---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
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---{ Condition }---

☑ AIDS

☐ Cancer

☑ Micropenis

☑ Baldness

☐ Fever

☐ Congutivities

☑ Furry

---{ Likes? }---

☑ Kids

☑ Teens (Under 18)

☐ Adults

---{ Sex }---

☐ Very good

☐ Good

☐ Not too bad

☐ Bad

☑ None

---{ Time to c(u)m }---

☑ Time is irrelevant

☐ Short

☐ Average

☐ Long

☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Parental Love }---

☑ Isn't necessary to progress

☐ Average

☐ Too much

---{ Inteligense }---

☐ Very good

☐ Good

☐ Not too bad

☐ Bad

☑ I do reviews with template

---{ Game }---

Yeah, it's good. You should play it.