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EVIL pro tip: invite your friends to a sleepover

    Invite your friends to a sleepover copypasta
    EVIL pro tip: invite your friends to a sleepover and specify that you have enough sleeping accommodations for everyone then when they arrive be like "yeah all the other beds disappeared like ghosts" so everyone has to sleep in this one massive bed but it's really more like 3 california king beds attached at the sides and all your friends reluctantly accept and spread a rumor to different random people that you and x friend slept together (technically true) to cause chaos. once the rumor has reached a sufficient number of people such that your other friends are discussing the rumors like the climax of an episode of a mediocre sitcom, propose to all of your friends at once then immediately say lol get fucked and ride away on your motorbike, never to be seen again

    O NARUTO PODE SER UM POUCO DURO AS VEZES

      O Naruto pode ser um pouco duro as vezes, talvez você não saiba disso, mas o Naruto também cresceu sem pai. Na verdade ele nunca conheceu nenhum de seus pais, e nunca teve nenhum amigo em nossa aldeia. Mesmo assim eu nunca vi ele chorar, ficar zangado ou se dar por vencido, ele está sempre disposto a melhorar, ele quer ser respeitado, é o sonho dele e o Naruto daria a vida por isso sem hesitar. Meu palpite é que ele se cansou de chorar e decidiu fazer alguma coisa a respeito!
      Naruto can be a bit difficult sometimes, you can not know this, but Naruto also grew up without a father. He has never actually met any of his parents, and has never had friends in our village. Yet I have never seen him cry, get angry or admit defeat, he is always willing to improve, he wants to be respected, it is his dream and Naruto would have given his life for it without hesitation. My guess is that he got tired of crying and decided to do something about it!

      Open variation 1

      ᴏ ɴᴀʀᴜᴛᴏ ᴘᴏᴅᴇ sᴇʀ ᴜᴍ ᴘᴏᴜᴄᴏ ᴅᴜʀᴏ ᴀs ᴠᴇᴢᴇs, ᴛᴀʟᴠᴇᴢ ᴠᴏᴄᴇ ɴᴀᴏ sᴀɪʙᴀ ᴅɪssᴏ, ᴍᴀs ᴏ ɴᴀʀᴜᴛᴏ ᴛᴀᴍʙᴇᴍ ᴄʀᴇsᴄᴇᴜ sᴇᴍ ᴘᴀɪ. ɴᴀ ᴠᴇʀᴅᴀᴅᴇ ᴇʟᴇ ɴᴜɴᴄᴀ ᴄᴏɴʜᴇᴄᴇᴜ ɴᴇɴʜᴜᴍ ᴅᴇ sᴇᴜs ᴘᴀɪs, ᴇ ɴᴜɴᴄᴀ ᴛᴇᴠᴇ ɴᴇɴʜᴜᴍ ᴀᴍɪɢᴏ ᴇᴍ ɴᴏssᴀ ᴀʟᴅᴇɪᴀ. ᴍᴇsᴍᴏ ᴀssɪᴍ ᴇᴜ ɴᴜɴᴄᴀ ᴠɪ ᴇʟᴇ ᴄʜᴏʀᴀʀ, ғɪᴄᴀʀ ᴢᴀɴɢᴀᴅᴏ ᴏᴜ sᴇ ᴅᴀʀ ᴘᴏʀ ᴠᴇɴᴄɪᴅᴏ, ᴇʟᴇ ᴇsᴛᴀ sᴇᴍᴘʀᴇ ᴀɴsɪᴏsᴏ ᴘᴏʀ ᴍᴇʟʜᴏʀᴀʀ, ᴇʟᴇ ǫᴜᴇʀ sᴇʀ ʀᴇsᴘᴇɪᴛᴀᴅᴏ, é ᴏ sᴏɴʜᴏ ᴅᴇʟᴇ ᴇ ᴏ ɴᴀʀᴜᴛᴏ ᴅᴀʀɪᴀ ᴀ ᴠɪᴅᴀ ᴘᴏʀ ɪssᴏ sᴇᴍ ʜᴇsɪᴛᴀʀ. ᴍᴇᴜ ᴘᴀʟᴘɪᴛᴇ é ǫᴜᴇ ᴇʟᴇ sᴇ ᴄᴀɴsᴏᴜ ᴅᴇ ᴄʜᴏʀᴀʀ ᴇ ᴅᴇᴄɪᴅɪᴜ ғᴀᴢᴇʀ ᴀʟɢᴜᴍᴀ ᴄᴏɪsᴀ ᴀ ʀᴇsᴘᴇɪᴛᴏ!

