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🔞 Shawty🔞 had them🍎 apple 🍏🍑 bottom

    🔞 Shawty🔞 had them🍎 apple 🍏🍑 bottom 🍑👖 jeEAns 👢 Boots 🥾 with the 🐑 fuaerrr 😏 got the 🎊whole club👀👀👀👀👀looking 👀👀👀👀👀 at heUr She hit 🥵the-🥵JESSICA 🤬 did 🔪you sleep🛌 with your GOD 🕊 DAMN teacher 👨‍🏫 what 😨❓ DID YOU 😤 SLEEP 🛌WITH YOUR 😡TEACHER 👨‍🏫 mr. wilson? 👨 MR. WILSON😠 no 🚫 i didnt 🙅‍♀️ yes you- DID- 😡 NO 🚫 I DIDNT 🙅‍♀️ MOM 👩‍👧 youre a 😆 little slut 🔞 Mom 👩‍👧 no 🚫 i didnt 🙅‍♀️- YES ✔YOU DID I WAS FAILING 😭 CHEMISTRY🧪 YOURE OUT 🚪 OF THE HOUSE 🏠 what 😱 YOURE OUT 🚪 OF THE HOUSE 🏠 OUT 🤬 PACK ALL YOUR SHIT 😡 YOURE OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 😭OUT 🚪 😡😭

    Phineas and Ferb, but all the verbs are replaced with “fuck”

      Hey Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today 
      There's 104 days of summer vacation and school fucks along just to fuck it. So the annual problem for our generation is fucking a good way to fuck it. Like maybe... fucking a rocket, or fucking a mummy or fucking the Eiffel Tower, fucking something that doesn't exist. Hey! Or fucking a monkey, a shower, fucking tidal waves, fucking nanobots or fucking Frankenstein's brain, it's over here! Fucking a dodo bird, fucking a continent, or fucking your sister! Insane, Phineas! As you can fuck there's a lot of stuff to fuck before school fucks this fall, fuck on Perry! So fuck with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna fuck it all! So fuck with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna fuck it all! Phineas and Ferb are fucking a title sequence!

      A wise man once said

        A wise man once said; “the smaller the breasts, the closer you are to their hearts!”

A wiser man once said; “bigger breasts are the expansion of the heart!”

And the wisest man once said; “you must cherish the entire woman, as she’s the only doorway to her heart!”

        Op please

          Op please just think of hugging your friend and your tummy is touching her tummy. She is same height as you and She is holding you tight. Think of how safe and warm you feel in this moment. Think of her tight jeans rubbing against your jeans. Please just think of her deep voice whispering into your ear lobe. You will probably be cumming soon after reading this and I think I will too.

          Man Door Hand Hook Car Door

            Man Door Hand Hook Car Door is a trollpasta based on the urban legend known as "The Hook."
            man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much"
"what is it honey?"
"our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel."
"ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen."
"good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.