From a famous Tumblr post about Levi Ackermann from Attack on Titan that blew up.
I just want to reblog this and stress this: Levi lost his entire squad. He didn’t lose 20% of his squad. He didn’t even lose 50%. He lost his whole squad. Look at what it’s done to him. You can see the death in his eyes, but he keeps on going. This is why Levi is one of my favorite characters. 
It an old copypasta from r/nba about the Minnesota Timberwolves back in 2016.
Stop Calling My Team Spooky
I'm fucking sick of it. I'm sick of going into every thread and seeing countless people telling me to relax because my team "is so spooky"..
There is nothing fucking spooky about a team that blows a 12 point lead in the last two minutes...
There is nothing fucking spooky about a team that is on pace for FEWER wins than they had last season with a FUCKING SAM MITCHELL COACHED TEAM.
There is NOTHING FUCKING SPOOKY ABOUT A TEAM THAT COLLAPSES MORE THAN THE CUSTOMERS OF LIFE ALERT
But I have to go into every FUCKING single thread in this sub about my team and listen to countless people tell me to calm down because dude you're team is so spooky bra
No stfu YOU DONT TELL ME HOW TO FEEL. My team hasn't made the FUCKING PLAYOFFS SINCE 2004. I've heard this rebuilding term thrown around for a FUCKING decade so don't even talk to me about trusting some goddamn process Philly fans I'm sick of my team
When I die I want the Timberwolves to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one more time
AND ITS FUCKING -12 RIGHT NOW THIS GODDAMN STATE
By u/Tortious_Tortoise, its satire on how the average Mundo mains mind works in LoL.
I learned to stop worrying about Aphelios by just playing Mundo
I'm a simple man with simple pleasures. After a long day on the ranch, I pour myself a tall glass of milk, huff some paint, and log on to the Dell I got for Christmas in 2006 with Windows XP to play some League of Legends.
The client needs to patch. That's fine. I reheat a bowl of beans and lard for supper, and it's already at 13% by the time I get back, well ahead of schedule. I huff some more paint to pass the time, and oh boy does it pass. The client is ready to go by 7:30. Everybody keeps saying it's laggy, but I don't notice any difference from usual. Maybe I'm just too intelligent, or maybe the paint is finally doing its job.
I queue up solo - normal blind pick of course. The queue pops, and Clippy asks me if I want help selecting my champion. Not now not ever, I think boastfully at the cartoon paper clip. I lock in Dr. Munro. My teammates pick Shaco and all the others pick hot anime girls. I take one last good long huff to get ready for the game, and in we go.
The first thing I notice is that their team doesn't have a dt Munford. Free win then. I go top lane. I always go top lane. They have a Aatrod. Pathetic. I hit the minions. I miss some crepes bc I have 450 ping. Aatrox tries ro hit me but I heal up bc I'm drMindoro.
Midgame I have sunfire and I tp botlane to gank. They have thst new champ Aphelios shootijg weird bubble guns at me. There's a tirret or sometbjng? Idk anuway I kill him by running at his face pressing e amd right clicking him to death. I miss all three cleavers I throw. It doesn't matter.
20 min latr a D really stsrting to feel the paint. I have sjnfire warmogd spirit vosage and tp to baroj for teamfigyt. Aphekios knows he's dead as soon as tp channle starts. He tries to get away by rooting me or sokething? Idk anyway I press ult and run him down. I forgot ti buy boots. It doesnt matter. I get four kills by pressijg e and right ckickijg with my w on. Thst bitch Lux stole my penta.
