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    What if I... put my Minecraft bed... 😳 next to yours... 😳 aha ha, just kidding.. 😂 unless.. ? 😳
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    Starbucks Order

      venti caramel frappuccino with non fat coconut milk exactly 2 1/2 cups
      This is so funny omg! I almost spit out my venti caramel frappuccino with non fat coconut milk exactly 2 1/2 cups of sugar with 4 chocolate drizzles, 6 1/2 pump of caramel drizzle, 3 expresso shots mixed in, extra whip cream, as well as birthday cake pop mixed in with a bit of strawberries on top, chocolate chips, coconut flakes, pump of vanilla, one pump of hazelnut, banana slices mixed in, chocolate shavings coating the bottom, cinnamon dolce and just a pinch of matcha powder.

      Pizza Mozzarella

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        No homo

          Guys I am worried after what my homie did. Me and my homie were bored one day so we got together and always said no homo. We adopted 2 kids and have spent 1 year together and we are engaged and getting married. So one day I am feeling horny and I go to my homie and we fuck, it's good, and I said no homo. 6 minutes in I notice his socks aren't on and then it hits me, he didn't say no homo I am shocked. I asked him to say no homo but he ignored me. Is he gay? Am I gay? How do I tell the kids that?

          🚨🚨CALLING ALL TENCENT GAMERS🚨🚨

            🚨🚨CALLING ALL TENCENT GAMERS🚨🚨 JOHN XINA 🇨🇳🍦LOST HIS SOCIAL CREDIT 🤯 🤭AND NEEDS YOUR HELP TO GET IT BACK 👍👍🇨🇳 ALL HE NEEDS IS THE 1️⃣2️⃣ DIGITS ON YOUR SOCIAL CREDIT CARD 💳 ALONG WITH THE EXPIRATION DATE 📅 AND THOSE 3️⃣ WACKY DIGITS ON THE BACK 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🍦

            8 people suffocated to death at Travis Scott’s concert

              At least 8 dead and many injured after crowd surge at Travis Scott's Astroworld Festival
              Dababy would never let something like this happen. The only suffocating at his concerts is dudes suffocating on his 13 incher (unerect of course, as no one is good enough to arouse him) in a classy manner. Dababy realizes the potential of his fan base as his personal flesh-lights, and would never let one go to waste.
              
              “Why doesn’t Dababy just fuck da dead bodies?” If you have to ask that question, then you’re not a real fan. Real ones already know da answer to that. Dababy likes it when they resist, and they can’t resist when they’re Dead.
              
              So next time you listen to Dababy (which should be all the time), just remember Dababy values you.