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Anatomy class should be done naked

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    Anatomy class should be done naked
    
    Of course, at the college level where students are 18+. I mean let’s be honest, I think the grades would be much better if we were all sitting in the classroom naked. You could see the some muscle groups way better than if you had clothes on, plus we get to embrace body positivity.

    Joe Biden is having sex with Kamala Harris

      It all makes sense now
      For the past few months I’ve been speculating that Joe Biden (the 46th US President) has been sleeping with his Vice President, Kamala Harris. It would make sense since Joe Biden loves mixed women (he’s said in an interview before) which would strongly lead me to believe they’re having lots of unprotected sex in the white house on the daily.
      
      People wonder why nothing is getting done and it’s because Kamala Harris keeps having lots and lots of sex (including anal and oral) to the point of lunacy. Joe Biden needs to keep his dick in his pants and Kamala Harris needs to calm down with the use of her tight pussy.
      
      This is even worse then when Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were having lots of sex. If you don’t already remember debates would be interrupted because they would be fucking each other during them. I’m really getting sick of all this sex that Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are having. Joe Biden does have a wife after all but I guess her pussy and titties aren’t good enough. I don’t blame him though if I was Joe Biden I would definitely do the same.

      My husband is the moderator for a few different subreddits, and he genuinely thinks it’s a job

        my husband refuses to look for a job even though I think it would be good for him (And we could use the additional income), but he just says he’s, “got too much on his plate already”.
        
        That being monitoring these stupid subreddits. And Everytime I bring it up he claims what he’s doing is unpaid labor similar to that of a homemaker. But he doesn’t clean or cook or do any of that the way he used to. He just monitors his stupid subreddits. I don’t know what to do.
        
        Sometimes I want to leave him because I believe I may not be able to reach him.

        Happy Hanukkah

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          Happy Thotsgiving 💦🦃🍴👅

            Another Thanksgiving copypasta

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            Accidentally catch my 14 year old brother on Nhentai

              nhentai is a free hentai manga and doujinshi reader
              Be me. Accidentally catch my 14 year old brother on Nhentai. Was never gonna bring it up again but the little fuck started acting weird. Apparently he's been browsing the shotacon, incest, milf tags cuz he's recently taken an interest in our aunt. mf isn't even subtle about it. Thinks the world runs on hentai logic. One night when we're sleeping over at her place he wakes up at like 12:00pm and gets out of bed. I'm still awake and follow him. lil bro goes to aunt reading on the couch. He has a massive fucking boner. Pulls the generic hentai "It suddenly got big" "help me". Whips out his cock and gets closer expecting a fuck. Instead gets screamed at by the aunt and essentially every member of the family the next day, + no internet, TV or videogames for the next year.
              
              Serves you right you fucking dumbass