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Femboy Pipeline

    A femboy is a slang term for a young, usually cisgender male who displays traditionally feminine characteristics
    First they joke about not liking femboys but thinking they are cute, then they get curious and look at them feeling attraction to the femboys, they still think they are straight and that femboys are girls with dicks, but soon enough they're watching sissy porn and jerking to them. They start thinking that maybe taking it up the ass feels better than jerking. They start doing butt stuff with dildos and find that's it's the best way to get off. Soon they notice the femininity in some of their features and want them to be more like that of femboys they see, they cosplay anime girls a few times then realize they are attracted to themselves in this state. They end up becoming the femboy and posting pictures so people tell them how cute they are which feeds their ego and continues the cycle. It all starts with Pantsahat's videos This is the femboy pipeline

    George Orwell ruined my life

      Literally 1984
      I’m a huge fan of 1984, especially the writing of the characters and dialogue in it. There was a girl I liked at school, and I tried to think of the smartest and most clever way to ask her out. I decided to be like Winston, telling her how much I used to hate her and how I wanted to rape her and smash her head into a wall. However, instead of being wooed like I expected, she got mad at me and told the Principal and said I was “sexually harassing” her. It’s clear she just wasn’t intelligent enough for me and was embarrassed. However, no one wanted to hear my reasoning. I’ve been given detention and my parents have been informed, and despite how I’m clearly in the right everyone seems to think I’m some weirdo now. This truly is a dystopian society we live in......

      You memers and your references.

        sure grandma let's get you to bed
        You memers and your references. Oh boy.

I remember the old days when memes actually used to require effort. Now all you kids do is repeat the same old tired phrases and concepts without a second thought. There's literally no effort placed into your memery. It's just a bunch of empty, meaningless nonsense.

I wish we went back to the old days. Things were so much better then. Real news, real problems in the world, real memes that we had to be CREATIVE enough to come up with and keep, rather than relying on the power of the World Wide Web to carry our ideas everywhere.

I hope you kids get your comeuppance so you will finally understand what a true meme is.

Someday, when the internet breaks down under the weight of its idiocy, you shall finally come to understand what it means to create and maintain real memes. Until then, you'll just be the same old snowflakes that the older generation rightfully complains about.

        Yaoi Fangirl

          Yaoi is a genre of fictional media originating in Japan that features homoerotic relationships between male characters.
          No. No. You just wait a FUCKING SECOND. What the fuck did you just call me? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME? I’ll have you know that I’m a yaoi fangirl and PROUD. You don’t INSULT me. And by the way, no. No, it’s not “gay.” Do you even KNOW where that came from? Japan. “GAY” CAME FROM JAPAN. THE PROPER TERM FOR “GAY” IS YAOI. Just because I’m eleven doesn’t mean that I can’t be a perv. I’m mature. I write yaoi fanfiction. I have many people who like my yaoi posts on fanfiction.net and deviantART. I read yaoi every day. Yaoi is my life. I couldn’t live without yaoi. I would die without it. I know everything about yaoi sex. I read a fanfiction where the seme (that’s the dominant male in the relationship.) fingered the uke. (that’s the smaller guy.) He used four fingers. That’s to prepare him for sex. I’M NOT STUPID. I read my first doujinshi when I was ten. I’m NOT like other kids, SO STOP SAYING THAT I AM. I’m sick of it. I’m so fucking sick of all of it. I’ll have you know that I knew what a penis does when I was NINE FUCKING YEARS OLD. NINE. I WAS FUCKING NINE. I BET THAT YOU DIDN’T KNOW WHAT A PENIS WAS WHEN YOU WERE NINE. I type with proper grammar, and you don’t. You aren’t better than me. You don’t even use the right word for yaoi. It’s not gay. Do your research. By the way, gay porn is disgusting. It’s nothing like yaoi and it’s unrealistic, and gross. The ukes are usually not even shorter than the seme. It’s disgusting. Fuck all of you. I’m eleven and I’m not “stupid” because I actually know about the origin of yaoi and you don’t. Fuck you. Fuck off

