Wow, WOW. Did you just really use a copypasta to respond to me? Instead of giving a proper response or ending the conversation like a sane person, you just use a copypasta and think you're a smartass? Guess what, i'm the one who is smart and you are the one who is an ass; because you just think copy and pasting something will get you to be in 1st place. Fucking speak to people properly instead of using one of those shitty lines of text.
Top of the morning
Top of the morning
Top of the morningHold on
let’s get this shit
let’s get this shit
let’s get this shit
let’s HMM🤠😫TOP OF THE MOANIN😫🤠
🤠😫TOP OF THE MOANIN😫🤠
🤠😫TOP OF THE MOANIN😫🤠top o of the MAWNIN
top o of the MAWNIN
top o of the MAWNINTOP OF THE MOUNIN ‼️ TOP OF THE MOUNIN ‼️ TOP OF THE MOUNIN ‼️Let’s get this shit
Let’s get this shit
Let’s get this shittop of the mornin',
top of the mornin',
top of the mornin'✋ HOLD ON ✋
👿 LET'S GET THIS SHIT 👿
👿 LET'S GET THIS SHIT 👿
👿 LET'S GET THIS SHIT 👿
😳 LET'S 😳
🤔HMMM 🤔
☕ TOP O'THE MORNIN' ☕
☕ TOP O'THE MORNIN' ☕
☕ TOP O'THE MORNIN' ☕
☕ TOP O'THE MORNIN' ☕
☕ TOP O'THE MORNIN' ☕
☕ TOP O'THE MORNIN' ☕
🤔...🤔
☕ TOP O'THE MORNIN' ☕
✋ HOLD ON ✋
👿 LET'S GET THIS SHIT
👿
👿 LET'S GET THIS SHIT
👿
👿 LET'S GET THIS SHIT
👿
😳 LET'S 😳
🤔 HMMM 🤔
I was just in my bed, jacking off and suddenly my grandma just opens the door and stares directly at me. She had brought some clothes and wanted to know if they were mine. I, as fast as possible, pulled away my "aa-battery", and just shouted at her "What?" (Very annoyed). She left my clothes on my chair and left the room. But before she closed the door, she winked at me.
This was all I needed to know. She knew. She knew exactly what I was doing, and I feel so embarrassed that if I were to die of a heart attack, I would thank God for letting me skip the dinner.
I should add that none in my family is really religious.
Anyway, thank you for reading this monstrosity of a post. I'll now go and watch youtube, hoping to forget this experience.
Where to fuckin begin? 8 arms. 8 dicks. Same time. Not persuaded? He also has a mouth. The guy can work 9 men at the same time. 8 20$ handjobs plus the one Guy getting a 50$ blowjob earns him 210$ in one session. But we’re not even done yet. 100$ to get butt fucked by a 10th guy, that’s 310$ in one session! Dick shaped nose goes up a guys ass, another 10$ there, actual dick goes up a guys ass, an easy 25$. And considering most men cum in under 5 minutes? He could have SO many of these orgies a day. He can basically earn as much as he wants to. Shit, he has countless suction cups on his tentacles. Put those babies on some nipples 5$ a minute? Man. Squidward my Guy, if you were smarter you could afford to move yourself way the fuck away from spongebob. Now that I think about it, you know how many holes spongebob has?? Need I say more?? Imagine squidward and spongebob teaming up, they could fuck SO. MANY. DUDES. I’m talking a million dollar gay prostitution EMPIRE. And with how absorbent spongebob is? Pshh. Talk about bukkake king. Use your fucking head squidward.
STOP POSTING ABOUT SQUID GAME! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT, MY FRIENDS ON TIK TOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD ITS FUCKING MEMES. I was in a server, right? AND ALL OF THE CHANNELS ARE JUST SQUID GAME STUFF. I SHOWED MY NEW TRACKSUIT TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND I SAID "hey babe, I'm on squid game." HAHA MUGUNGHWA KKOCHI PIOTASEUMNIDA, I FUCKING LOOKED AT A MAN GETTING SHOT AND SAID, "Uh oh, he failed this game!" I LOOKED AT THE HEAD OF MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE SUPERVISOR'S MASK AND I GO "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUPERVISOR," AAAAAAAAA