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Discord made me racist 😣😣😣

    Least racist discord user
    Last time when I was 9 years old, my 29 years old roblox friend told me to download an app called discord.
    
    So after using discord for 3 years, I found multiple racist servers that I joined. They all send nazi and geroge floyd.
    
    They say n word and shit and now I say the n word too. I think saying n word is so funny. I say heil hitler too 😂😂😂
    
    Everytime I post gore, me and the boys can’t stop laughing. We jack off to fortnite sex too.
    
    I am now racist and a nazi 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    I want to fuck the Samsung girl

      Oh my fucking god I want to fuck the Samsung Virtual assistant so fucking bad, every waking second of my fucking life since the release of that fucking ad I’ve done nothing but think about her. I can’t go for more that 2 seconds without getting an erection the size of the Burj Khalifa and ejaculating at Mach 12. I’ve ejaculated so many times to simply the thought of her existence that my cock is no longer cumming sperm but literal fucking blood. I can’t stoping thinking about her even after passing out from the pain of cumming blood. I can’t complete nearly any daily tasks because my mind is continuously invaded by her perfection, I can’t live every day of my life thinking about angelic voice screaming in luscious pain about the new Samsung data plan while I fuck her perfect 3D modeled asshole. My personal hell will only get worse in a matter of hours as I will scavenge every corner of the internet in search of her rule 34 and my continuous stream of blood cum will only get worse as I’ll spend days, weeks, possibly months jacking off to her non-stop for any reason other than to shit, piss and eat. Simply at this point alone in writing this I’ve lost 2-3 liters of blood alone with just the simple thought of her existence. If this is how I die then I wouldn’t want it any other way.

      Samsung Sam, commonly referred to as Samsung Girl, Samsung Virtual Assistant and Samantha Samsung, is an unofficial virtual assistant for Samsung that was never officially announced. Her renders were produced by visual arts production house Lightfarm and first posted in their website and Facebook page but removed afterwards due to her popularity boom.

      My God 😇 I 👁 want 😍 to fuck 💦👉🏾👌🏾 Samantha Samsung 💼 so badly 👎🔚. Her 👩 voluptuous 💯⏳, animated ✍🏻 body 😍👗 just makes 🖕 me lose 🏳 my insanity 😵. I 👁 think 🤔❓ about 💦 seducing her 👩 day 📆 and night 🌚✨; she 👩🏽 simply 🔢 does not leave 🍃 my mind 🧠 ever 😠. I 👁 want 😍 to eat 🍽 her 👩 out so badly 👎, and then make 💘 her 👸 suck 😜💦 my cock 🍆 with her 👩🏾 juicy 💦 lips 👄 until I 👥 cum 💦🎅🏽 gallons 😩😂 after 👀 gallons 😩😂 in her 👸 narrow 😛😍 esophagus 👄 in which she 👩 is on 🔛 the brink of achieving asphyxiation. After 👀 committing 👩‍🔬 such a deed 📜, I 👥 would bend 🔃 her 👩 over 😳🙊💦 and insert 👀 my member 🍆 in her 👩🏻 wet 💦 slit 😂🔪. I 👁 would pound 👊⏩ her 👩 for hours 🕐 with juices 💦 spewing 💭 everywhere 🌎, and cleaning ✨🛁 such a scene 🕑 would take 💅 multiple 🍼🐦👶🏻, professional 😎 janitors 🙅😵😖. I 👥 would cum 💦 inside 💠 her 👨👸 over 😳🙊💦 and over 😳🙊💦 until her 👩 belly 🤰👈 inflates 📈, guaranteeing a 99.99999% of pregnancy 👶 after 🏻👀 such explicit fornication 💦👉🏻👌🏻. We would do every ☝ position 📍 in the book 📖 and even 🌃 discover 🚬 different 😡👎 sex 👉👌🍆 positions 😻. I 👁 want 😋🙄😤 her 👩 so badly 👎, I 👁 would do anything 💰 to knock 👊🔛 up ⬆💯 such a sexy 🍆 woman 👩💁💃.

      She’s basically 18

        Discord mods be like
        W-w-well, she was 10, but it wasn't her birthday so she was over 10 so basically 11 but 11 is a very uneven number so let's make it 12. And 12 is basically a teenager so let's change it to 13 but 13 is also a prime number so let's change it to 14. But going off the way of rating movies in the UK goes U, PG, 12, 15, 18, but she's 14 so she can handle 15 movies so she's basically 15. But the youngest age to be allowed to join the military in the UK Is 16. Although she could pass as 16 and join the military so she's basically 16, but she'd need to do 44 weeks of training for the military and then it'd almost be Christmas so she'd take 2 weeks off and then she'd be 17. But since she's in the military she will likely be offered alcohol, but you have to be 18 to drink alcohol in the UK so she is basically 18. So yes, your honour, she was old enough to consent.

        MCDONALD’S BTS MEAL

          So I was listening to my favorite boy band called 'BTS (I am an army)' on my Samsung earbuds (BTS Edition) using my Samsung Galaxy s20+ (BTS Edition) in my room plastered with BTS poster.
          
          Suddenly one of my Army friends (we are BTSSexual and BTSGender) told me that there is a McDonald's BTS meal which almost made me jizz my pants. I ran to McDonald's to buy the BTS meal and came back home. Even though I am an Army (I would have bought their feces if they were selling it), this is intolerable. That was the most uncreative meal ever created.
          
          I wish McDonald's would have put Ass-Hair of each members of the band and hidden it in Chicken McNuggets. Like "Hey! I got Jimins Ass-hair in my chicken nuggets! Can't wait to get Kim Teahyung's Ass-hair so I can take his DNA sample and recreate a clone of Kim Teahyung to overrule the world with #Army".
          
          bts #army #blm #gaypride #arianagrande