      Open Japanese variation

      ナルト - は時々少しラフになることができます、あなたはそれを知らないかもしれませんが、NARUTO - ナルト - も父親なしで育った。実際、彼は両親と会ったことがなく、私たちの村に友達もいませんでした。私は彼が泣いたり、怒ったり、あきらめたりするのを見たことがなかったとしても、彼は常に改善する気があり、彼は尊敬されたい、それは彼の夢です。私は、彼が泣くのにうんざりしてそれについて何かをすることにしたと思います!

      Open upside down

      oʇıǝdsǝɹ ɐ ɐsıoɔ ɐɯnƃןɐ ɹǝzɐɟ nıpıɔǝp ǝ ɹɐɹoɥɔ ǝp nosuɐɔ ǝs ǝןǝ ǝnb é ǝʇıdןɐd nǝɯ ˙ɹɐʇısǝɥ ɯǝs ossı ɹod ɐpıʌ ɐ ɐıɹɐp oʇnɹɐu o ǝ ǝןǝp oɥuos o é 'opɐʇıǝdsǝɹ ɹǝs ɹǝnb ǝןǝ 'ɹɐɹoɥןǝɯ ɐ oʇsodsıp ǝɹdɯǝs áʇsǝ ǝןǝ 'opıɔuǝʌ ɹod ɹɐp ǝs no opɐƃuɐz ɹɐɔıɟ 'ɹɐɹoɥɔ ǝןǝ ıʌ ɐɔunu nǝ ɯıssɐ oɯsǝɯ ˙ɐıǝpןɐ ɐssou ɯǝ oƃıɯɐ ɯnɥuǝu ǝʌǝʇ ɐɔunu ǝ 'sıɐd snǝs ǝp ɯnɥuǝu nǝɔǝɥuoɔ ɐɔunu ǝןǝ ǝpɐpɹǝʌ ɐu ˙ıɐd ɯǝs nǝɔsǝɹɔ ɯéqɯɐʇ oʇnɹɐu o sɐɯ 'ossıp ɐqıɐs oãu êɔoʌ zǝʌןɐʇ 'sǝzǝʌ sɐ oɹnp oɔnod ɯn ɹǝs ǝpod oʇnɹɐu o 

      Open variation 2

      ⓞ ⓝⓐⓡⓤⓣⓞ ⓟⓞⓓⓔ ⓢⓔⓡ ⓤⓜ ⓟⓞⓤⓒⓞ ⓓⓤⓡⓞ ⓐⓢ ⓥⓔⓩⓔⓢ, ⓣⓐⓛⓥⓔⓩ ⓥⓞⓒⓔ ⓝⓐⓞ ⓢⓐⓘⓑⓐ ⓓⓘⓢⓢⓞ, ⓜⓐⓢ ⓞ ⓝⓐⓡⓤⓣⓞ ⓣⓐⓜⓑⓔⓜ ⓒⓡⓔⓢⓒⓔⓤ ⓢⓔⓜ ⓟⓐⓘ. ⓝⓐ ⓥⓔⓡⓓⓐⓓⓔ ⓔⓛⓔ ⓝⓤⓝⓒⓐ ⓒⓞⓝⓗⓔⓒⓔⓤ ⓝⓔⓝⓗⓤⓜ ⓓⓔ ⓢⓔⓤⓢ ⓟⓐⓘⓢ, ⓔ ⓝⓤⓝⓒⓐ ⓣⓔⓥⓔ ⓝⓔⓝⓗⓤⓜ ⓐⓜⓘⓖⓞ ⓔⓜ ⓝⓞⓢⓢⓐ ⓐⓛⓓⓔⓘⓐ. ⓜⓔⓢⓜⓞ ⓐⓢⓢⓘⓜ ⓔⓤ ⓝⓤⓝⓒⓐ ⓥⓘ ⓔⓛⓔ ⓒⓗⓞⓡⓐⓡ, ⓕⓘⓒⓐⓡ ⓩⓐⓝⓖⓐⓓⓞ ⓞⓤ ⓢⓔ ⓓⓐⓡ ⓟⓞⓡ ⓥⓔⓝⓒⓘⓓⓞ, ⓔⓛⓔ ⓔⓢⓣⓐ ⓢⓔⓜⓟⓡⓔ ⓓⓘⓢⓟⓞⓢⓣⓞ ⓐ ⓜⓔⓛⓗⓞⓡⓐⓡ, ⓔⓛⓔ ⓠⓤⓔⓡ ⓢⓔⓡ ⓡⓔⓢⓟⓔⓘⓣⓐⓓⓞ, é ⓞ ⓢⓞⓝⓗⓞ ⓓⓔⓛⓔ ⓔ ⓞ ⓝⓐⓡⓤⓣⓞ ⓓⓐⓡⓘⓐ ⓐ ⓥⓘⓓⓐ ⓟⓞⓡ ⓘⓢⓢⓞ ⓢⓔⓜ ⓗⓔⓢⓘⓣⓐⓡ. ⓜⓔⓤ ⓟⓐⓛⓟⓘⓣⓔ é ⓠⓤⓔ ⓔⓛⓔ ⓢⓔ ⓒⓐⓝⓢⓞⓤ ⓓⓔ ⓒⓗⓞⓡⓐⓡ ⓔ ⓓⓔⓒⓘⓓⓘⓤ ⓕⓐⓩⓔⓡ ⓐⓛⓖⓤⓜⓐ ⓒⓞⓘⓢⓐ ⓐ ⓡⓔⓢⓟⓔⓘⓣⓞ!

