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Reese’s Puffs

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    Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up! Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up! I got Reese's Puffs in my bowl, Now my days on cruise control, I got Reese's Puffs in my bowl, and just like that I'm on a roll! Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, peanut butter chocolate flavor! Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, in the AM its the flavor I crave-a! Peanut butter and chocolate too, you know how I do, that's what I wake up to! My Reese's Puffs sit right at this round and peanut butter and chocolate flavors on time! Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs! Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs! Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs!

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      Female Reddit avatars turn me on. Whenever I see a redditors profile avatar and it’s a female, it immediately makes me hard. Just the thought of them being a female makes me so horny. I beat my meat often to female Reddit avatars. I’ve produced so many gallons of cum looking at female Reddit avatars.

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        How to summon Obama

          You have to apply for Obamacare first.
          how to summon obama
1. scream the n word at your parents until they beat you
2. if you did it right obama will appear in your room at 3 am
3. if he doesn't appear, try again

          How Achilles really died

            In Greek mythology, Achilles was a hero of the Trojan War.
            I just read a story about a girl from the Trojan war named Bofidie who was a pecan saleswoman. Apparently, when Achilles was storming the castle after letting his troops in, Bofidie saw him coming and dumped her pecans on the ground in his path before she went to go hide. When Achilles walked through, he slipped on the pecans and fell, which let Paris make the shot that hit Achilles' Achilles tendon. So while Paris may have gotten the final blow, Achilles was really killed by Bofidie's nuts.