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Do NOT face Allah alone when Astral projecting

    I will build battle Allah
    Today while astral projecting I summoned allah to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.

He is so fucking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.

I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.

Please be safe everyone. Allah is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.

    On only fans banning nsfw

      Only fans banning porn!??!! This is literally 1984
      I, for one, am glad they’re banning the hard core stuff. I’m so sick and tired of having to see penises inside of these sweet young women’s, asses, vaginas and mouth. I hate it when their faces, breasts, and other various body parts are covered in these perverts semen. I really hate seeing it on the internet. Now I can use onlyfans for its original purpose. Reading the Bible.

      I AM TIRED OF PEOPLE HATING THE DREAM SMP

        LIKE SERIOUSLY?!ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME?! THE DREAM SMP IS NOT ONLY A FUCKING GREEN BLOB IT HAVE A STORY BEHIND IT IF YOU AT LEAST WATCHED IT YOU COULD SAY SOMETHING BUT YOU DON'T WATCH ALL THE MEMBERS CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?!AND LET US HAVE OUR FANDOM?! YOU GUYS ARE ANNOYING AS FUCK HOPE YOU KNOW THAT.

        Killed a Trump support with a dildo today.

          NTA, dildos can be dangerous, he clearly knew the risks
          This morning I heard someone say they voted for Trump. I panicked and immediately ran to get my 3 foot dragon dildo before beating him to death with it. I hope no one assumed I was a Trump supporter in the short time I allowed him to live.

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            Your mother and I had very loud

              Aight gramps, time for your schizophrenia meds.
              Your mother and I had very loud, long, and passionate sexual intercourse last night. It was so loud, your neighbors called the police to report a noise complaint, the police thought your mother was in danger from how ear piercing her moans were, and ended up breaking down the door to find me shafting my 10.7 inch rock hard penis in and out of her tight vagina. They were so impressed they stayed to watch. I was shanking it, I was cranking it, and finally, I ejaculated so much it splattered throughout your entire house. I performed so well that your mother, the police, and your neighbors tipped me for it.