          Sincere apology

            😭😭😭😭😭😭
            Dear , i am not mad at you. I just haven't been able to realise fast enough that the things you say have been jokes. I am truly sorry and I do hope i can make this up to you. I don't hate you or anything but if you want to be mad at me then go ahead i pretty much deserve it. All I've wanted in this year is to get along with people and not upset them. I do hope I haven't ruined our friendship and that we still like each other as friends. Whatever goes on in the future fuck knows but what's is to come next I do not really care anymore, I have been a dick to you and I know it. I do hope we can talk and sort something out as right now I am certainly not up for losing more mates, I let a game get to me how retarded am I this has been bothering me all night now and I just want to point out to you that I am sorry and I am willing to make it up to you. Its up to you now whether you accept me as a friend or dont but I messed up all this time and I know that I just let it get to me and in the end i just couldn't keep it in and just go so fed up as a person can only take so much that I didn't want to unleash anger I just thought to do the wise thing. I am now leaving this choice to you whatever happens, happens I deserve it.

            No, Richard, it’s ‘Linux’

              Save this to quote the next GNU+Linux warrior.
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              No, Richard, it's 'Linux', not 'GNU/Linux'. The most important contributions that the FSF made to Linux were the creation of the GPL and the GCC compiler. Those are fine and inspired products. GCC is a monumental achievement and has earned you, RMS, and the Free Software Foundation countless kudos and much appreciation.

Following are some reasons for you to mull over, including some already answered in your FAQ.

One guy, Linus Torvalds, used GCC to make his operating system (yes, Linux is an OS -- more on this later). He named it 'Linux' with a little help from his friends. Why doesn't he call it GNU/Linux? Because he wrote it, with more help from his friends, not you. You named your stuff, I named my stuff -- including the software I wrote using GCC -- and Linus named his stuff. The proper name is Linux because Linus Torvalds says so. Linus has spoken. Accept his authority. To do otherwise is to become a nag. You don't want to be known as a nag, do you?

(An operating system) != (a distribution). Linux is an operating system. By my definition, an operating system is that software which provides and limits access to hardware resources on a computer. That definition applies whereever you see Linux in use. However, Linux is usually distributed with a collection of utilities and applications to make it easily configurable as a desktop system, a server, a development box, or a graphics workstation, or whatever the user needs. In such a configuration, we have a Linux (based) distribution. Therein lies your strongest argument for the unwieldy title 'GNU/Linux' (when said bundled software is largely from the FSF). Go bug the distribution makers on that one. Take your beef to Red Hat, Mandrake, and Slackware. At least there you have an argument. Linux alone is an operating system that can be used in various applications without any GNU software whatsoever. Embedded applications come to mind as an obvious example.

Next, even if we limit the GNU/Linux title to the GNU-based Linux distributions, we run into another obvious problem. XFree86 may well be more important to a particular Linux installation than the sum of all the GNU contributions. More properly, shouldn't the distribution be called XFree86/Linux? Or, at a minimum, XFree86/GNU/Linux? Of course, it would be rather arbitrary to draw the line there when many other fine contributions go unlisted. Yes, I know you've heard this one before. Get used to it. You'll keep hearing it until you can cleanly counter it.

You seem to like the lines-of-code metric. There are many lines of GNU code in a typical Linux distribution. You seem to suggest that (more LOC) == (more important). However, I submit to you that raw LOC numbers do not directly correlate with importance. I would suggest that clock cycles spent on code is a better metric. For example, if my system spends 90% of its time executing XFree86 code, XFree86 is probably the single most important collection of code on my system. Even if I loaded ten times as many lines of useless bloatware on my system and I never excuted that bloatware, it certainly isn't more important code than XFree86. Obviously, this metric isn't perfect either, but LOC really, really sucks. Please refrain from using it ever again in supporting any argument.

Last, I'd like to point out that we Linux and GNU users shouldn't be fighting among ourselves over naming other people's software. But what the heck, I'm in a bad mood now. I think I'm feeling sufficiently obnoxious to make the point that GCC is so very famous and, yes, so very useful only because Linux was developed. In a show of proper respect and gratitude, shouldn't you and everyone refer to GCC as 'the Linux compiler'? Or at least, 'Linux GCC'? Seriously, where would your masterpiece be without Linux? Languishing with the HURD?

If there is a moral buried in this rant, maybe it is this:

Be grateful for your abilities and your incredible success and your considerable fame. Continue to use that success and fame for good, not evil. Also, be especially grateful for Linux' huge contribution to that success. You, RMS, the Free Software Foundation, and GNU software have reached their current high profiles largely on the back of Linux. You have changed the world. Now, go forth and don't be a nag.