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REAL LEGO sex

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    I wish I could watch LEGO have sex, ya know? And I'm talking about REAL sex, not some guy clacking these little people against each other against their will. I want to see sentient LEGO people have consensual sex. And I want it to be a very voyeuristic experience. I don't want the LEGO people to know I'm watching them, to know that I know they come alive when no one is around. I want to peep on them. I want them to go into the little sex house I built for them and have nasty, wild LEGO sex. That's what I want to see. Is that so hard? Is that so much to ask?

    JUST BEAT THE SHIT OUT MY LITTLE BROTHER FOR INTERRUPTING MY FIRST DONDA LISTEN

      Donda is the tenth studio album by American rapper and producer Kanye West.
      Iam in the bathroom rn listening to onda while typing this, my father and other brother are yelling cause I broke my little brothers nose cuase he interrupted me. I was listening to jail and the fucker came into with his lil speaker playing some nba youngboy or sumn i snatched the speaker andfuckung swung it and smashed it his face I dontp lay like that when it comes to moments like this fuck him fucker probably got frontal teeth chipped too fuck him btw hurricane so spiritual bro weeknd hook and parts got me crying im experiencing ascension lord you are forever god is the greatest praise be lord bless my brothers here on this sub and Kanye and may we wake up to happier and greater days every morning

      why are Pokémon so fucking hot?

        This isn’t a copypasta this is just a fact
        gardevoir is just so hot. i spend hours a day jacking off to her mommy milkers. i wish i was a trainer so i could have sex with her. it’s so forbidden which makes it so hot. i want her to pin me to the ground and force me to have sex with her so badly i want her to have forced sex with me for hours i want her to make me eat her pussy for hours. i want her to make me her sex slave and we will have mind blowing sex all the time. i want her to peg me with a massive fucking dildo. gardevoir is so hot i want her to breed me so badly. 🥵🥵🥵

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          Shut the fuck up you nasty bitch

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            Shut the fuck up you "nasty bitch", I don't know how the fuck you jump in my sight, you little "nasty ass nigga". Shut your little bitch ass up, you dirty bitch. Who the fuck is this lone head-ass jaw breaker looking ass in miss marry? Shut your bitch ass up you ugly ass nigga you dirty as shit bitch. I'ma get to flamin yo dirty ass. You greasy "cheeseburger body you limp ass nigga", you fat as shit bitch.
            shut the fuck up you nasty bitch. i dont how the fuck you jump my in sight you lil nasty ass nigga. shut yo lil bitch ass up you dirty bitch. who the is this fuck lone headass, jaw breaker lookin ass nigga in miss mary. SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP YOU UGLY ASS NIGGA YOU DIRTY ASS SHIT BITCH. IMA GET TO FLAMIN YO DIRTY ASS YOU GREASY CHEESE BURGER BODY YOU LIMP ASS NIGGA. YOU FAT AS SHIT BITCH SHUT YO STUPID ASS UP BITCH.

            i have a dick at 14

              YTA your dick your rules
              is it normal for a 14 yo boy to have a dick? it started growing at such a fast pace all of sudden, I am too desperate because I don't know what to do!! Should I chop the thing off??