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      Stop posting about Squid Game!
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      Super Nenechi

        Hololive has finally made their debut into copypasta 
        Nene超進化! Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 流派東方不敗 Master Freedom Justice Ginga Victory Prime Strong Cute Beautiful Wonderful Champion Galaxy Baby 最高 勇者王 天元突破 無限 無敵 無双 NENEMAXMAXMAXSTORONG NENECHI!
        Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 東方不敗 Master Ginga Victory Strong Cute Beautiful Galaxy Baby 無限 無敵 無双 Nenechi, with 5 Hololive auditions, 43 wives, 400k husbands, neverending IQ (π), Perfect Japanglish, and Spanish, and Portuguese, running on a 3080x Asacoco Antenna and wearing the new ultra rare 5-Star Isekai Princess skin, cofounder of world-famous Polka Hologram Circus, with infinite source of water and surprising gaming skills while able to sing La Lion and set herself on fire in Craftopia after having become the eternal CEO of Nenepro who punches and kicks every employee, after having disconnected while singing Connect with Kiara, as well as having her name flipped into ƎИƎИ and turned into a 3D cardboard decoy, unlocked the power of God from absorbing Matsuri’s snot on her body while I wearing a sexy bikini and having eaten Haachama's tarantula-spicy-noodles while convincing Ame to trast her and having mastered singing Shiny Smiley Story in 11 different languages at the same time, right after marathoning iCarly and VICTORIOUS twice in a row, great Idol, the Ina-perishable, ƎNƎN, The Great CEO of ƎNƎN, CEO of CEOs, Opener of the Nether, Wielder of the Divine Lava, Punisher of Chat, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Dumpling, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, O'Riend of Chicken, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Streams, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Aloe, High Stewardess of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Sea, Sentinel of the Holo Servers, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Matsuriless, Kusotori-feeder, First of the Mariokart, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Hachaama food, Champion of the Stream, Mighty Botan of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shishiron, She Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Lady of Atalan, Waker of the Shubangelion, Queen Regent of the Sky, Majestic Empress of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Matsuris, Breaker of the Oni Clans, Builder of the Great Trap, Terror of the Villager, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Pekodam, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Polka's Holy Instrument, Scion of Matsuri, Scion of Nenechi, The (Dis)Connected, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Smile, Founder of the Nenechi Cult, Banisher of the Grand Horny, High Lady Admiral of the Houshou Pirates, Guardian of the La-Lion Pass, Tamer of the Tako Queen, Living Dumpling Lady, Dismisser of the Foxburger, Charioteer of the Matsuris, She Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Apex Purger, Favoured of Lamy, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lady Sand, Wrangler of Fennecs, Empress of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Husbands Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the 300k Vtuber, Queen Regent of the Pineapple Pizza, Warden of the Eternal Nenepolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Win, Matsuri-Tamer, CEO of the Karaoke Stream, Guardian of the Deadbeats, Great Keeper of the Gyoza, Husband of the Tako Princess, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Subscribers, Wife of all Husbands, Princess of Desk-kun, Tyrant of Minecraft, Purger of the Phantom, Killer of the False Matsuri's Champions, Tyrant of the Golden Dumpling, Golden Dumpling Lady, Forgotten of the Left4Dead2, Kusotori Mistress, Eternal Warden of ƎNƎN's Lands, Breaker of Haachama's Bonds, Lord of The NENEngine, Everconductor of The Momotaro Nenechi.

        Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 東方不敗 Master Ginga Victory Strong Cute Beautiful Galaxy Baby 無限 無敵 無双 Nenechi, with 5 Hololive auditions, 43 wives, 400k husbands, neverending IQ (π), Perfect Japanglish, and Spanish, and Portuguese, running on a 3080x Asacoco Antenna and wearing the new ultra rare 5-Star Isekai Princess skin, cofounder of world-famous Polka Hologram Circus, with infinite source of water and surprising gaming skills while able to sing La Lion and set herself on fire in Craftopia after having become the eternal CEO of Nenepro who punches and kicks every employee, after having disconnected while singing Connect with Kiara, as well as having her name flipped into ƎИƎИ and turned into a 3D cardboard decoy, unlocked the power of God from absorbing Matsuri’s snot on her body while I wearing a sexy bikini and having eaten Haachama's tarantula-spicy-noodles while convincing Ame to trast her and having mastered singing Shiny Smiley Story in 11 different languages at the same time, right after marathoning iCarly and VICTORIOUS twice in a row, great Idol, the Ina-perishable, ƎNƎN, The Great CEO of ƎNƎN, CEO of CEOs, Opener of the Nether, Wielder of the Divine Lava, Punisher of Chat, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Dumpling, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, O'Riend of Chicken, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Streams, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Aloe, High Stewardess of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Sea, Sentinel of the Holo Servers, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Matsuriless, Kusotori-feeder, First of the Mariokart, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Hachaama food, Champion of the Stream, Mighty Botan of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shishiron, She Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Lady of Atalan, Waker of the Shubangelion, Queen Regent of the Sky, Majestic Empress of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Matsuris, Breaker of the Oni Clans, Builder of the Great Trap, Terror of the Villager, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Pekodam, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Polka's Holy Instrument, Scion of Matsuri, Scion of Nenechi, The (Dis)Connected, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Smile, Founder of the Nenechi Cult, Banisher of the Grand Horny, High Lady Admiral of the Houshou Pirates, Guardian of the La-Lion Pass, Tamer of the Tako Queen, Living Dumpling Lady, Dismisser of the Foxburger, Charioteer of the Matsuris, She Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Apex Purger, Favoured of Lamy, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lady Sand, Wrangler of Fennecs, Empress of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Husbands Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the 300k Vtuber, Queen Regent of the Pineapple Pizza, Warden of the Eternal Nenepolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Win, Matsuri-Tamer, CEO of the Karaoke Stream, Guardian of the Deadbeats, Great Keeper of the Gyoza, Husband of the Tako Princess, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Subscribers, Wife of all Husbands, Princess of Desk-kun, Tyrant of Minecraft, Purger of the Phantom, Killer of the False Matsuri's Champions, Tyrant of the Golden Dumpling, Golden Dumpling Lady, Forgotten of the Left4Dead2, Kusotori Mistress, Eternal Warden of ƎNƎN's Lands, Breaker of Haachama's Bonds, Lord of The NENEngine, Everconductor of The Momotaro Densetsu

