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I saw Hungrybox at a grocery store

    I saw Hungrybox at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen green bandannas in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bandannas and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and rested me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bandanna and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by popping off really loudly.

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        Super Idol lyrics

          Super Idol的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都没你耀眼 热爱 105 °C的你 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
          Open lyrics + emoji
          Super Idol的笑容🌕
          都没你的甜. 🌙
          八月正午的阳光. 💫
          都没你耀眼.  ⭐️
          热爱 105 °C的你. 🌟
          滴滴清纯的蒸馏水.   ✨
          你不知道你有多可爱.  ⚡️
          跌倒后会傻笑着再站起来.  ❄️
          你从来都不轻言失败. ☃️
          对梦想的执着一直不曾更改. 🌈
          很安心 当你对我说. 🌅
          不怕有我在.  🎇
          放着让我来. 🌆
          勇敢追自己的梦想. 🌌
          那坚定的模样. 🌄
          Super Idol的笑容. 🎆
          都没你的甜. 🏙
          八月正午的阳光. 🌉
          都没你耀眼. 🏞
          热爱 105 °C的你🌠
          滴滴清纯的蒸馏水. 🌇
          在这独一无二. 🌃
          属于我的时代. 🌁
          不怕失败来一场. 🎐
          痛快的热爱 🧸
          热爱 105°C的你.  ❤️
          滴滴清纯的蒸馏水. 
          在这独一无二. 🧡
          属于我的时代. 💛
          莫忘了初心常在. 💚
          痛快去热爱.  💙
          热爱 105°C的你. 💜
          滴滴清纯的蒸馏水. 💕
          喝一口又活力全开. 💞
          再次回到最佳状态. 💓
          喝一口哟. 💗
          你不知道你有多可爱. 💖
          跌倒后会傻笑着再站起来. 💘
          你从来都不轻言失败. 💝
          对梦想的执着一直不曾更改💟
          很安心 当你对我说🏳️‍🌈
          不怕有我在♩
          放着让我来ღ💌ღ
          勇敢追自己的梦想   ⁽⁽ଘ😇ଓ⁾⁾
          那坚定的模样   (///ω///)
          Super Idol的笑容   (๑°⌓°๑)
          都没你的甜   (*^▽^*) 
          八月正午的阳光   (☆^O^☆) 
          都没你耀眼   ::ೖ(⑅σ̑ᴗσ̑)ೖ::
          热爱 105°C的你   (✪ω✪)
          滴滴清纯的蒸馏水    (ˊo̶̶̷ᴗo̶̶̷`)
          在这独一无二     🍯
          属于我的时代.  🍩
          不怕失败来一场.  🍭
          痛快的热爱. 🍮
          热爱 105°C的你. 🍧
          滴滴清纯的蒸馏水. 🍬
          在这独一无二. 🌏
          属于我的时代. 🐬
          莫忘了初心常在.   🦔
          痛快去热爱.  🎄
          热爱 105°C的你.  🕊
          滴滴清纯的蒸馏水.  🐾
          喝一口又活力全开.  🌷
          再次回到最佳状态   👑
          喝一口又活力全开(。•́︿•̀。)
          Open original lyrics
          Super Idol的笑容
          都没你的甜
          八月正午的阳光
          都没你耀眼
          热爱 105 °C的你
          滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
          你不知道你有多可爱
          跌倒后会傻笑着再站起来
          你从来都不轻言失败
          对梦想的执着一直不曾更改
          很安心 当你对我说
          不怕有我在
          放着让我来
          勇敢追自己的梦想
          那坚定的模样
          Super Idol的笑容
          都没你的甜
          八月正午的阳光
          都没你耀眼
          热爱 105 °C的你
          滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
          在这独一无二
          属于我的时代
          不怕失败来一场
          痛快的热爱
          热爱 105°C的你
          滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
          在这独一无二
          属于我的时代
          莫忘了初心常在
          痛快去热爱
          热爱 105°C的你
          滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
          喝一口又活力全开
          再次回到最佳状态
          喝一口哟
          你不知道你有多可爱
          跌倒后会傻笑着再站起来
          你从来都不轻言失败
          对梦想的执着一直不曾更改
          很安心 当你对我说
          不怕有我在
          放着让我来
          勇敢追自己的梦想
          那坚定的模样
          Super Idol的笑容
          都没你的甜
          八月正午的阳光
          都没你耀眼
          热爱 105°C的你
          滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
          在这独一无二
          属于我的时代
          不怕失败来一场
          痛快的热爱
          热爱 105°C的你
          滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
          在这独一无二
          属于我的时代
          莫忘了初心常在
          痛快去热爱
          热爱 105°C的你
          滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
          喝一口又活力全开
          再次回到最佳状态
          喝一口又活力全开

          Lazy SCP writers be like

            AMOGUS AMOGUS AMOGUS
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            Green M&M

              now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.