HEY ๐จ YOU ๐ง๐ BASS HUNGRY ๐ SLUTS ๐๐ฐ Get ready for ๐ป Fyre Festival ๐ 2: ๐ฟ๐ The Splash Back! Fyre Festival ๐๐ is ๐ back ๐ โฌ again ๐ฉ and ๐๐ this time ๐ you KNOW ๐ก๐ญ there ๐ฉโ wonโt ๐ช๐ช be ๐๐ฆ any ๐ฆ๐ฆ melted cheese ๐ง or cold ๐ต beans ๐ฑ๐ฑ to eat ๐ because these BIG ๐ณ BOYS ๐ฆ are ๐๐คฐ gonna โโ put that FIRE in โโคต you ๐ซ in ๐ every ๐ช way possible!!! So get ๐ your ๐ friends ๐ซ๐ together ๐ท๐ฌ and ๐ฉ pack up โฌโค a ๐ผ bunch of SHITTY ๐ clothing because โ we ๐จ๐บ are ๐ฐ๐ going to PRIVATE ISLAND ๐น๐ where ๐พ only ๐๐ค our ๐ฐ๐ฐ most ๐ฅโบ BAD ๐ฆ๐คฆ ASS sexiest people ๐๐จ will ๐ be ๐๐ช allowed ๐ก๐ ๏ธin . If ๐ผ๐ผ you ๐๐ want ๐๐ to keep ๐๐ฉ things HOT ๐ then send this ๐ message ๐ to ๐ ๐ฆ 20 ๐ of ๐๐ง your ๐ผ๐ ฑ SLUTTIEST ๐๐ friends. ๐ If ๐๐ค you ๐ donโt ๐ซ๐ซ get โน๐ฎ any responses by ๐ tomorrow ๐๐ afternoon then โก๐ the ๐๐ big โฌ bad FIRE ๐ฅ BITCH ๐ GAMEZZZ will DIE ๐ฆ FOREVER!!!! If ๐โ you ๐๐ฆ get 10-19 ๐ responses then its ๐ TAYLOR SWIFTSKYPE SESSION TIME!!! ๐ If you get ๐ป 20+ responses guess what ๐ ?? BIG ๐๐ BOY ๐ป๐ฑ GONNA ๐ฉ๐ผ PUT THAT ๐๐ FIRE ON YOUR CHEEZ SANDWICH
Happy Dyngus Day ๐ all u thirsty Polish American ๐ต๐ฑ๐บ๐ธ๐ต๐ฑ slutsโผ๏ธ It's been a long HARD ๐๐ฉ๐ต lenten season ๐โชโ๏ธ๐ and it's time to SINโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ ๐น๐๐ฅต You know what that meansโ Break out your babcia's ๐ง pierogi ๐ฅ๐ฝ๏ธ recipe and grab a tall glass of kupnik๐ถ. All the naughty girls ๐ญ๐ผ and bois๐๐๐ผwill be out teasing ๐ฅต๐ณ๐ค each other all Day LONG๐ก. Girls can chase ๐๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ค and SQUIRT ๐ฆ๐ซ all the bois they want to fuck ๐ and get them soaking WET ๐ฆ๐ขโ๏ธ. Think that sounds unfairโโโ WELL, on this festive ๐ holiday ๐ต๐ฑ the bois ๐ฆ๐ผ๐คก can retaliate by beating the thirsty thots ๐ with a PUSSY-willow branch ๐๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐. โ๐STAY BACK YOU HORNY WHOORS!!!๐ฅต Don't forget to wear your traditional red๐ต๐ฑ๐๐ผ๐ต๐ฑ and white๐ต๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ต๐ฑ, and expose ๐ฒ your polka dots ๐ ๐๐ for everyone to see ๐ณ๐ฅต๐ณ. Hope you have a Sinful ๐บ ลMIGUS-DYNGUS Day, and remember, not only is everyone is Polish ๐ต๐ฑ on Dyngus Day, but they're also a SLUT!!!๐ซ๐ผ๐คฐ๐ผ๐ Send this to 6๏ธโฃ9๏ธโฃ of your Horniest ๐ฏ Poles ๐ต๐ฑ๐ฉ. If you get 0๏ธโฃ back, no spankings for you, you dirty old babushka ๐ง๐ป๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ. If you get 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back, you'll get your little pierogi ๐ฅ stuffed ๐๐ฆ๐ฅ. If you get 3๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back, you'll get a thicc POLE-ish ๐ต๐ฑ branch ๐๐ชต๐ on your booty๐! If you get 5๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back you get to ride ๐ค ๐๐ป the Polish Kielbasa ๐ต๐ฑ๐ญ all night ๐๐ผโโ๏ธโฐ๐๏ธ!! If you get ALL 6๏ธโฃ9๏ธโฃ back Daddy Dyngus ๐งโโ๏ธ will spank you HARD ๐ซ and let you squirt ๐ฆ๐ all over himโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ
So the line I came up with is "I don't mean to be rude and I certainly don't want to be creepy, but (I gesture by bringing my hands up and cupping them around the breast area) are amazing." Then after she blushes and says thanks follow up with "I don't mean to be out of line, but would it be ok if I could have a feel?"
