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    Impractical Jokers

      Impractical Jokers is an American hidden camera reality show with improvisational elements.
      WARNING: The following program contains scenes of graphic stupidity among four lifelong friends who compete to embarrass each other.

      Reasons to live

        Open long pasta
        Reasons to live:
        “Suicide doesn’t stop the pain,” “It gives it to someone else.”
        1: We would miss you
        2: It’s worth it to be alive
        3: It does get better,believe it or not it will eventually get better.
        4: There’s so much you would miss out on doing.
        5: You are worth it don’t let anyone,even yourself tell you otherwise.
        6: God made you for a reason, you have a reason.
        7: There is always a reason to live!
        8: So many people care about you
        9: You are amazing
        10: I don’t even know you and I love you
        11: I care for you
        12: There are plenty of people that love you
        13: You are literally perfect!! <3
        14: There are plenty of people that care for you
        15: God loves you
        16: God cares about you
        17: Sometimes life is hard but it will make you a stronger person don’t worry!
        18: What about all the things you’ve always wanted to do?What about all the things you’ve planned,but never got around doing? You can’t do them if your dead.
        19: I want you to be alive
        20: So many people want you alive!
        22: You’ll never be able to listen to your favorite song if you die.
        23: You’ll never be able to listen to your favorite singer if you’re gone
        24: You’ll never be able to listen to your favorite rapper if you’re gone.
        25: listening to really loud music
        26: Killing yourself is never worth it,you’ll hit both yourself & the people who care about you.
        27: There are so many people that would miss you,including me
        28: the clouds
        29: You are gorgeous
        30: Someone out there would die for you :’)
        31: How do you think your family would feel?
        32: Proving people wrong with your success.
        33: Watching the jerks that doubted you fail at life.
        34: You’ll never have the feeling of walking into a warm building on a cold day.
        35: You’ll never have the feeling of walking into a cold building on a hot day.
        36: Being stupid in public just because you can.
        37: Helping other people.
        38: You have a future to live for..
        39: Being alive is good
        40: thinking about happy memories
        41: Finding your soulmate.
        42: All nighters!!!
        43: Sleeping in all day
        44: You can look back at yourself later in your life and be glad you didn’t commit suicide.
        45: Nobody could ever replace you
        46: You’re unique
        47: pets
        48: petting pets
        49: Netflix and movies
        50: Decorating the Christmas tree
        51: Dreams that make you smile
        52: Breakfast in bed
        53: New clothes
        55: New books
        56: Sunrises and Sunsets
        57: Friends
        58: The ocean
        59: Sunlight
        60: Your family
        61: Inside jokes
        62: Birthdays
        63: Christmas
        64: Family traditions
        65: The taste of your favorite food
        66: Favorite TV show
        67: Favorite movie
        68: Going to new places
        69: The ability to peruse what ever you choose (there are over 7 billion people on Earth,don’t be afraid to be you)
        70: To earn money and rewards
        71: You can always flip your life around.
        72: To find the perfect job/career for you
        73: Pizza
        74: Kittens
        75: New haircuts
        76: Moments you can look back to and laugh at
        77: The clouds
        78: The world is better with you in it
        79: Roller Coasters
        80: Showers
        81: Cake
        82:Growing old
        83: Growing old with the person you love
        84: Singing
        85: Sleeping
        86: Icecream
        87: Cookies
        88: food in general
        89: Movie nights
        90: Candy
        91: Popcorn
        92: Daydreaming
        93: Happy moments
        94: Halloween
        95: Sleepovers
        96: Parties
        97: Having a good personality
        98: Making people happy
        99: Bonfires
        100: Sitting on rooftops
        101: Vacations
        102: Hearing crazy stories
        103: Telling crazy stories
        104: Treehouses
        105: Starbucks
        106: You’ve changed someone’s life
        107: If you’re gone how will you achieve great things?
        108: Everyone has talent including you
        109: Eating crazy food
        110: Hanging out with your friends
        111: Nobody could ever replace you
        112: You have so much to live for
        113: Your dreams need some fulfilling to do
        114: Living life to the fullest
        115: Heck,I would miss you like crazy
        116: Your family and friends would be devastated if you were gone
        117: Someone out there is constantly praying to meet someone like you
        118: Your future
        119: You could save so many lives
        120: You are too beautiful to disappear
        121: You are bigger than any of your problems
        122: You are never alone during this struggle
        123: Tomorrow is a new day!
        124: You are worth more than you think
        125: But,the final and most important one is, just being able to experience life,because even if your life doesn’t seem so great right now,anything could happen!
        
        songs that could make you happy
        
        Personal by HRVY
        
        I like me better by Lauv
        
        Classic by MKTO
        
        Just friends by JORDY
        
        Eastside by Benny Blanco,Halsey,& Khalid
        
        What makes you beautiful by 1D
        
        Cheerleader by OMI
        
        Everybody talks by Neon Trees
        
        Dear future husband by Meghan Trainor
        
        Backyard Boy by Claire Rosinkranz
        
        Shut up and dance with me by WALK THE MOON
        
        iSpy by KYLE
        
        Trap queen by Fetty Wap
        
        LMK by Lil XXEL
        
        Dynamite by BTS
        
        - fun facts!
        
