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You criticized Elon Musk

    He said slavery is what makes mankind great 😂
    Firstly, no one cares what you want. This world doesn't care about you. Fact of the matter is while you've been plotting your faggy dekulakization fantasy in your basement, he's been sending rockets into space and pushing forward the human race into a new sphere of capability. Let me ask you again, what the fuck do you contribute to the human race? And I don't give a fuck if he uses child labor for his mines, you know Why? Because it's worth it. Every single feat of human progress until the last century has been made using slaves. It's literally what makes mankind great. I love the fact that Elon musk is a billionaire, strictly because he gives most of his money to the human race making self driving cars and sustainable energy. Honestly, I think jealous bitches like you should be rounded up and thrown in a preemptive gulag because that's where class warfare leads inevitably. You are bitter about his success, even though his work makes your life better in ways you could never comprehend every single sweaty day of your miserable life. If you use the word billionaire apologist, that's communist and I really hope you become a statistic and choke on a bottle of Tylenol pm because you're a faggot and your politics are based on a failed system that uses jealousy as a lever to a elevate the shit tier humans of the world who are literal mongrels at the expense of the 1% who actually move the football of human ingenuity forward. Seriously, I hope you get cancer you fucking commie queer, aids bait faggot.

    Potter, a moment of your time, please.

      First posted in 4chan and then reposted in Reddit.
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      Potter, a moment of your time, please.

Someone has been stealing ingredients that could be used to make polyjuice potions.

I know, I know. "It wasn't me professor, I would never transform into a girl and masturbate to find out how it feels", I've heard this little song and dance before.

When I was your age I was the same. Did I ever tell you I stole your mother's hair regularly? I became quite adept at stealth and potions for this precise reason. To transform into your mother and pleasure myself.

There is this mirror... or there was, at any rate, I can't seem to find it anymore, that showed you your fondest wish. I would transform into your mother, look into that mirror and watch myself make love to her while your father watched, helpless to change anything

Those were the best orgasms of my life, Potter. One day things went wrong,

Before I could find my way to a safe spot, your father found me, and thinking me Lily proceeded to fondle me

It felt good, Potter. Forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest

You know that polyjuice potion doesn't change your voice, of course. Yet James Potter never suspected a thing when I didn't speak. He smiled and said I was learning.

Oh I learned alright. I learned never to touch polyjuice potion again. Not because I feared such a thing would happen again, but because I feared I would want it to. That I'd seek it out.

Polyjuice potion and it's ingredients are restricted for a reason, Potter. The very recipe is not available to students.

Keep that in mind, won't you?

      Pro-China copypasta

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        I’m addicted to plants versus zombies hentai

          Plants vs. Zombies is a 2009 tower defense video game developed and published by PopCap Games.
          One rainy night my parents were out and as a horny 13 yr old I was horny as shit. Jokingly I searched “plants vs zombies rule 34. And what I found was fucking amazing it’s eye candy. I want the pea shooter to sit on my dick. Day by day searching the web for some plants verses zombies hentai. It got so bad that I broke up with my gf because I like pvs hentai more than her.

My favorite is pea shooter her drawings are gold, her big juicy mommy milkers are drawn with quality.

          BEGONE THOT

            Begone thot,
            You, the vile thot that comes upon me,

Begone, for your vile ways do not help thee,

A thot as thou, too foul, you make me howl,

For a three (out of ten), like thee, causes movements in my bowel,

I howl of fear, when thou I see,

For a beast as you cannot cause glee,

You must, with you musk, make me howl;

"Begone Thot!

Begone vile beast!

Thou art no for me,

Thou art not for glee,

Glory is foul,

When you I see,

So much thou hurt me,

That I must scream,

Begone thot,

Begone, begone"

-Shakespeare