      Open variation 3

      ░ᴏ░ ░ɴ░ᴀ░ʀ░ᴜ░ᴛ░ᴏ░ ░ᴘ░ᴏ░ᴅ░ᴇ░ ░s░ᴇ░ʀ░ ░ᴜ░ᴍ░ ░ᴘ░ᴏ░ᴜ░ᴄ░ᴏ░ ░ᴅ░ᴜ░ʀ░ᴏ░ ░ᴀ░s░ ░ᴠ░ᴇ░ᴢ░ᴇ░s░,░ ░ᴛ░ᴀ░ʟ░ᴠ░ᴇ░ᴢ░ ░ᴠ░ᴏ░ᴄ░ᴇ░ ░ɴ░ᴀ░ᴏ░ ░s░ᴀ░ɪ░ʙ░ᴀ░ ░ᴅ░ɪ░s░s░ᴏ░,░ ░ᴍ░ᴀ░s░ ░ᴏ░ ░ɴ░ᴀ░ʀ░ᴜ░ᴛ░ᴏ░ ░ᴛ░ᴀ░ᴍ░ʙ░ᴇ░ᴍ░ ░ᴄ░ʀ░ᴇ░s░ᴄ░ᴇ░ᴜ░ ░s░ᴇ░ᴍ░ ░ᴘ░ᴀ░ɪ░.░ ░ɴ░ᴀ░ ░ᴠ░ᴇ░ʀ░ᴅ░ᴀ░ᴅ░ᴇ░ ░ᴇ░ʟ░ᴇ░ ░ɴ░ᴜ░ɴ░ᴄ░ᴀ░ ░ᴄ░ᴏ░ɴ░ʜ░ᴇ░ᴄ░ᴇ░ᴜ░ ░ɴ░ᴇ░ɴ░ʜ░ᴜ░ᴍ░ ░ᴅ░ᴇ░ ░s░ᴇ░ᴜ░s░ ░ᴘ░ᴀ░ɪ░s░,░ ░ᴇ░ ░ɴ░ᴜ░ɴ░ᴄ░ᴀ░ ░ᴛ░ᴇ░ᴠ░ᴇ░ ░ɴ░ᴇ░ɴ░ʜ░ᴜ░ᴍ░ ░ᴀ░ᴍ░ɪ░ɢ░ᴏ░ ░ᴇ░ᴍ░ ░ɴ░ᴏ░s░s░ᴀ░ ░ᴀ░ʟ░ᴅ░ᴇ░ɪ░ᴀ░.░ ░ᴍ░ᴇ░s░ᴍ░ᴏ░ ░ᴀ░s░s░ɪ░ᴍ░ ░ᴇ░ᴜ░ ░ɴ░ᴜ░ɴ░ᴄ░ᴀ░ ░ᴠ░ɪ░ ░ᴇ░ʟ░ᴇ░ ░ᴄ░ʜ░ᴏ░ʀ░ᴀ░ʀ░,░ ░ғ░ɪ░ᴄ░ᴀ░ʀ░ ░ᴢ░ᴀ░ɴ░ɢ░ᴀ░ᴅ░ᴏ░ ░ᴏ░ᴜ░ ░s░ᴇ░ ░ᴅ░ᴀ░ʀ░ ░ᴘ░ᴏ░ʀ░ ░ᴠ░ᴇ░ɴ░ᴄ░ɪ░ᴅ░ᴏ░,░ ░ᴇ░ʟ░ᴇ░ ░ᴇ░s░ᴛ░ᴀ░ ░s░ᴇ░ᴍ░ᴘ░ʀ░ᴇ░ ░ᴀ░ɴ░s░ɪ░ᴏ░s░ᴏ░ ░ᴘ░ᴏ░ʀ░ ░ᴍ░ᴇ░ʟ░ʜ░ᴏ░ʀ░ᴀ░ʀ░,░ ░ᴇ░ʟ░ᴇ░ ░ǫ░ᴜ░ᴇ░ʀ░ ░s░ᴇ░ʀ░ ░ʀ░ᴇ░s░ᴘ░ᴇ░ɪ░ᴛ░ᴀ░ᴅ░ᴏ░,░ ░é░ ░ᴏ░ ░s░ᴏ░ɴ░ʜ░ᴏ░ ░ᴅ░ᴇ░ʟ░ᴇ░ ░ᴇ░ ░ᴏ░ ░ɴ░ᴀ░ʀ░ᴜ░ᴛ░ᴏ░ ░ᴅ░ᴀ░ʀ░ɪ░ᴀ░ ░ᴀ░ ░ᴠ░ɪ░ᴅ░ᴀ░ ░ᴘ░ᴏ░ʀ░ ░ɪ░s░s░ᴏ░ ░s░ᴇ░ᴍ░ ░ʜ░ᴇ░s░ɪ░ᴛ░ᴀ░ʀ░.░ ░ᴍ░ᴇ░ᴜ░ ░ᴘ░ᴀ░ʟ░ᴘ░ɪ░ᴛ░ᴇ░ ░é░ ░ǫ░ᴜ░ᴇ░ ░ᴇ░ʟ░ᴇ░ ░s░ᴇ░ ░ᴄ░ᴀ░ɴ░s░ᴏ░ᴜ░ ░ᴅ░ᴇ░ ░ᴄ░ʜ░ᴏ░ʀ░ᴀ░ʀ░ ░ᴇ░ ░ᴅ░ᴇ░ᴄ░ɪ░ᴅ░ɪ░ᴜ░ ░ғ░ᴀ░ᴢ░ᴇ░ʀ░ ░ᴀ░ʟ░ɢ░ᴜ░ᴍ░ᴀ░ ░ᴄ░ᴏ░ɪ░s░ᴀ░ ░ᴀ░ ░ʀ░ᴇ░s░ᴘ░ᴇ░ɪ░ᴛ

