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THIS IS SCHOOL IN 2022

    THIS IS SCHOOL IN 2022
    
    PERIOD 1: VACXINES 💉 SCIENCE 🧪 🙄
    
    PERIOD 2: ATHISM 🚫✝️EDUCATION 😞
    
    PERIOD 3: TRANSGENDER 🏳️‍⚧️👰‍♂️🤵‍♀️TUTOR ☠️
    
    GAY 🌈🦄LUNCH 🥙🥪
    
    PERIOD 4: BML ✊🏽 HISTORY 😒
    
    PERIOD 5: FOREIGN 🇪🇸🇬🇧LANGUAGES 🗣🙊
    
    THEN JOE BIDEN 👴🏻👴🏻GAY 🌈🏳️‍🌈BUS 🚌🚐HOME 🏠
    
    HAPPY NEW YEARS 🎉🥳 THIS IS AMERICA 🇺🇸 IN 2022 😒 HOPE YOURE HAPPY LIBTARDS😃😒😒😡😤🤬👿

    💥🎆 F🅰️PPY NEW YEAR🎇🎊

      💥🎆 F🅰️PPY NEW YEAR🎇🎊🎉 you beautiful SLORE‼️👯😘 2021 was Long and Hard 🍆✊😔 We Laughed 😂💯🔥 We Cried 🥲😢😭 We Coughed… 😫💨🦠😷🤧 We got 🍆 PRICKED 😳 by the vaXXXine 👨🏻‍⚕️💉💪 and slid 🧴 in ⬆️ and out ⬇️ of QUARAN-TAINT… 🏠😷🍑 Butt DICKcember 🍆⛄️❄️🎅 is OVER‼️ ❌ Twenty-CUNTY-Two 2️⃣🅾️2️⃣2️⃣ 🗓🎉💥 has finally 💦⬇️ C U M 🎉🎊⬇️😁 and its time ⏰ 2 commit 👊 some Auld Lang SIN‼️ 🎼😈👹😜🤑 Get out the Party P🅾️ppers ❣️😼🎉 cuz at the stroke 🍆✊😩 of TWELVE o’C🅾️CK 🌚🕰 Balls ⚪️⚫️✨ r gonna DROP ⬇️🤸‍♂️😏 chamPUSSY 🍾🍑 is gonna POP 💥🔥😫 and CUMfetti 🍆🎊🎉 is gonna RAIN 💦💦 all over u!!! 💦🤤😋🎉🎊 Send this 💌 to 2️⃣2️⃣ beloved New Year Hoes 🥰👯😉 and tell them 🤠💬😳 u love them 🥰❤️🧑‍🤝‍🧑 so Daddy New Year 👨🏻😻😘👨‍👦will give u his special Fireworks Show 😳😜🍆💥🎇🎆 all year round 😁😁😁😋😋😋

      WHAT THE FUCK MOM

        Mom and best friend copypasta
        Son: M-Mom??? W-What the fuck are you doing??? Dude, she's my mom!!!
        
        Mom:
        
        A-ah!! S-sweetie~!! P-p-please d-don't NGHHIIEEEK~~!!
        
        I start to shoot a lot of juices right at yourbfeet as i cum again
        
        Son:
        
        E-Ew!!! Y-You two are both horrible people!! My mom, betraying me with my BEST FRIEND... This is just the worst...
        
        My face is super red, and you can see a bulge popping as i keep watching you two going at itt
        
        Mom: I-i'm sorry hun... But he's just so big and rough~~! I didn't had a fuck like this in years~
        
        Son:
        
        B-But... What about dad?? How can you do this to dad??
        
        As i yell and complain, i unconsciously start rubbing the bulge in my crotch, not taking my eyes off of you two
        
        Mom: Y-you d-dad doesn't fuck me~ Not even looks at me~! H-he's just a dumb o-old mEENNNGH! AH~! AH~!
        
        Son:
        
        Ah, fuck... You... You are such a fucking whore mom... You are such a horrible woman... Getting fucked like a pornstar right in front of your son... Not only that, but the dude is my best friend... I feel so humiliated...
        
        I put one of my hands down my pants and start jerking off
        
        Friend: There’s nothing to be upset about man! Come lay down on the bed and I’ll show you why your mom loves having me over so much!
        
        Son: ... S-Sure dude...

        can we honestly e date?

          The infamous Discord's "can we honestly e date?" copypasta
          can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.
          can we honestly e date? you're so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you.

          I just have a penis fetish

            Penis fetish copypasta
            I'm not gay, but I want to suck a cock. Cocks look so juicy and tasty when you think about it. Just imagine slurping up and down on a warm throbbing cock as a man stronger and bigger than you pats your head and calls you a good boy. I'm entirely straight. I just have a penis fetish.

            Your autistic? LOL OMG 🥵

              You’re AUTISTIC right😏?
              OMG like, heyaa💋 Sooo um 😅This is super random and funny and stuff but, like… You’re AUTISTIC right😏? Wait wait nooo🤣! Don’t like, have a little freak out or whatever! Goshh you got all red! LOL you’re so like, awkward😅cmoon you can tell meee! We’re besties now! You’ll make me happy! 😘Totes an Aspie rite? Mmm? Cant hear you cutie💖little louder, cmon! Speak up🤭! USE YOUR WORDS RETARD~UGH. YEAH😍!? YAS!😜 Knew it omg! You were totes acting weird, making stupid noises, playing with your hands….Oh and don’t think I didn’t notice the only time you looked up at me was to stare at my big butt lol! 🙄SOOO Not subtle! It’s ok tho umm… 😳I think autistic NEETS like you are pretty hot… Soooo are you like, one of those porn addicts who got brain damage from gooning to hard , ooor… are you a natural Aspie? Like, born with it and stuff😩? 🥵Natural? Oh fuck yeah O.M.G…..! Like, Awesome! Hey umm… you wanna hang out? I got some cool friends you’ll love! They know all about people like you🧩!