Game ocer. Another win for Dr mubdo. So in concolustn, hello fellow summoner. This you should just play mondarb against aphelios. He kill gun guy good. Thank you. Thank you. If you kill gun man, anime grliss hot. they'll be lower son. The Dr mildew play is right thing to do. So doooooo
ALRIGHT, YOU WANNA KNOW?!?! FINE, I ADMIT IT!!!! I DON'T KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS!!!! HE ERASES TIME, BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?! IF YOU ERASE TIME, THEN SHOULDN'T IT NOT BE THERE?!?!?! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?! WHAT DOES HE MEAN HE "ERASES TIME"?!?!?! HE ERASES TIME BUT STUFF STILL HAPPENS IN IT!!!!! HOW DOES HE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN IT WHEN HE ERASES IT?!?!?!?! IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, YOU CAN'T ERASE TIME!!!!!! YOU CAN'T ERASE TIME!!!!!!!!! FINE, YOU CAN FREEZE TIME AND YOU CAN TURN BACK TIME, BUT YOU CAN'T ERASE TIME, THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!! THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE, IF YOU ERASE TIME NOTHING HAPPENS IN IT!!!! I DON'T KNOW!!!!!! I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE TELL ME!!!!!!! SOMEONE TELL ME HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS, I NEED TO KNOW!!!!!!!! I NEED TO KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS, PLEASE!!!!!!! PLEASE JUST TELL ME!!!!! I NEED TO KNOW!!!!!! SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT!!!!!! IT'S CONFUSING, I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!! HOW DOES KING CRIMSON WOOOORRRK?!?!?!?! HOW DOES IT WOOOORRRRRRRK?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHY DOES KING CRIMSON WORK PLEASE PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME I NEED TO KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WOOOORRRRRKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 
It an old classic fan fiction interpretation of the love triangle in Darker than Black.
Hei will die. But his soul will choose to go back in time, the time when he was happiest, and he will be at season 1 first episode. Suou who loves Hei wants to be with him too and wants to be in a time when Hei'd love her, but since he already loves Yin she'll go back in time before Hei is born, and become his mother. MMA fighter Mark Hunt is infamous for having internet tantrums in the comments and fans often reuse them as a joke/copypasta.
How bout u go an fuck off my page then u peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling me about looking good who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here
that's funny coming from a juicy little slut like u would love u to say anything to my face fucken cheating little betch u another steroid usin bitch look at your pathetic bitch ass
Always this lil rodent talking shit how about fighting without steroids u lil cunt cheater once u take away this lil bitches steroids he be like all the rest worthless 😂😂😂😂 @Jon Jones rodent rat cheater that's u boi 😜😜😜😜😜😜 u and that scum company protecting your cheating ass @ufcdaddy doesnt have a job anymore cause daddy sticks needles in his stupid ass 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 have fun working at the petrol station u ratfuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the only thing u are good at these days u lil bitch is sticking needles in yo punk ass u bitch fact is u are a weak ass short cut taker like the rest of yo bitch ass friends lil dick lesnar @werdum @wandfc and the rest of these pussies who cheat cheating ass lil pig oink oink motherfucker“I’m disappointed that I have been withdrawn from the fight, I have passed all medicals 2 days ago, and spent 100,000 on camp. The truth is the legal case I have filed has caused me to be withdrawn. The interview has been taken out of context and I want to reassure all my fans, I slur my words only when I have a drink. I’m fit and healthy, and would have understood if the UFC requested a medical to ensure my safety, however this is total bullshit fuck you Dana, you’ve always hated me you dog”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂more steroids injected in the ass than any other champion only champion to take and shit under the octagon while hiding from usada 🤣🤣🤣 u said it crazyyttt stats 😂😂😂😂😂Sik of this rat company up on my feed all they do is promote steroid using rats like this loser listen up it’s the world heavyweight title of a worthless rubbish belt worth nothing u got a steroid using rodent who runs over pregnant women and hides under the octagon when usada is trying to drug test this rodent ufc =joke belt the only thing u are the world champion of is being exploited 😊 that’s why @ufc will never be credible because they have rodents like this being considered GOAT #aliact and dasseeeiiitt 😊
how about I hog tie u to the back of my electric bike and drag u along the road till u have no skin on yo bitch ass 😂😂😂😂😂😂😜😜😜😜