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Do NOT challenge Allah to a game of Minecraft Manhunt

    Our Lord is undefeatable
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    Dream: In this video, me and 3 of my friends try to hunt down Allah and stop him from beating Minecraft and taking over Afghanistan. If we kill him once, Islam will be destroyed. If he beats the Ender Dragon, my friends and I will convert to Islam and follow the true path to Jannah. Minecraft Manhunt.

BadBoyHalo: Okay, when are we starting?

Bad: Alright, guys listen, here's what we're doing: we planned this out. I'm gonna get us resources, you three stay on him, keep him from getting any resources, and that'll prevent - oh my goodness, where'd he go? Oh my goodness, he did it again!

George: I see him, he's running away.

Sapnap: I see him he's getting a tree, he's mining wood!

George: Go, go go go go.

George: We're nowhere near him.

Bad: Just get to him!

Sapnap: He chopped down the whole tree in one hit! How???

George: Alright go Sapnap, go, go.

Sapnap: Okay wait I'm on him. Mmm, what's up bro?

Dream: No! He's too powerful!

Bad: Okay, I got us wood, I got us wood. Dream, you always give me wood. I'm so fucking hard right now.

George: Just use the compass and cum to us.

Bad: Yeah, I'm running, I'm gonna get us swords.

Dream: Oh my god. I had an iron sword and I barely escaped with my life... George, what are you doing? You're just standing there.

Dream: George???

George: Sorry, my ass hole is still sore from last night. Had to run to the bathroom because it was leaking again.

Snapsnap: He just killed me! What the heck, guys?

BadBoyHalo: Me too. He's not even trying to beat the game.

Dream: Oh my god, I'm dead. He's farming us.

Bad: Where'd he go? I think I saw him run towards the desert... On him now. Oh my god.

Dream: What?

Bad: He's building something... It's huge. Is that... Mecca? He's building a full-scale recreation of Mecca.

BadBoyHalo: Oh my goodness boys, that's huge.

Bad: Wait, he's up in the sky now... He's writing something with blocks...

Dream: It looks like it says... 'Death to Israel'. Well, I can agree with that at least... George. George? Where are you, kitten?

George: Breathing heavily over the mic.

BadBoyHalo: Ignore him.... He's masturbating again.

Snapsnap: Here he comes! Get ready!

BadBoyHalo: Oh heck, he has diamond armor. No way. No way, bro. This is impossible.

Dream: I can see why so many people worship him.

Snapsnap: I don't think we can win, what do we... Oh, I'm dead.

BadBoyHalo: Me too.

George: Audibly orgasms over the mic... Oh he's so fucking powerful. S-sorry guys... I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting follower with a loose hole.

Dream: It's fine, George. But you know I'll have to punish you later, you little slut.

George: I'm sorry Daddy uwu.

Dream: I think that's a wrap boys. Allah built Mecca and killed us all. No one can stop him now. As promised, we're shipping off to Afghanistan to join the Taliban. Remember to like and subscribe, and tune in for our next video, Israeli Manhunt, where we hunt down foul and treacherous Jewish children in real life.

    My (23M) brother (18M) is addicted to Among Us porn.

      MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP
      My brother is an Among Us porn addict. He apparently started "ironically" watching Among Us porn and then it started to seriously turn him on. Once hi accidentally sent Among Us anal porn to our family group chat and my mother got angry and we started discussing it as a family. My sister was probably the most disgusted one and wants my brother to get a therapy because she thinks he has an addiction and it is dangerous for him. I say that he is just discovering his sexual self and masturbating to Among Us impostor being anally penetrated by another Among Us impostor is not wrong. My brother is really embarrassed and just wants all of this to end. I don't think that my parents really care that much and it's just my sister still talking about it. What should I do to convince her that Among Us hardcore porn is OK?

      Wash 😝your bum bum 😳wash your bum bum

        Wash 😝your bum bum 😳wash your bum bum 🍑every single day ☀️ wash your bum bum 😜wash your bum bum 🤯wash the dirt 🛁away now ⬇️ the bum bum’s squeaky clean 🧼 but there’s no ❌ towel to be seen⁉️but we can always shake it 💃🏼shake it 🕺🏼shake it💃🏾 shake it 🕺🏾 but we 🤝 can always shake it 💃🏽 till it’s dry 🐪

        Today while playing Fortnite I ran into Allah

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          Today while playing Fortnite I ran into Allah at pleasant parks while he was trying to run solo squads. Knowing he was weakened, I told my squad to stay high ground while I engaged him on my own. He had worse loot and no heals but he's an amazing player.

He is so fucking powerful. I'm not cracked enough at the game to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and ran out of heals. His edits are immensely cracked and he cranks 90s at an ungodly speeds.

I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting default skin. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue climbing the Fortnite ladder. I'm currently using medkits and mini shields that my squad gave me to try and heal as quickly as possible.

Please be safe everyone. Allah is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together (maybe even cross team) if we want to shit on this god.

          I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exam

            "Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers."
            I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge, and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly cum every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius's wrath. then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate | unleash with the fury of a lion hunting it's prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that | busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.

            Can we mass send memes to the Taliban

              360 no scope from a tree while I peee
              Like what if we get a small part of this sub to send memes to taliban accounts on twitter to lobotomize them. We get them too busy browsing reddit to actually plan shit and we make them waste their day watching memes.

Imagine there's this taliban sniper about to take out a child when all of a sudden he remembers "peter griffin halal ben shapiro cringe القرف haram turtle swanson القرف free no virus no download 100% gratis 2013 (ملحمة ساءت)", he laughs and he misses the shot. Or a suicide bomber accidentally setting off the vest because he mistook the remote for his mouse while trying to replay a video. Or maybe we get them to become lazy as fuck and all they do bow is share memes.

We must feed the Taliban memes Basically, epic reddit do your thing make the talibans retarded like you