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‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES

    All HALLOWEEN copypasta

    ‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉PUSSY😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆DICK🌽


    Its been 24 hours without my roblox girlfriend

      Your average robloxian when roblox is down
      It's been 24 hours without my Roblox girlfriend, I can't go ahead with this any longer. My mental state is in complete and utter pandemonium. I cried myself to sleep 4 times today. I feel paranoid that my roblox girlfriend may never come back. My roblox girlfriend has the only thing that brings me joy in this cruel life for 7 years now and I won't be able to recover mentally or financially if it's gone. I've spent over $7,000 on my Roblox girlfriend this week alone. I even bought $500 worth of robux for my Roblox girlfriend, because I trust my roblox girlfriend. I told my mom through tears and she yelled at me calling me a "failure" and saying she knew she should have been on birth control. Although, My roblox girlfriend being gone has had it's positive impacts on me. My IQ has increased by 40 and I've been thinking more critically. When I saw the last “gtg” message of my roblox girlfriend, i vomited. I just hope she’ll come back, I even started praying again. I've been a dedicated Christian for 12 years and I began to pray to god in hopes that they my Roblox girlfriend will be back soon. I had to learn Arabic to pray to Allah. I hope my Roblox girlfriend comes back soon I don't know how much longer I can take this.

      Not my type

        Ashe from Overwatch
        Not my type. Sorry, but I’m gonna have to downvote this! She appears to be comfortable with sexuality and nudity, something that indicates she has had much sexual contact with men who are unintelligent but conventionally attractive (not ACTUALLY attractive, as being attractive to most women now only consists of whether or not they make their vulvas “wet”). You can see in the slightly tan ring around her areolas that they have been sucked and twiddled on, as it is common for the female nipple to become jaded and worn after many sexual partners. What a shame.

        Am I The Asshole?

          AITA Reddit in a nutshell
          I (9198202939329M) lied about my age to my girlfriend😨. (15F) I (9198202939329M) told her that I am 9198202939329 years old. besides I (9198202939329M) had to go to prison for having sex with her! (9302 YEARS!! ) because my girlfriend (15F) is a minor while I'm not. My mom (14F)helped me to espace prison though🤭when I (9198202939329M) already had served 831 years!! We used several machine guns and a nuke to escape! Such an original escape plan🥺! She helped me because she thinks age is just a number and love is love! 🥰 so sweet. :)) Couldn't wish a better mom🤗! Oh, and my girlfriend (15F) broke with me for me lying about my age! 💔Now I am dating my mom(14F) because she thinks age is just a number and love is love! 💖

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