Paris. Halfway through his 90-minute route, one of the passengers was outraged because he wasn't allowed to smoke or drink alcohol on board. He later urinated on another passenger in protest, but the victim stood up and punched him. Cabin crew members managed to break up the fight and held down the disruptive passenger. The flight was diverted to Lyon, and the Algerian man along with the other man involved in the fight were escorted off the plane by police, upon landing.

            I got a dig bick

              1- I got a dig bick
              2- you that read wrong
              3- you read that wrong too
              4- you checked
              5- you smiled
              7- your wondering why your still
              this reading this
              8- you saw that mistake.... Right? (on 7)
              10- but did you see that I skipped 6?
              10- you checked
              11- and saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9
              12- I said saw you, not you saw
              13- I also skipped 2
              14- you just got tricked
              15- I am just wasting your time, everyone says "I deserve a like" but I probably don't haha, but go back to reading those comments you beautiful creature?