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Cloud Nein Gaymer house

    Cloud9 is an American professional esports company based in Santa Monica, California.
    It was dinner time in the Cloud Nein Gaymer house. Zachary “Sneaky” Scuderi dishes up a steaming plate of pasta when he realizes he forgot the meat. William “Meteos” Hartman looks up from his plate with a gleam in his eye. “I got the meat right here for you baby.” Lubing up with Marinara Sauce, Meteos begins to pound his sausage into sneaky’s lightly buttered dinner roll. With a scream of delight Meat-eos releases his load calling an end to another successful team dinner.


    Doublelift fired up his stream for another day of soloQ

      Doublelift is a retired League of Legends esports player and currently streamer for TSM.
      Doublelift fired up his stream for another day of soloQ, but foolishly forgot to check if Imaqtpie was in a game. He opened up QT’s stream to find him sitting in queue… He frantically began tabbing between his client and QT’s stream, then one after the other… both queues popped. “I need the toilet” he said to his chat. He ran to the wall and unplugged his internet. He was safe for another day.

      Malphite you are a fucking worthless

        Malphite is a playable champion in League of Legends.
        Malphite you are a fucking worthless brainded scumfuck bastard pile of trash mental dickface that should be gunned down in the street like the degenerate you are

        And you call yourself “challenger”?

          Tyler1 is League of Legends most popular content creator.
          0/0/0? Lol. And you call yourself "challenger"? Don't make me laugh. There's a reason Europe never wanted you. Because you're bad. Your silver fanboys might like you, but I'd fuck you up on the rift. I'm only plat and I already get much better scores. Drop your smug little smile, kid.

          TSM AKA “Throws Six Matches”

            Team Solo Mid is an esport organization that competes in various games.
            TSM AKA "Throws Six Matches" is a North American team known for their questionable play and inability to win a game. They are currently found in  Gate 06 of the Shanghai Pudong Airport making up excuses for not winning a single game at Worlds.

            NA “Near Airport”

              North America team can't catch a break in any esports scene. Sadge
              NA “Near Airport” is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport. Since they gave up on the LoL Worlds Championship, they are investing in Speedruns. In particular they are current worldrecord holders in Airport Any % and Airport no wins.