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Yeah, Orbees bladder torture is my fetish, what of it?

    Orbees copypasta
    What are you laughing at? You know, Orbees, those little water beads that swell up when you get them wet. The torture involves putting a whole bunch of them into my bladder while they dry so they expand inside, growing too big to pass out. This leaves me with a permanent need to relieve myself and a requirement of frequent trips to the bathroom as I can only let out a small amount of urine at a time. That's my fetish and if you don't like it you can leave.

    I sneak sips of my coworker’s breast milk from the lunch room fridge.

      I sneak sips of my coworker’s breast milk from the lunch room fridge.
      
      She just had a baby a couple months ago and will pump on her breaks at work in the bathroom and put her milk in the refrigerator at work in the lunch room.
      
      I take my lunch later than everyone else just to be alone in there and take a sip or two of her sweet breast milk. Thankfully there are no cameras and I have never been caught. I've had a breast/lactation kink as long as I can remember and I know this is wrong and probably illegal but it turns me on so much.
      
      I also know that if I get caught I will lose everything. I never intended to do this but I had to take lunch late one day, I opened the fridge and there it was. Just seeing it in the bottles made me so horny. I already thought she was super hot but pregnancy made her so much sexier. Her breasts, hips and ass all got thicker. I had to taste her milk. I couldn't stop myself. I quickly looked around and no one was in the lunchroom or coming down the long hall. I opened the bottle and took just a taste and it was so good. I got so aroused I immediately ran to the bathroom and jerked off with the taste of her sweet milk on my tongue.
      
      I've done this multiple times per week for over a month now. I know this is wrong but I can't stop myself.
      
      I wish she were my wife so I could breastfeed from her every day. Her husband is so lucky.
      
      Edit: A few of you guys told me that I am contaminating her breast milk and could make her baby sick! I had no idea babies are so susceptible to infections like this and I feel awful. I am going to pour some in a disposable cup and drink it next time. Thank you for letting me know.

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          I want to cuck Ben Shapiro

            Ben Shapiro cuck copypasta
            I frequently jerk off to the thought of fucking Ben Shapiro's wife. Forcing him to watch while I make his wife wet for the first time in their marriage, have her beg for my seed while Ben tries to debate me in his whiney, nasally voice. I want to cum inside his wife as she orgasms for the first time in her 14 year old marriage with Ben. I want to force Ben to look at his wife's creampied pussy, full to the brim with my baby batter. I want to hear Ben gently sobbing while me and his wife passionately make out as I prepare to pound her again.

            My idea for a porn plot

              Successor to the “New anime plot” copypasta
              So I’m thinking the girl is hungry and orders cheese pizza. And then the pizza man comes and tells her it costs 9.99 but then she says “i don’t have enoughis there any other way to pay” and then the guy says “yes there is ;) WITH YOUR SOUL” and then the pizza man pulls out a light saber and tries to kill her but then she grabs her light saber but then the pizza person cuts her clothes off!! And the battle with light sabers until she cuts his dick off and he falls groaning in pain and then she says “any last words” and then he says “I should be the one saying that” before he force grabs a dildo and stuffs it up her ass then she drops her light saber in pain and then he stabs her saying “I always win” before she drops dead”
              
              And that’s my idea :)