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I’d fuck Glamrock Chica so hard.

    Glamrock Chica copypasta
    I'd fuck Glamrock Chica so hard. Slap a tight, moist robo pussy on that bitch and go to town. Pump her full of jizz until everything clogs up and it oozes out of every slit and opening. I'd cover my dick in pizza toppings and make her worship and beg for it until her slutty, little robot mind short circuits.

    THIS IS SCHOOL IN 2022

      THIS IS SCHOOL IN 2022
      
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      πŸ’₯πŸŽ† FπŸ…°οΈPPY NEW YEARπŸŽ‡πŸŽŠ

        πŸ’₯πŸŽ† FπŸ…°οΈPPY NEW YEARπŸŽ‡πŸŽŠπŸŽ‰ you beautiful SLOREβ€ΌοΈπŸ‘―πŸ˜˜ 2021 was Long and Hard πŸ†βœŠπŸ˜” We Laughed πŸ˜‚πŸ’―πŸ”₯ We Cried πŸ₯²πŸ˜’😭 We Coughed… πŸ˜«πŸ’¨πŸ¦ πŸ˜·πŸ€§ We got πŸ† PRICKED 😳 by the vaXXXine πŸ‘¨πŸ»β€βš•οΈπŸ’‰πŸ’ͺ and slid 🧴 in ⬆️ and out ⬇️ of QUARAN-TAINT… πŸ πŸ˜·πŸ‘ Butt DICKcember πŸ†β›„οΈβ„οΈπŸŽ… is OVER‼️ ❌ Twenty-CUNTY-Two 2οΈβƒ£πŸ…ΎοΈ2️⃣2️⃣ πŸ—“πŸŽ‰πŸ’₯ has finally πŸ’¦β¬‡οΈ C U M πŸŽ‰πŸŽŠβ¬‡οΈπŸ˜ and its time ⏰ 2 commit πŸ‘Š some Auld Lang SIN‼️ πŸŽΌπŸ˜ˆπŸ‘ΉπŸ˜œπŸ€‘ Get out the Party PπŸ…ΎοΈppers β£οΈπŸ˜ΌπŸŽ‰ cuz at the stroke πŸ†βœŠπŸ˜© of TWELVE o’CπŸ…ΎοΈCK πŸŒšπŸ•° Balls βšͺ️⚫️✨ r gonna DROP β¬‡οΈπŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜ chamPUSSY πŸΎπŸ‘ is gonna POP πŸ’₯πŸ”₯😫 and CUMfetti πŸ†πŸŽŠπŸŽ‰ is gonna RAIN πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ all over u!!! πŸ’¦πŸ€€πŸ˜‹πŸŽ‰πŸŽŠ Send this πŸ’Œ to 2️⃣2️⃣ beloved New Year Hoes πŸ₯°πŸ‘―πŸ˜‰ and tell them πŸ€ πŸ’¬πŸ˜³ u love them πŸ₯°β€οΈπŸ§‘β€πŸ€β€πŸ§‘ so Daddy New Year πŸ‘¨πŸ»πŸ˜»πŸ˜˜πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘¦will give u his special Fireworks Show πŸ˜³πŸ˜œπŸ†πŸ’₯πŸŽ‡πŸŽ† all year round πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

        WHAT THE FUCK MOM

          Mom and best friend copypasta
          Son: M-Mom??? W-What the fuck are you doing??? Dude, she's my mom!!!
          
          Mom:
          
          A-ah!! S-sweetie~!! P-p-please d-don't NGHHIIEEEK~~!!
          
          I start to shoot a lot of juices right at yourbfeet as i cum again
          
          Son:
          
          E-Ew!!! Y-You two are both horrible people!! My mom, betraying me with my BEST FRIEND... This is just the worst...
          
          My face is super red, and you can see a bulge popping as i keep watching you two going at itt
          
          Mom: I-i'm sorry hun... But he's just so big and rough~~! I didn't had a fuck like this in years~
          
          Son:
          
          B-But... What about dad?? How can you do this to dad??
          
          As i yell and complain, i unconsciously start rubbing the bulge in my crotch, not taking my eyes off of you two
          
          Mom: Y-you d-dad doesn't fuck me~ Not even looks at me~! H-he's just a dumb o-old mEENNNGH! AH~! AH~!
          
          Son:
          
          Ah, fuck... You... You are such a fucking whore mom... You are such a horrible woman... Getting fucked like a pornstar right in front of your son... Not only that, but the dude is my best friend... I feel so humiliated...
          
          I put one of my hands down my pants and start jerking off
          
          Friend: There’s nothing to be upset about man! Come lay down on the bed and I’ll show you why your mom loves having me over so much!
          
          Son: ... S-Sure dude...

          can we honestly e date?

            The infamous Discord's "can we honestly e date?" copypasta
            can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.
            can we honestly e date? you're so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you.

            I just have a penis fetish

              Penis fetish copypasta
              I'm not gay, but I want to suck a cock. Cocks look so juicy and tasty when you think about it. Just imagine slurping up and down on a warm throbbing cock as a man stronger and bigger than you pats your head and calls you a good boy. I'm entirely straight. I just have a penis fetish.