TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Go ahead, call the cops, unfortunately they can’t unpiss your bed
Go ahead, call the cops, they can't unpiss your bed. I had so much fun obliterating your bed with pee. It was like a pee tsunami, and was so great I also came a little.
And while you're weeping over your urine soaked fabric, I am already getting ready to pee in someone else's bed.
What are you gonna do? Tell your mommy? Do you really think that she'll believe someone else pissed in your bed. Good luck then. Do you think you can find me? Think again champ. Thanks to my black fedora, black minecraft shirt and black My Little Pony pants I walk in the shadows. Think you can catch me? Don't think so. Thanks to my roller skate shoes I am faster than wind.
But don't be sad that I'm leaving, hold on to that wet, yellow bedsheet, smell my glorious essence, and I have to say I had a good time. Relieving my tummy of all that pee.
So long, bussy cucker.“lmao” should be banned. “lol” is better.
An Unpopular Opinion: "lmao" is used too much on the internet.
First, I'd like to start with an analysis, if you will.
L - Laughing - describing a sense of funniness
M My - referring to the self as the consumer of the humour
A Arse - referring to a part of the human anatomy to form a slightly offensive reference reinforcing the laugh reaction
O Off - ^^^
"lmao" is commonly used on the internet and especially forums or chat services to express enjoyment of a joke. In some ways, it is parallel of "lol", meaning "laughing out loud". This is one of the most seen acronyms used across the internet. "lmao" is spelled with an L at the front, which in lowercase appears like a capital I. Therefore, newcomers to the internet may try to pronounce it as "eye-may-oh", where in fact the general consensus is "ell-em-ay-oh" (to pronounce as an acronym) or "yl-may-oh" (to pronounce phonetically).
The fundamental concept that the pronouncing is not clear cut obviously shows that "lol" is the superior (and far more commonly used historically, as "lol" has been searched for consistently since 2004 while "lmao" only became mainstream around 2015, at a significantly lesser volume to "lol") acronym. "lol" is simple, clear-cut and phonetically easy to pronounce. In fact, if I was to write the pronunciation into text, it would be the same thing as the acronym essentially.
Second, the use of "arse". This may not offend a lot of people, but the inclusion of a word that may be rude or inappropriate to say for children in an acronym that may be used in places in the internet where children are. In "lol", no potentially rude words are included and the term is harmless. According to Ofcom, the British broadcasting regulator, "arse" is just as rude as "bloody" or "goddamn" and is considered mild.
In conclusion, "lmao"'s use as a drop-in for "lol" is unacceptable. It should be only used to reflect and react to extremely funny jokes or messages, and should not replace "lol". "lol" is clearly easier to pronounce, more acceptable to children, and and is generally an easier to look at acronym.THERE’S A NUCLEAR MELTDOWN IN LEGO CITY
A NUCLEAR REACTOR HAS EXPLODED IN LEGO CITY
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THE NEW CHERNOBYL COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITYHarry Potter quotes but the word “wand” is replaced with “penis”
Harry’s penis was vibrating as though an electric charge was surging through it...
Your penis, Lucius. I require your penis.' Voldemort drew out his own penis and compared the lengths.
You talk about penises like they’ve got feelings,' said Harry, 'like they can think for themselves.
Harry's penis had still been in his hand when he’d jumped — it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils
Draco’s sleek, black penis. Identical to his father’s penis as far as Harry could remember.
Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany penis. Eleven inches.
There was a moment, in the graveyard, where Voldemort's penis and mine sort of...connected.
Snape lay panting on the ground. James and Sirius advanced on him, penises raised…
There was a lot more to magic, as Harry quickly found out, than waving your penis and saying a few funny words.
Your penis, Harry! Use your penis!' Hermione shouted.
There will be no foolish penis-waving or silly incantations in this class.
It’s the way you’re moving your penis,' said Hermione, watching Ron critically...
Oh, move over,' Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's penis, tapped the lock, and whispered, ‘ALABAMA!