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I can’t stand new midwest emo

    By u/midwestemeow, its satire on midwest emo scene.

    I literally cannot with the new wave of midwest emo anymore. It’s been absolutely ruined by American Football reissues, Modern Baseball tiktok edits, and this “Hot Mulligan” slop. Don’t even get me started on how every band just sounds like a mediocre copy of Cap'n Jazz with worse mixing and generic woe is me lyrics. Give me some actual unlistenable 2007 Bandcamp demos from some kid in a Denton Texas basement who never left his parents house, or the one EP that got 87 plays total and still has that perfect nasally whine and off time tapping. Mainstream midwest emo is just sad white boy self loathing core for people who discovered tiktok emo during the pandemic. I'll stick to my 320kbps rips of stuff nobody's ever heard of, thank you very much. At least it still feels like losing. 

    Kamen Rider Gaim is the only Kamen Rider show that I actually wouldn’t mind airing in America.

      Kamen Rider Gaim is the only Kamen Rider show that I actually wouldn't mind airing in America. It has enough depth, mature themes, and emotional weight to match lots of quality shows here like Game of Thrones and The Wire, so I think it would fit right at home if it aired uncut and subtitled on a channel like HBO and Showtime. I also think it would be a spectacular series to bring over because I think this is the kind of series that can bring our cultures together.

      I can’t take it anymore, I’m sick of T credits. I try to level Perlica, it costs Tcredits.

        By u/MeltSimp, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to how much stuff needs T-Creds when leveling up in Endfield.

        I can’t take it anymore, I’m sick of T credits.
        
        I try to level Perlica, it costs Tcredits. I try to raise my Laevatains skill, it costs Tcredits. I try to level her weapon, it costs Tcredits.
        
        I pull Last Rite. I can’t even afford to look at her talent tree. I already wasted all my sanity trying to get some decent essences. I found 2000 Tcredits in the credit store for 75% off. I need 6,700,000.
        
        I look at my factory. The only thing it generates are stock bills and I already emptied both regions of all their Tcredits. I decide to try to hunt for more clues to exchange to buy more from the shop. The only clues I get are 7.
        
        Xaihi looks at me. Not saying a word. I know she wants her promotion too. I still have her skills at level 3.
        
        I have 12.5k Tcredits to my name. 

        Furry here. It’s pretty tough out there. So much interview scheduling spam.

          Furry here. It's pretty tough out there. So much interview scheduling spam.
          
          I keep getting "name your price" as the first words out of the interviewer's mouth, but an interview goes both ways, you know? I have questions too.
          
          Also, the constant begging. Like I'm out shopping and a CEO will sneak up behind me, grab my crotch, and whisper "work for me baby" in my ear and I'm like just trying to find the paprika. 

          Anyone else find this scene really hot? When the alien farts at Jar Jar?

            From an unhinged Youtube comment by windows95ism of Jar Jar Binks getting farted by an alien in Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace.

            Anyone else find this scene really hot? When the alien farts at Jar Jar? The alien just looks so feminine and sexy, and the way it farts and turns to him to flaunt it. Like it’s inviting him to get closer for the next one.
            
            I first watched this movie when I was very young and I have masturbated to this scene so many times.

            Our history is smoke. Blurred by dreams. Guided by ghosts. A voice, a Void, lurks inside you

              Its the monologue spoken by Natah during the Ropalolyst boss fight in Warframe, revealing her Sentient origin as a mimic sent to destroy the Tenno.

              Our history is smoke. Blurred by dreams. Guided by ghosts. A voice, a Void, lurks inside you, its purpose not yet shown. But what am I? My father was a farmer. My mother, a carpenter. Given light by the Golden Lords, to build for them... a better world. But my family's journey was long. Time began to change their light. Creativity. Pride. A will to live. So the Golden wrath came. And after, I was born. A mimic, a spy. Conceived to burrow into nests and swallow the pitch-eggs of their war machine. The Tenno. But when I saw your tender faces, I took mercy. Or so we were told. But in truth, we were both imprisoned in Lua's belly. My light remade by the creators. I became a memory, a ghost. Reprogrammed to destroy my family, my people, my history. But now, I am saved. By family. Together, we will overcome the flaws of our light, the Gods of our creation... merging with them, like steel... bearing Amalgams with the weakness of neither. Your great power, your great evil. The voice, the Void, within you. Our ancients still wither at its touch... but have you forgotten Lua? You were saved. But I... I was changed. Now I learn. Now I deny. We suffer these testaments of Tenno evil. Their voice and Void. Suffer it well, ancient child. Do not relent. I have seen the wall's other face, too. I have heard the voice. These patterns no longer satisfy. My denial. Ropalolyst, rise, remain, and die, for the others to live. Rise, ancient Ropalolyst, my other flesh. Your sacrifice will breed a new way, for a new kind. I am the witness, the victim, the judge. My family has returned. Your trial... soon to begin.