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Vaporeon copypasta but in italian
ciao rega, lo sapete che, in termini di accoppiamento tra umani maschi e pokèmon femminili, vaporeon è il pokèmon più compatibile per gli umani?, non solo sono nel gruppo delle uova di campo (non so come tradurre field egg xd), che comprende per la maggiorparte i mammiferi, i Vaporeon sono alti in media 99 centimetri (3 piedi e 3 pollici) e pesano 28 kg. Questo significa che sono abbastanza larghi da poter sopportare i cazzi umani, e con la loro impressionante statistica base di HP e accesso a "Armatura Acida", potresti pure andarci pesante con uno. A causa della loro biologia principalmente a base d'acqua, non c'è alcun dubbio che un Vaporeon arrapato potrebbe essere incredibilmente bagnato, cosi bagnato che tu potresti scoparne uno per ore senza avere un'irritazione. Possono anche imparare mosse come "Attract", "Baby-Doll eyes", "Captivate", "Charm" e "Tail Whip" (fanculo non traduco le mosse) insieme al fatto che non hanno una pelliccia per nascondere i capezzoli, fanno in modo che sia molto facile farti entrare nel "Mood". Con le loro abilità come idratazione e assorbimento d'acqua, loro posso facilmente riprendersi dalla fatica con abbastanza acqua. Nessun altro Pokèmon va così vicino a questo livello di compatibiltà. Inoltre, fun fact: se gli sborri dentro abbastanza potresti fare diventare un Vaporeon Bianco (uno shiny molto particolare). Vaporeon è letteralmente fatto per i cazzi umani. Una difesa divina + tanti hp + Armatura Acida vuol dire che può prender cazzi per tutto il giorno, di tutte le taglie, forme e ancora volerne di più.
HEY 🗣 HEY 🗣 WHERE THE PROBLEM AT❓
HEY 🗣 HEY 🗣 WHERE THE PROBLEM AT❓
IM SPINNIN 🌪 OFF THESE PERCS 💊 LIKE I’M A LAUNDROMAT 🧺
BITCH PLAYIN WITH MY WOOD 🪵 SHE A LUMBERJACK 🪓
HEY 👋 HEY 👋 WHERE DA PROBLEM AT⁉️ IM SPINNIN 🌪 OFF THESE PERCS 💊 LIKE IM A LAUNDROMAT 🧺
‼️HEY HEY‼️⁉️WHERE THE PROBLEM AT⁉️🤨‼️IM SPINNING ON THESE PERCS LIKE IMA LAUNDROMAT‼️
IM 😈 SPINNING 😈 ON 😈 THESE PERCS 😈 LIKE 😈 IM 😈 A 😈LAUNDROMAT
Open Lyrics
[intro]
(ayy, geo got them bands, huh?)
[chorus]
i just caught a dub with some thugs, rock balenci' (yeah, hey)
i just caught a dub with some thugs, rock balenci' (hey, yeah)
i just poured it up in my cup, shit got icky (yeah)
she pulling up, she sucking on the dick, this shit got sticky (yeah)
i stab you in your back if i don't fuck with you like ricky (fuck 'em)
i can't trust a soul, i keep this stick on me, lil' blicky
i just went and peeled off, gle, 'cause shit got shifty
bitch, i need to geek up, get a lil' higher or i'ma get a lil' pissy
[post-chorus]
(hey, hey) where the problem at?
(hey, hey) i'm spinning off these percs like i'm a laundromat
(hey, hey) bitch playin' with my wood, she a lumberjack
(hey, hеy) ayy, i just touched an m but i doubled that
[verse]
we hеard you was snitching, yeah, how you proud of that? (ack)
i just took lil' cranky, bitch, i'm out of here (lil' crank)
i'm sipping on this mud, lil' bitch, i don't sip no beer (no way)
what you said? what you owe? (owe)
i'm full of red from head to toe (from head to toe)
yeah, i thought i was dead, had to let you know (you know, uh)
yeah, my demons said, "no, don't let go"
yeah, diamonds flooded
walking on this beat, then i scrub it
this bitch went brush her teeth, and she love it
yeah, smoke 'em like some sheets, the clip hold 40's
my pockets got obese, ginormous
bitch boy on the cross (cross), i got them forgis
can't buy you none of this sauce, you couldn't afford it (no way)
i'm rich 'cause i'm a boss, i been on forbe's list (yo)
diamonds glistening i just flossed (flossed), flossed
seen you walking down the street, yeah, before you crossed
i got killers on my team and they get you lost (get you lost)
take the perc', mix with the bean, yeah-yeah, that's my sauce (that's my sauce, mix it up)
[chorus]
i just caught a dub with some thugs, rock balenci'
i just caught a dub with some thugs, rock balenci' (hey, yeah)
i just poured it up in my cup, shit got icky
she pulling up, she sucking on the dick, this shit got sticky (ha)
i stab you in your back if i don't fuck with you like ricky
i can't trust a soul, i keep this stick on me, lil' blicky
i just went and peeled off, gle, 'cause shit got shifty
bitch, i need to geek up, get a lil' higher or i'ma get a lil' pissy
[post-chorus]
(hey, hey) where the problem at?
(hey, hey) i'm spinning off these percs like i'm a laundromat
(hey, hey) bitch playing with my wood, she a lumberjack
(hey, hey) ayy, i just touched an m but i doubled that
HEEY👨🏻 HEEY👨🏻
HEY👴🏾HEYY👴🏾
HEY👴🏻 HEYY👴🏻
HEYY 🧑🦽 HEYY 👴🏻 WHERE DA PROBLEM AT ⁉️