        1.Otters hold hands when sleeping is they don’t drift away from eachother
        
        2.Penguins only have one mate their entire life,they also propose by giving them a pebble
        
        3.Cows have best friends
        
        4.you’re perfect <3
        
        - another message : -
        
        To all those people being bullied
        
        - To all those people who have lost a loved one
        
        - To all those people who have lost a pet
        
        - To all those people being abused
        
        - To all those people going through depression
        
        - To all those people with anxiety
        
        - To all those people in poverty
        
        - To all those people going through a breakup
        
        - To all those people having a bad day
        
        - To all those people with insecurities
        
        - To all those people just having a hard time
        
        Don’t forget
        
        - Your weakness today
        
        - Is your strength tomorrow
        
        - It always gets better
        
        - Your loved ones will remain in your hearts
        
        - You always have the memories
        
        - Love yourself
        
        - Stand up for yourself
        
        - Money can’t buy happiness
        
        - Those lovers
        
        - Just weren’t right
        
        - Don’t abuse yourself
        
        - Don’t abuse others
        
        - Kill them with kindness
        
        - Treat people with kindness
        
        - We’ve all had these times
        
        - There will always be a hole in our chests
        
        But
        
        - Let’s all be each others’ strength
        
        - whether you’re
        
        - Black
        
        - White
        
        - LGBTQ+
        
        - Christian
        
        - Muslim
        
        - Atheist
        
        - Etc
        
        - Love yourself
        
        - Love others
        
        - Don’t cut
        
        - Don’t kill
        
        - Don’t criticize
        
        - Don’t beg
        
        - Don’t do drugs
        
        - Don’t starve yourself
        
        - Don’t starve others
        
        We aren’t supposed to do any of that
        
        - Just keep your strength
        
        - Keep your faith
        
        - Don’t change because you were told to
        
        - Be yourself
        
        - Sometimes playing a character, isn’t the best thing to do. Have a great day, and don’t stop spreading awareness about things that are happening currently in the world
        
        ️ this is not my text, that however doesn't mean that I don't agree with every single word said here. out of experience, it destroys people. Please don't be afraid to ask for help. Please, I beg you, please don't do it. You are worth it and there are people who love you.️
        
        I need everyone to pass this on.

        Fapped to his own conception

          We do a little bit trolling
          It's fapping time, so went on browsing different porn sites for the perfect video and ended up finding a hot video of some dude ramming a really hot ass girl, and so I thought "I can work with this" and started fapping and as I was getting close to the finish I zoom on the girl's face and stopped fapping and paused the video, took a closer look
          
          "Holy fuck!.... that's my friend's mom!"
          
          I'm 100% sure of it too, I can tell by the voice and the face, and I've seen younger pictures of her around his house as well. He had told me before that she did some "Modelling" when she was younger, but it's all long gone now. I always suspected it was porn because she's that hot as fuck, but Anyways I went on with it and finished.
          
          I devise a plan to prank my friend as revenge because he had pranked me by moving my car and having me think that it was stolen for hours, so I downloaded the video, cut out all the parts of face close-ups, and distorted the audio slightly so the voices will sound different and send it to my friend via email, the thanked me right away and 5 hours later he told me that he used it and was a great video, I was dying of laughter but kept my mouth shut.
          
          I went over to his house the next day to break the news to him, he told me that the video was awesome (It was actually a really hot video tbh) and he used it again, at this point I was literally crying of laughter. He asked me what it was so I went on and opened the original video and showed him the face close up,
          
          "You just fapped to your own mom bro"
          
          and started laughing my ass off. He froze in shock but ended up coming to terms with it and ran to the bathroom and puked, he was really pissed at me, but I'm laughing uncontrollably.
          
          To add insult to injury I jokingly said that I found his dad (His dad actually left before he was born, he has pictures of him but never met him) He laughed a little to lighten the situation
          
          "Oh very funny *insert my name* fuck you"
          
          I went to the video and said
          
          "See dude, it was made in the same year you were born" (It actually was.... a strange coincidence I thought)
          
          He said
          
          "Fuck off dude, it's not funny"
          
          he froze again, and walked up to his computer, and fast-forwarded to the male face, the male is Hispanic, and my friend was half Hispanic, and it was a "Creampie" video. He ran out of his room and grabbed the picture of his dad (the picture is from when his mom was pregnant, and he left on the 8th month of pregnancy) He held the picture next to the screen and started to cry.
          
          Fuck! Fuck!! Fuck!!! It is his fucking dad, the resemblance was too close to not be....same hairstyle same looks, same color skin, WTF? I immediately felt like a complete piece of shit, I just revealed to my closest friend that his birth was a porno gone wrong! He was crying uncontrollably and left the room and grabbed his mom, pulled her in to show the video, she was shocked and got pale and started crying.
          
          It was true.... he just fapped to his own conception, I apologized and left, I didn't even know what to say.

          ITS ABOUT LIES 🤞 ITS ABOUT VENTING 🕳

            ITS ABOUT LIES 🤞 ITS ABOUT VENTING 🕳 WE STAY SUSSY 😈 WE IMPOSTOR 📮 KILL IN O2 💨 KILL IN REACTOR 🔋 AND SABOTAGE 💥 I GOT IMPOSTOR IN MY VEINS 🫀 I NEED TO KILL THE CREWMATES 🔪 I WON THE GAME 🏆 SO WHATS MY MOTHERSUSSING NAME? 🗣 BAKA 😈📮

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