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Thats football right there

    Thats fucking football right there copypasta
    Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.

    Basketball

    Thats fucking basketball right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men trip, men get kicked in the nuts, men deliver their foot into their opponent’s skull. Fucking hard core knee in the dick butterball baseketball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Purses get smacked in faces you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Basketball is back baby.

    Can You Morbfeel My Morbheart by Morbring me the morbrizon

      #MorbiusSweep
      Every Morbius copypasta
      Can you morbfeel the morbilence?😢 Can you morbsee the morbark?😢 Can you morbix the morbken?😢 CAN YOU MORBFEEL MY MORBHEART????😢 Can you morb the morbless?😢 Well, I'm morbegging on my morbnees!!!😢 Can you morb my morbtard soul?😢 WILL YOU MORB FOR ME??? I'm sorry, morbthers, so morbrry morbver.😢 Morbgive me morbther, I morb you mother.😢 Can you morbfeel the morbilence?😢 Can you morbsee the morbark?😢 Can you morbix the morbken?😢 CAN YOU MORBFEEL MY MORBHEART????😢 I'm morbcared to get morbloser,😢 And i morb being morblone.😢 I morb for that morbling,😢 TO NOT MORB AT ALL!😢 The morber I morbget,😢 The morbwer I'll morbsink.😢 I cant morbrown my morbmons,😢 Morbthey know how to morb.😢 I'm morbcared to get morbloser,😢 And i morb being morblone.😢 I morb for that morbling,😢 TO NOT MORB AT ALL!😢 The morber I morbget,😢 The morbwer I'll morbsink.😢 I cant morbrown my morbmons,😢 Morbthey know how to morb.😢 I'm morbcared to get morbloser,😢 And i morb being morblone.😢 I morb for that morbling,😢 TO NOT MORB AT ALL!😢 The morber I morbget,😢 The morbwer I'll morbsink.😢 I cant morbrown my morbmons,😢 Morbthey know how to morb.😢 Can you morbfeel the morbilence?😢 Can you morbsee the morbark?😢 Can you morbix the morbken?😢 CAN YOU MORBFEEL MY MORBHEART????😢

      I cum in approximately 1.204 seconds on average

        Average cum copypasta
        I cum in approximately 1.204 seconds on average. I have gathered this data through a meta-analysis of two years worth of studies into my cumming abilities.

Yes, scientists can not explain why I only last 1.204 seconds (approximately)

No, my girlfriend doesn’t mind (I don’t have one irl but I have a waifu pillow on animal crossing whom I love dearly)

No, I will not teach you how to make yourself cum in one second as you probably do not possess the necessary intellectual prowess that is imperative to gain my superhuman abilities.

Thank you for reading.

        WHY DOES IT TAKE SO LONG TO CUM?!

          I HATE WHEN IM JERKING OFF AND I CANT CUM! IT TAKES SO FUCKING LONG TO CUM! IT WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER IF WE COULD CUM FAST! WE COULD JERK OFF TO ALOT OF PORN AND CUM ALOT!!!

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            Yeah call me a virgin again.

              Call me a virgin again copypasta
              Yeah call me a virgin again. My girlfriend is sucking my dick RIGHT NOW and you wish you could have this treatment. oooooh yeah it feels good too if only a virgin like you could know this feeling, HA! Just knowing I can fuck on demand... Whenever I want... She’s still blowing me in fact and she has big boobs! well, what can I say? Just a regular day for me. I can’t imagine how jealous you must be.