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I’m a regular John from city Kansas.

    I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch!

    I punched my classmate for being Dreamphobic

      Dream is an American YouTuber and Twitch streamer who is known primarily for creating Minecraft content.
      TW: 🚨 Dreamphobia 🚨, school, self-defense, Nazism, saying Dream cheated

This happened a few days ago. I was looking at fanart of Dream in class. The kid sitting next to me looked over at my computer and then made some insensitive comment about how Dream cheated (obvious Nazi propaganda) and that his videos suck.

This made me irritated - yet another Dreamphobe harassing me. I called him out and told him that he was acting Dreamphobic because he was oppressing me, a Dreamsexual person, and then he laughed in my face.

He said, "Dreamsexual? Is that when you want to suck Dream's dick or something?" I said yes and he looked at me weirdly and asked if I was joking.

I decided to pull up this subreddit to help explain Dreamsexuality and Dreamgender. He said that it "didn't exist" and that we were "just overly-obsessed Dream stans", then said that we were mentally ill.

I was livid. I was shaking, too - he doesn't have the right to speak about Dreamsexuality like this. I figured I should follow the advice given to me on this sub before, which is that you should always defend yourself if a Dreamphobe is harassing you.

I turn to him and give him a punch to his face (I was only using a bit of power to teach him a lesson). A bunch of people turn around and the entire class was looking at us.

My ignorant teacher went over and pulled me into the hall and told me that I was being "highly inappropriate" and violent. I said that the kid was discriminating against my sexuality, but he claimed that didn't warrant me punching him and that I could've handled it in a "more civil manner".

I ended up in detention. The school staff said they're "looking into" the other kid's harassment. I hate being in my Dreamphobic school.

Has anyone else here been wrongfully punished for defending yourself? Dreamphobes are true evil and it's a shame that they have so many bigots willing to defend them.

      Kermit the frog did 9/11

        I knew it all along!
        Kermit the frog caused 9/11. In the 2002 TV film "It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie", there's a part where an angel shows Kermit an alternate reality where he was never born. For whatever reason, the editors didn't really think about it, and continued to use footage with the twin towers still standing for this scene, however they aren't there in his original universe. Therefore, something that Kermit did in his life, did in fact cause 9/11 in Muppet lore.
        It is actual Muppets canon that Kermit the Frog, in some way, had a role in bringing down the Twin Towers in the terror attacks of September 11, 2001.

In "It's a Very Muppets Christmas Movie," a film released in late 2002, Kermit is shown a glimpse of what New York City might look like if he had never been born. Among the scenery of this alternate reality NYC, we find none other than the Twin Towers proudly standing in the background. They were, of course, long destroyed in Kermit's normal reality. And yet, in the world without Kermit, the war on terror is missing its powder keg spark. Who would've thought that green piece of fuck could kermit a terror attack on US soil, but there it stands unimpeachable... We have concrete, canon proof of involvement. Why the world hasn't stopped and asked further questions is only further proof of a media cabal keeping this conversation away from the masses.

The Twin Towers would still be standing if it weren't for Kermit the Frog. Al Qaeda was the puppet this time, and Kermit the hand within.

Now, if we are to believe the crew, this was allegedly just a production oversight, meaning that Kermit is somehow not responsible for 9/11. The frog puppet is said to have had no role in the destruction of that beautiful American beacon of freedom, and any links to the contrary are just inconvenient (or should I say convenient) coincidence. The crew alleges that there's no value in searching out ties between Muppet lobbyists and the Saudi regime, so there's no sense in following the money to see underlying truth. There's ostensibly no reason to assume that the towers haven't already been avenged with that famous "we got him" speech given by Obama back in 2012. There's apparently no reason to question the truth any further. But that's none of my business.

        If two virgins fuck

          Sir this is a wendy’s
          If two virgins fuck and take each other's virginity, shouldn't they still have one each? Because, think about it... The definition of take is to capture and receive something, like, if little Bob got 10 dollars and I rudely took it from him, he'd most likely cry, but I'd also gain 10 dollars since I took 10 dollars from him, no? Shouldn't it be the same with virginity, but hopefully, just without the crying? You take a virginty and lose one in the process, so it should be plus-minus zero, I should still have one virginty left? So if I only fuck virgins, will I be a virgin forever? And can I have multiple virginities if I take from other virgins?

          Necrophilia or zoophilia?