So what do you think? What do I need to tweak to make it work?
You have a hidden talent! Keep it hidden๐ฅ๐ฅ
Started from the bottom and we still here ๐ฅ๐ฅ
This shit hit different on mute ๐ฅ๐ฅ
I suffer from depression my whole life and it made it worse ๐๐ฏ
This is fire๐ฅ๐ฅ, Extinguish it ๐ฏ
Your music is like a treasure, buried so deep no one will ever find it ๐ฅ๐
Your music is like a fine wine, it needs time to age. Maybe a few centuries.๐ฅ๐ท
Music so bad, it could cure insomnia ๐ฅ๐ค
I listened to your music and I'm pretty sure my ears are bleeding ๐ฅ๐๐
Your music is like a bad dream that won't end ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ค
Your music makes elevator music sound like a symphony ๐ฅ๐ถ๐
Your music is like a nightmare on repeat ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ค
I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard than your music ๐ฏ๐
Keep this shit up and you'll be the only one listening to it on Mars ๐ฅ๐ฝ๐ต
Your music is like a silent disco, nobody's dancing to it but you. ๐ฅ๐ง
Your music is like a broken record, it keeps repeating the same mistakes ๐๐ฅ
Your music is like a phone on silent, nobody cares when it rings ๐ฅ๐ต
Your music is like a bad tattoo, it seemed like a good idea at the time ๐ฅ๐๏ธ
Listening to your music is like going on a treasure hunt.....except I never find anything valuable ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐
Your music is like a treasure, buried so deep no one will ever find it ๐ฅ๐
Your music is like a fine wine, it needs time to age. Maybe a few centuries.๐ฅ๐ท
Music so bad, it could cure insomnia ๐ฅ๐ค
I listened to your music and I'm pretty sure my ears are bleeding ๐ฅ๐๐
Your music is like a bad dream that won't end ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ค
Your music makes elevator music sound like a symphony ๐ฅ๐ถ๐
Your music is like a nightmare on repeat ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ค
I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard than your music ๐ฏ๐
Keep this shit up and you'll be the only one listening to it on Mars ๐ฅ๐ฝ๐ต
Your music is like a silent disco, nobody's dancing to it but you. ๐ฅ๐ง
Your music is like a broken record, it keeps repeating the same mistakes ๐๐ฅ
Your music is like a phone on silent, nobody cares when it rings ๐ฅ๐ต
Your music is like a bad tattoo, it seemed like a good idea at the time ๐ฅ๐๏ธ
Listening to your music is like going on a treasure hunt.....except I never find anything valuable ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐
Your music is like a bad relationship, I wish I could say it's over but it keeps coming back to haunt me ๐ฅ๐๐ถ
This is so embarrassing but I literally have a fucking kink for trading like straight up medieval bartering type shit like the thought of like "a pound o' silk for a bucket o' milk" just turns me on for some reason that God Himself refuses to reveal to me. I can't even play Minecraft without getting hard as a fucking battering ram whilst trading emeralds for enchanting books and shit. I have this distinct memory of watching this movie when I was like 13 or 14 and it took place in like medieval Europe or something and this guy was haggling for like a hand sculpted pot or some shit and I had to leave the room to fucking masturbate I felt so weird after. I think that's where it started. I wish I had a normal kink like idk piss or something idk how I'm going to explain to my future partner that I want to roleplay as a 14th century merchant . Man.
