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Copypasta de Vaporeon en Español

    Hey chicos, sabían que en terminos de reproducción entre hombres humanos y Pokémon hembras, Vaporeon es el Pokémon mas compatible para los Humanos?
    
    No solo porque están en el Grupo Huevo Campo, que está principalmente conformado por Mamíferos, Vaporeon tiene en promedio una medida de 91.44 Cm. de altura y un peso de 28,98 Kg., esto significa que son suficientemente grandes para soportar penes humanos, y con sus impresionantes Estadisticas Base de PS y acceso a Armadura Ácida, puedes ser duro con ella. Debido a su biología mayoritariamente compuesta de agua, no hay dudas de que una Vaporeon excitada sería increiblemente húmeda, tan húmeda que podrías facilmente tener sexo con una por horas sin lastimarte o sentir dolor.
    
    Ellas también pueden aprender los movimientos "Atracción", "Ojitos Tiernos", "Seducción", "Encanto" y "Latigo", además de no tener pelaje para esconder pezones, así que sería increiblemente facil conseguirte una con humor. Con sus habilidades "Absorbe Agua" e "Hidratación", pueden recuperarse facilmente de la fatiga con suficiente agua.
    
    Ningún otro Pokémon llega a estar cerca de este nivel de compatibilidad. Además, como curiosidad, si te empeñas suficiente al acabar, puedes llegar a hacer a tu Vaporeon Blanca.
    
    Vaporeon está literalmente hecha para el pene humano. Asombrosas Estadisticas de Defensa+Alta cantidad de PS+Armadura Ácida significa que puede recibir verga todo el dia, de todas las formas y tamaños, y aún así venir por mas.

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    I met Shawn Michaels at a restaurant once

      I met Shawn Michaels at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Shawn Michaels shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big HBK fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Shawn was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Shawn Michaels and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.
      I met Shawn Michaels at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that).
      
      Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit.
      
      “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?”
      
      Then out of nowhere Shawn Michaels shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.”
      
      And I (being a big HBK fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.”
      
      Shawn was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Shawn Michaels and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.

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        I am a 45 yo father, probably one of the oldest people playing this game

          I am a 45 yo father, probably one of the oldest people playing this game. I am a single father to my Son, who is 14 now. My son got this game for Christmas in 2021 from his uncle, so we installed it on his computer and he started playing. By the end of the week he had 24 hours on this game. This was horrible for me, as it was already hard for me to find ways to spend time with my son, as he is always out with his friends or just watching YouTube. So i decided to make a Steam account and get this game to see if I could maybe play alongside him. I loaded into the game, picked my character and world and started playing but I was stuck on what you where supposed to do. I asked my Son for help and he hosted a game for me to join. I loved it as it was the best time I had spent with my Son since my wife had died. This game has ever since brought me and my son closer again and now we actually spend time together outside the house together as well. This game reminded me that there's fun to be had in everything, and it has brought both me and my Son many happy memories.

          Soy un padre de 50 años

            Soy un padre de 50 años, probablemente una de las personas más viejas que juegan este juego. Soy padre soltero de mi hijo, que ahora tiene 14 años. Mi hijo recientemente descargó Project Zomboid y en menos de una semana, ya había jugado durante más de 20 horas. Esto fue terrible para mí, ya que ya era bastante difícil para mí pasar tiempo con mi hijo, ya que él siempre sale con sus amigos o simplemente mira videos en Tiktok. Así que decidí crear una cuenta de Steam y comprar este juego para ver si podía jugar junto a él. Cargué el juego, hice el tutorial pero estaba atascado en lo que se suponía que debías hacer. Le pedí ayuda a mi hijo y organizó un juego para que yo me uniera. Me encantó porque era el mejor momento que había pasado con mi hijo desde que mi esposa había muerto. Desde entonces, este juego ha acercado a mi hijo y a mí nuevamente y ahora también pasamos tiempo juntos fuera de la casa. Este juego me recordó que hay diversión en todo, y nos ha traído tanto a mí como a mi hijo muchos recuerdos felices.

            This is for you Hal because I love you so much

              This is for you Hal because I love you so much and strive to be as good as you (even tho I know it will never happen). What happened yesterday, March 19 had nothing to do with strategy and had everything to do with gun fights and Hal's confidence in his IGL. Hal needs to get confident, and Evan and Jordan need to commit to whatever he says. They need to live and die with him. And if they do die, Hal needs to take responsibility, and say he messed up. You need to get Hal's confidence up in his IGL skills, or you will not make LAN. Hal is the best IGL in the game. And for the love of God, EVAN SHOULD ALWAYS BE THE ONE TO OPEN UP A FIGHT, let your star player open the fight, he's literally the best Apex player in the world, but it's like he's on a fucken chain. I'm sorry for the rant but I hate to see my favorite player and team struggle so desperately.

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