      Open variation 4

      O individuo cujo nome "Naruto" em alguns momentos pode ser considerado um pouco rigido, há a possibilidade de a sua pessoa não conhecer esta informação, porém o mesmo igualmente cresceu desprovido da companhia de um responsável legal vulgo pai. Verdade seja dita o individuo desde sempre nunca conheceu nem ao menos um de seus procriadores, nunca obteve ao menos um indivíduo com quem se teve uma relação de amizade em nossa povoação de pequenas proporções. Entretanto este mesmo nunca foi de se derramar em prantos, experimentar cólera ou aborrecimento ou se dar por derrotado, ele sempre preparado e disposto a se mudar para um estado, situação ou condição melhor, ele apenas quer ter respeito pelas qualidades que apresenta, este é o seu sonho e o Naruto daria a sua vida por isso sem permanecer em um estado irresoluto. Meu conhecimento intuitivo é que este fatigou-se de cair em prantos e resolveu tomar uma atitude a respeito

      I’d fuck Glamrock Chica so hard.

        Glamrock Chica copypasta
        I'd fuck Glamrock Chica so hard. Slap a tight, moist robo pussy on that bitch and go to town. Pump her full of jizz until everything clogs up and it oozes out of every slit and opening. I'd cover my dick in pizza toppings and make her worship and beg for it until her slutty, little robot mind short circuits.

        THIS IS SCHOOL IN 2022

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            WHAT THE FUCK MOM

              Mom and best friend copypasta
              Son: M-Mom??? W-What the fuck are you doing??? Dude, she's my mom!!!
              
              Mom:
              
              A-ah!! S-sweetie~!! P-p-please d-don't NGHHIIEEEK~~!!
              
              I start to shoot a lot of juices right at yourbfeet as i cum again
              
              Son:
              
              E-Ew!!! Y-You two are both horrible people!! My mom, betraying me with my BEST FRIEND... This is just the worst...
              
              My face is super red, and you can see a bulge popping as i keep watching you two going at itt
              
              Mom: I-i'm sorry hun... But he's just so big and rough~~! I didn't had a fuck like this in years~
              
              Son:
              
              B-But... What about dad?? How can you do this to dad??
              
              As i yell and complain, i unconsciously start rubbing the bulge in my crotch, not taking my eyes off of you two
              
              Mom: Y-you d-dad doesn't fuck me~ Not even looks at me~! H-he's just a dumb o-old mEENNNGH! AH~! AH~!
              
              Son:
              
              Ah, fuck... You... You are such a fucking whore mom... You are such a horrible woman... Getting fucked like a pornstar right in front of your son... Not only that, but the dude is my best friend... I feel so humiliated...
              
              I put one of my hands down my pants and start jerking off
              
              Friend: There’s nothing to be upset about man! Come lay down on the bed and I’ll show you why your mom loves having me over so much!
              
              Son: ... S-Sure dude...