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It’s literally just a tree you piece of shit.

    100 gecs copypasta
    It's literally just a tree you piece of shit. There's no gecs or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about an album cover. Which would be funny except nothing in this replication implies that there's any gecs or a gec stand-in. You just saw a tree and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech 100 gEcS like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you

    Cumstitution day!🇧🇻

      🇧🇻💦Its CUMstitutionday!💦🇧🇻 Put on your best PULnad😫 and get ready for cumking Haralds👑 apperance in the royal SLUTs balcony!🇧🇻🏰 Yummy ice cream🍦 and pavlUwU🍰 to each and everyone of Whoreways loyal citizens! 😈Hipp hipp whoray!🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻

      Two Minute Papers

        Dear fellow 😂💦 scholars, 🤓🤓 this 🎊 is 💯👎 Two 💏✌ Minute ⏰⏰ Papers 📝 with Dr 👩 Karoly Zsolnai-Feher. Today 😱 we're 🔫 looking at some 🐔👆 fascinating 😍😍 research that proves that you will never get any 😱 bitches. 🍑 Research scientists at 🍆 OpenAI have discovered 😎 a 😎🏃 new 🏽🗞 machine 🔥 learning technique that 🕵😤 can ♂💦 predict how 💪💪 many 💪 women ❎ are attracted to 💱 you (hint: 🔎 its 🙅 0). What a 👇👌 time ⏳🕧 to be 🐝😱 alive!

        The 😳Batman 😩

          Thursday, October 🐙 31st. 🎃 The city 🌇 streets 😡🧲 are crowded for 👻 the holiday. 🤑🥳 Even 🤷‍♀️ with the rain. 🌦 Hidden 🌺💗 in 👏 the chaos 🌋 is the element, waiting ⏳ to strike 🎳 like 🟠 snakes. And I'm 😂😂 there 😍 too. 😎 Watching. 👀 2 😂 years 😱😱🤯 of nights 😴 have 👏 turned 😍 me 🙎‍♀️ into 🤓 a nocturnal animal. 🦑 I 🦆 must 🙅 choose 📥 my ❄️🔥 targets carefully. 👀 It's a big 🐀 city. 🌇 I 🌊 can't 💃 be 😫 everywhere. 🌍🌎🌏 But 🤔 they 👩‍💻 don't 📷 know 💭 where 🏃 I 😔 am. 🤒 We 👯 have ✊😤 a signal 🚥 now, 🙀 for 😇 when 🔜 I'm 👌 needed. 🤲 When 🕛🕐 that ➡️ light 💡 hits ➕🎯🎯 the sky, ☁️ it's not 😅 just 😾 a call- 📞 it's a warning. ⚠ To them. 🏿 Fear 😱 is a tool. 🔰 They 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 think 🤔 I'm 🥺 hiding in 🔚 the shadows. But 😳 I 👁️ AM 😩 the shadows. I ☔ wish 😜🙏 I 🙀 could 🔒 say 🦯 I'm 😈 making ☝️ a difference, 😡 but 📷 I'm 😈 not. ✖️ Murder, 😤✴️ robberies, assault- 2 👯‍♀️ years 🕡 later, 🕑 they're 🐂 all 💯 up. 🆙 And now 🧝‍♂️ this. This city's eating 🏪 itself. 👈👈 Maybe 👨‍🎨 it can't ❌ be 🤰 saved, but 👉 i 🙋‍♂️ have 🈶🈶🈶 to try. 😒 PUSH ❗🏽 MYSELF. 👈 These 🚑 nights 😈🌚🌟🌑 all 💯 roll 🎲 together 👨‍👦 in 🎻🎻🎻 a rush, 🏃‍♀ Behind 🌥️🌤️ the mask. 😷 Sometimes 🕐 in 🕺 the morning 🌅 i 🔥🚫 have ⭐👏 to force ✊ myself 😈👑 to remember 🤔 everything 🙌 that 🥺🕢🕚 happened 🤔😂😍

          Chivalry isn‘t dead

            Simp copypasta
            I saw a girl almost get gangbanged once. I did what any gentleman would do and jumped in front of her shielding her, sucking, jerking, grinding the offenders away one by one, well one by four. The maiden’s dignity was safe.

Laying there, vision a white blur, I reached outward to her. “Bobs….open…bo-, vagene to me..” then I passed out. Never saw her again.

            GUYS HELP A WOMAN IS THREATENING ME WITH MY NUDES

              allow me to explain. so there is this woman from Messenger, as i woke up
to a bunch of DMs. we chatted for a bit, and then she asked to see me
on cam. so i did, and things got steamy. being the teen i am, the
hormones was raging in me. a few moments later, she showed me a
recording of me masturbating (i was playing along, and i was pressured
to). now, shes wanting 2500$ and i dont have that money, and she says if
i dont give her the money, shell post it on my fb and i think my
reputation is gonna be ruined. what do i do?

edit: i reported her to my local police and the state troopers. i am now
filing a statement and i am still keeping in touch with her in fears of
the leak i encourage you guys to NEVER open up unknown people in your
DMs, and if things get fishy, BLOCK THEM. edit 2: ok the state troopers
called, and they said to call Petersburg police since we're both in
alaska, im going to give them a call. wish me luck!