I fucking hate JoJo
I fucking hate JoJo. Every subreddit I go through has a vermin-like underclass of JoJo fanboys. They all just have to say “iS THat A JOJo ReFErEncE??!!!1” on every fucking post that contains a single word that may have been used in the shitty comics. Oh, a suspicious link? Probably a rickroll. NOPE!!! They’ve ruined that, too! One of the oldest goddamn internet traditions shat on and ruined by JoJo fanboys. Thunder Cross Split Attack! So fucking funny, right? I’m wheezing! NO. SHUT THE FUCK UP. Nobody cares about your shitty comic series. Dio is a stupid character from a stupid comic series. I downvote every post and comment that mentions JoJo, out of pure bloodcurdling rage. I want to detonate a MASSIVE thermonuclear warhead right on top of whatever godforsaken studio publishes that stinking-pile-of-trash comic. Frankly, I don’t even care for the civilian casualties, either. At least they died for a good reason. Unlike JoJo fans, I actually contribute to the betterment of mankind, instead of spamming shitty references on the internet. Every JoJo fan that dies a slow, painful death is a win in my book. I have claimed over a dozen of them already, too. I annihilated their skulls with my fists. Their stupid ice attack didn’t do shit for them either. They dies like they lived, pathetic excuses for humans. I hope more people hear my message and declare war on JoJo. If nobody helps me, I will do as much damage as I possibly can before I die. Thank you.
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It all started one winter night in 1994.
I stepped outside in my winter clothes,
I was as horny as any other 14 year old was.
My dick, most throbbing as it was cold.
So I decided to do something about it.
I thought: "Isn't there something that could solve my raging horniness?"
And then it came to me:
I could build a snow woman.
And do whatever I wanted to it.
Very quickly I proceeded to construct a crudely put-together snowwoman.
I scooped up two good snowballs and placed them on her beautiful chest.
I put more detail into the breasts than any other part of her body.
I took a stick and drew a berserk smile upon her face.
"Good..." I thought.
At this point, I was way too turned on to spend time on a vagina, so I just stick my dick into the snow.
It left a crude hole right around where a vagina should be.
I smiled as I looked at my creation.
I shed a tear and it froze off my face.
Then, "It's go time" I had decided.
I stuck my hot throbbing mess of a cock back into the snow.
I started thrusting like I was a rabbit trying to impregnate my mate.
My dick was freezing..I could feel the cold surround it as I vigirously fucked this hole I had just made.
I soon began to wonder why I had not yet reached climax.
I was thrusting, but it didn't feel good. I didn't feel anything at all.
And then I realized
I quickly withdrew my dick from the snow woman.
I tried to get a good look at it.
But twas too dark.
I rushed inside.
And thus
I realized
It was too late.
My dick had frostbite.
I cried and panicked.
"I can't lose my dick!!" I cried out within my cabin.
Doctor: I asked how your day was
Oh.