            NTA your chicken your rules
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            If I fuck a dead chicken breast from the store, would it be necrophilia? Zoophilia? Because I mean, could it be considered zoophilia? It resembles nothing of a chicken I’d say, could you knock someone for it? You could go a step further, in the fact if you fucked a piece of meat, would it even be necrophilia? It’s the act of an “interest” in dead things or some shit? Like is said, not only does it not resemble a chicken, it doesn’t even resemble a living being, what’s the thrill of fucking just a chicken breast? Like is it okay to fuck a breast, but not a whole chicken, that has been appropriately modified for eating? Does that mean it’s okay to fuck a dead chicken that had it’s feathers plucked? What the fuck is this shit? What are the rules of fucking a chicken? In a capitalistic society, you buy something, you do whatever the fuck you want with it, so if it’s legal to fuck a chicken breast under capitalism, that means you should be able to just straight up fuck a chicken, you bought that shit didn’t you? This isn’t a conversation of fucking chicken anymore, just one of morals.

What horrible things can you do all at once and be the biggest piece of shit?

Reading past this point will be very disturbing, SERIOUSLY disturbing.

Read at your own risk

Alright- dead chicken arguments,necrophilia? Zoophilia? Fuck it, both. It is objectively true, but let’s not delve into that again. So under the rules of evolution, (which I personally believe, so that’s why I’m running with it) the last major evolution of humans before Homo(😂)-Sapiens, were Homo(😂)-Erectus (😳), so, if I fucked the very generation that came before me that was the last hybrid generations between Homo-Sapiens and Homo-Erectus, would that be incest, AND zoophilia? Technically 2 species, technically family, I’ll do a little analogy (anal 😂) to make this easier to understand.

Going back to chickens, (sadly) the egg came first, no way around it, with each generation, through natural selection, little changes happen to adapt to the current climate, or what the next generation of “chicken” might need to help through life, so with this knowledge, the egg came first, the very last generation of “chicken” before our modern chicken was sort of different, leading it to not be a modern chicken, meaning when the last generation of “chicken” laid the first egg of modern chicken, the egg came first, this logic applies to every species ever.

So, knowing this, could it technically be zoophilia and incest to fuck your Homo-Erectus mother? And to go a step further, would it be necrophilia, zoophilia, or incest to fuck your dead Homo-Erectus mother? It would be all, right? And what if you fucking hated Homo-Erectus motherfuckers, and you fucked your dead Homo-Erectus mother out of hate, would it be zoophilia, necrophilia, incest, and a hate crime? What if she was a lesbian monkey, and didn’t want it? WOULD IT BE HOMOPHOBIC TOO? It would also be rape, but let’s not get it confused, fucking a corpse is certainly rape, so that’s established.

Now at this point, you’re the biggest fucking dickhead to ever exist, like what the fuck dude? Zoophilia, necrophilia, incest, speciesism, rape, homophobia, could it get worse?

Yes.

(Getting grossed out writing this, but I must go on)

Okay, so let’s say your mom (😂) is also disabled, transgender, and you fucking hate the shit out of her for that, adding on to the hate crime, you have now achieved being transphobic and ableist, with the other hate crimes adding up with homophobia, and speciest. But let’s also say before you engage the rape, she was alive, but she has a terminal illness and you calculate her exact time of death, so in the middle of it, she would die and you punch her, because like in videogames, if you shoot someone before they jump off the map, it counts as a kill. So now as she takes her last breath, you have committed murder, still leaving your necrophiliac urges valid. And let’s also say she was the last of her generation. Boom! Genocide.

Now as far out there as this all is, I’ll stop here, I don’t want to pull some crazy crime shit out my ass that makes no sense to this discussion. So let’s tally it up,

Necrophilia, zoophilia, incest, homophobia, transphobia, speciesism, rape, genocide, murder, ableism.

Can it get worse?

All crimes listed on your underaged aunt.

Enough said.

(Same identity as mother)

            Daddy’s little tidepod

              sent this to my dad
              i'm daddies wittle tide pod hehe (ꈍ꒳ꈍ)i'm all squishy and wet for daddy! (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ he loves how my bitter taste nuzzles his taste buds and my Botanical Raintm scent!!!! (。・ω・。)but he knows how im not meant to be eaten...(´･ω･`)waaah!!! dont eat all of me daddy(　；∀；) hehehe my soap-pussy is so wet >///< 1 lick 2 lick 3 lick 4... no more daddy i'll break~(●///▽///●) hehe i'm daddies wittle tide pod so wet and squishy =w=