I'm not gay, but I want to suck a cock. Cocks look so juicy and tasty when you think about it. Just imagine slurping up and down on a warm throbbing cock as a man stronger and bigger than you pats your head and calls you a good boy. I'm entirely straight. I just have a penis fetish.
OMG like, heyaa💋 Sooo um 😅This is super random and funny and stuff but, like… You’re AUTISTIC right😏? Wait wait nooo🤣! Don’t like, have a little freak out or whatever! Goshh you got all red! LOL you’re so like, awkward😅cmoon you can tell meee! We’re besties now! You’ll make me happy! 😘Totes an Aspie rite? Mmm? Cant hear you cutie💖little louder, cmon! Speak up🤭! USE YOUR WORDS RETARD~UGH. YEAH😍!? YAS!😜 Knew it omg! You were totes acting weird, making stupid noises, playing with your hands….Oh and don’t think I didn’t notice the only time you looked up at me was to stare at my big butt lol! 🙄SOOO Not subtle! It’s ok tho umm… 😳I think autistic NEETS like you are pretty hot… Soooo are you like, one of those porn addicts who got brain damage from gooning to hard , ooor… are you a natural Aspie? Like, born with it and stuff😩? 🥵Natural? Oh fuck yeah O.M.G…..! Like, Awesome! Hey umm… you wanna hang out? I got some cool friends you’ll love! They know all about people like you🧩!
Hey my Sister is Dissatisfied with the size of her breasts and i know this really weird and stuff (Which i also told her haha), but she would like pictures of your breasts to compare. uh, pretty weird but she really wants to see good-looking breasts. so if you send pictures of your breasts i give my cellphone to my sister and she gives it back to me after looking at it. she would be very happy and thanks in advance.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
So a month ago I went on a little trip to spain. On the way back out plane had to stop in Italy for 2 hours. I managed to shit once in spain, once in Italy and once in my home country upon arrival, so I managed to shit in 3 different countries in the span of 12 hours. Is this an accomplishment? Of course I won't put it in my CV, but do you know someone that has done something similar? Anyway, I call it the trifecta, you rae more than welcome to attempt doing it.
Edit: Thank you all for the support in the comments. I did not expect this much positive feedback, I'm literally shaking rn. Next summer I'll attempt the fourfecta. Will let you know how it goes
Disclaimer: my hatred of geologists is purely theatrical, but if I did have to kill one for some reason, it would be very easy.
I’d brandish my obsidian knife at them and they’d be compelled to approach. “That’s very cool,” they’d say, confident in their superior strength and endurance from all the rocks they carry around at all times. They’d shower me with very interesting facts about obsidian and hover just out of range of the cutting edge, waiting for me to exhaust myself. “But as it is volcanic glass, it’s very fragile, you see, and isn’t well-suited for use as a weap—” and then I’d hit them with the wooden baseball bat in my other hand, which they would not have noticed because geologists can only see rocks and minerals.