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Putting on a blindfold and getting your dick sucked is a perfect representation of quantum mechanics

    If you're blindfolded and getting your dick sucked, you're in a superposition of it being simultaneously gay and not gay, since you don't know if it's a guy sucking your dick or a girl. Therefore it would be logical to assume that both cases are true, and that the quantum system (you getting sucked off) is in multiple states (gay and not gay) at once: the very definition of a superposition. The moment you remove the blindfold, this system collapses, as you are making a measurement as to whether or not a guy or a girl is sucking you off; whether or not it's gay. This irreversibly destroys the superposition, as even if you put the blindfold back on, the uncertainty is no longer present.

    Johnny and Marissa

      The bad ending
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      Johnny and Marissa

Sitting in a tree

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

First comes love

Then comes marriage

Then comes an abrupt and tragic miscarriage

Then comes blame

Then comes despair

Two hearts damaged beyond repair

Johnny leaves Marissa and takes the tree

D-I-V-O-R-C-E

      A man in Lego City just can’t take it anymore

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        A man has fallen into depression in Lego city

Start taking anti-depressants

hey.... (he says lifelessly to his wife and friends)

Climb to the top of the lego city bridge and say your goodbyes

Prepare to die, lower your expectations, and off the bridge

The new suicidal collection from Lego City

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