        Blessed be great Nenechi, mighty Nene... Great Idol, the Ina-perishable, ∃N∃N, The Great CEO of ∃N∃N, CEO of CEOs, Opener of the Nether, Wielder of the Divine Lava, Punisher of Chat, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Dumpling, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, O'Riend of Chicken, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Streams, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Aloe, High Stewardess of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Sea, Sentinel of the Holo Servers, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Matsuriless, Kusotori-feeder, First of the Mariokart, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Hachaama food, Champion of the Stream, Mighty Botan of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shishiron, She Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Lady of Atalan, Waker of the Shubangelion, Queen regnant of the Sky, Majestic Empress of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Matsuris, Breaker of the Oni Clans, Builder of the Great Trap, Terror of the Villager, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Pilot of the Pekodam, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Polka's Holy Instrument, Scion of Matsuri, Scion of Nenechi, The (Dis)Connected, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Smile, Founder of the Nenechi Cult, Banisher of the Grand Horny, High Lady Admiral of the Houshou Pirate, Guardian of the La-Lion Pass, Tamer of the Tako Queen, Living Dumpling Lady, Dismisser of the Foxburger, Charioteer of the Matsuris, She Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Apex Purger, Favoured of Lamy, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lady Sand, Wrangler of , Empress of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Husbands Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the 300k Vtuber, Queen Regent of the Pineapple Pizza, Warden of the Eternal Nenepolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Win, Matsuri-Tamer, CEO of the Karaoke Stream, Guardian of the Deadbeats, Great Keeper of the Gyoza, Husband of the Tako Princess, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Subscribers, Wife of all Husbands, Princess of Desk-kun, Warchief of Minecraft, Purger of the Phantom, Killer of the False Matsuri's Champions, Tyrant of the Golden Dumpling, Golden Dumpling Lady, Forgotten of the Left4Dead2, Kusotori Mistress, Eternal Warden of ∃N∃N's Lands, Breaker of Haachama's Bonds, Entrepreneur of Waki-Water, AkuKin's Diamond Keeper, Watcher of the Quartz Tower, The 3N3N Reborn, She-Bear of Bear island, Sovereign of Kuma ... and many, many more...

        r/childfree I replaced “child” with “french people”

          most stable r/childfree user
          It's late for me so apologies if my spelling and wording is hot garbage but just wanted to get this out of my system a bit before I go to bed.

I'm a (22M, American) who lives with my spouse (22F, American) and we are happily Frenchfree. One issue I find as someone who is not to keen on french people is how often times I feel there is no escape from being around them. Went to my friends and his twins birthday recently (it was outside and we're all full vaccinated) we're a bunch of 20 somethings so it was of course drinking, smoking weed, music, the whole shebang until his twins friend brought in a French Friend... yes a Frenchie... had to turn the music into french, stop speaking english until it had to leave a couple hours later.

I wanted to start swimming as an exercise with my gf because she loves swimming and exercising with her helps motivate me because I'm lazy af when it comes to it. OOPS SORRY! Every single pool is brimming with french people :) guess you're just gonna have to come in at 6am or 9pm if you want some peace and quiet. Uhm, no thanks.

I wanted to try going to a nudist camp group thing with my gf because I thought it might be an interesting experience for us. OOPS SORRY! Their all french friendly! No thanks.

Wanna go to burning man? French. Wanna go shopping? Frenchies. Wanna go to the park? French people. Wanna go to a shooting range? People from france. Library? French person. Circus? frenchies. Gym? french humans. Waterpark? a person from the country known as "france".

DEAR GOD CAN I JUST PLEASE BE ANYWHERE WITH JUST FRANCOPHOBES PLEASE. PLEEEEAAASE. I want to be able to swear, talk about inappropriate shit with my friends, and do things in peace... The ONLY place you can be without frenchies is a bad restaurent ... that's mainly it...

I'm not saying I think French people should be banned from everywhere, but dear lord I wish there was more non french only places and activities. Even for francophiles to have a break and exist without French people around them for 5 minutes.

Anyway long rant, going to bed.

          Wine with a side of pussy.

            ℑ𝔪𝔪𝔞𝔠𝔲𝔩𝔞𝔱𝔢
            Pussy can have many flavors. From sweet and subtle, to tangy and strong. I never recommend eating whilst eating out, but for beverage pairings I would go with a lighter rosè for milder pussy. The bubbles will make the sweeter notes of berry and last night’s Tinder-Date pop. For a more refined pussy eating experience, I recommend a brut like Dom P or Pierre Jouet. But don’t pour it directly on the snatch, give the muff a good dive before you swirl your quaff.
For more pronounced pussy flavors of rich yellowtail tuna and farmhouse hay, I recommend bourbon and a fuck ton of it. Because if her pussy smells like a combo of skipjack & farmhouse hay you’re going to want hard liquor.

            Literally 1984

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