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Despite making up only 13% of the population

    Despite making up only 13% of the population copypasta
    Despite making up only 13% of the population, blacks make up 52% of crimes.
    Despite making up only 13% of the population
    Despite only making up 13 percent of the population, black men commit nearly 52% of all the murders in the United States, which is astounding when you take into consideration the fact that they make up 12-13% of the population. It gets even more astounding when you start considering the fact the bulk of black men commiting these murders are probably ages 18-40 which is probably around an estimated 6-7% of the population that means that around 7% of Americans are commiting around 50% of the murders.

    Sonic Boom: Knuckles on feminism

      Knuckles on feminist copypasta
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      You know, anytime someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that this is an exception and not the status quo.
      โ€œYou know, Amy,โ€ Knuckles chimes in, โ€œanytime someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that this is an exception and not the status quo.โ€ Staring back at his astonished friends, he adds, โ€œWhat? Just because Iโ€™m a meathead doesnโ€™t mean Iโ€™m not a feminist.โ€

      gf is prego

        > gf is prego

> we like to get kinky anyways

> one night things get particularly saucy

> i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights

> wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period

> i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering

> ohshitohshitohshitohshit

> i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital

> she's still bleeding everywhere

> by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent

> oh shit, she looks like she's in a vegetative state

> storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything

> he takes one look at her and says

> "sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"

> "WHY THE FUCK NOT???"

> "we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"

> mfw

        Taco Bell Menu

          Taco Bell Menu copypasta
          Taco Bell Menu

Quesalupa Combo $4.99

Rockstar Punched Freeze $2.49

Quesalupa $2.99

Cheesy Gordita Crunch $2.79

Doritos Cheesy Gordita Crunch $2.99

Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Tacos $1.49

Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Tacos Supreme $1.79

Fiery Doritos Locos Tacos $1.49

Fiery Doritos Locos Tacos Supreme $1.79

Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos $1.49

Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos Supreme $1.79

Crunchy Taco $1.19

Crunchy Taco Supreme $1.59

Soft Taco $1.19

Soft Taco Supreme $1.59

Chicken Soft Taco $1.69

Grilled Steak Soft Taco $2.49

Beefy 5 Layer Burrito $2.49

Double Decker Taco $1.79

Double Decker Taco Supreme $2.19

Small Soft Drink- 20 oz $1.59

Medium Soft Drink- 30 oz $1.89

Large Soft Drink- 40 oz $1.99

Freeze (Mtn Dewยฎ Baja Blast, Starburst Strawberry, or Starburst Cherry) Regular $2.29

          Security system TAKES CONTROL OF SQUIDWARD’S HOUSE

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            The security system TAKES CONTROL OF SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE and begins ATTACKING THE CITY, leaving the mayor to give Squidward community service for the damage he caused, EVEN THOUGH Spongebob and Patrick were in his house the WHOLE FUCKING TIME, and were responsible for EVERYTHING! GAH! FUCK THIS EPISODE! This episode is when the Squidward torture porn started to become a regular staple in Spongebob's episodes, and this one is one of the meanest, cruelest, and just plain unfair of them all. All Squidward wanted to do is enjoy one day to himself, but that can NEVER HAPPEN when he lives next to Spongebob and Patrick, can it?
            Security system TAKES CONTROL OF SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE and begins ATTACKING THE CITY. Leaving the mayor to give Squidward community service for the damage he caused. EVEN THOUGH Spongebob and Patrick were in his house the WHOLE FUCKING TIME,

and were responsible for EVERYTHING! GAAH! FUCK THIS EPISODE! this episode is when the Squidward torture porn started to become a regular stable in Spongebob's episodes and this one is one of the meanest, cruelest, and just plain unfair of them all.

all Squidward wanted to do is enjoy one day to himself. but that can NEVER HAPPEN when he lives next to Spongebob and Patrick. can it.