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we’ve stepped into a war with the Cabal

    W h e t e r w e w an t e d I t Or nOt
    Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank just outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.
    Taniks has no house. He kneels before no banner, owes allegiance to no Kell. He is a murderer, and very good at what he doesss... I have been tracking him, since Wolves broke their chains, yesss? Now Taniks works for Wolfpack, but not for long...

    OMORI HAS RUINED MY FUCKING LIFE

      I can't fucking take it, i see an image of a random object posted, and then i see it, fucking see it, all that kind of reminds me of OMORI it started as, that's cool. That's a funny reference, but it kept going. I'd see an instrument that reminds me of OMORI, i'd see an animated girl that reminds me of OMORI, i'd go outside to touch grass, but the plants remind me of OMORI! ITS TORMENT PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR!! I am being conditioned to laugh maniacally every time i see a fucking staircase, I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS! I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T 🥺 AND DONT GET ME FUCKING STARTED ON THE WORDS! I will never be able to hear the word SOMETHING without thinking of OMORI, i will never be able to hear the words CLOSE without thinking of OMORI! Google tell me that today's weather is Sunny, and i fucking think... about... OMORI 🥺 I COULD WATCH SOMEONE I LOVE JUMP OFF A FUCKING BUILDING, AND ALL I WOULD BE ABLE TO SAY IS ✨Close✨ I CAN'T LIVE ANYMORE, OMORI HAS DESTROYED MY FUCKING LIFE, I WANT TO ERASE MYSELF FROM THIS PLANE OF EXISTENCE!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!

      Wait, a FURRY!?!?!?!??!?

        But you're a FURRY! and FURRY = Z#OOPH1L3!!! You are a FURRY, and that means you want to fuck animals!! OR (more likely) you ALREADY fuck animals!!!! No, shut the FUCK up! You're view of your own hobby is wrong, and I know your brain better than you! I am an exemplar of psychology, and I deem you a ZOOPHILE!!! Because you're a FURRY! Because you like to FUCK ANIMALS! Anyways, I'm gonna go back to jacking off to loli hentai (she's actually 10000 years old, you stupid bigot) and snorting Dorito dust off my fleshlight.

        I use my cock for home defense.

          I use my cock for home defense, just like the founding fathers intended. 4 ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" I say a I grab my phone and lotion. Blow my load all over the first man. He's dead on the spot. I start schlackin it all over the second man, but miss entirely because my cock is smooth bore, and the stray load impregnates the neighbor's wife. I'm forced to rely on the overwatch hentai I have on a table at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho, lads". The incoming tsunami smothers both men in the flood, and the sheer force starts setting off car alarms. Affix a condom and penetrate the last man. He leaves before the police arrive because he needs to recover from the soreness. Just as the founding fathers intended.

          The original ‘Own a musket for home defense‘ copypasta

          Kronii diaper

            I want kronii to be real so badly, because she would be able to help with my fetish play with her time powers. Recently, I've been digging in the dumpsters near daycares to find used diapers that I cant fit into, and microwaving them to get them warm again, so that they're more comfortable to wear and personally, I think they taste better warm, but with Kronii's time powers, she'll be able to just reverse the time of the diaper, so that it's still it's original warmth, instead of the artificial microwave warmth. Then, Kronii and I could both wear and eat the diapers together while playing minecraft for long hours, and Kronii would look so cute when she gets disgusted that I've already finished eating mine and started eating the one she's currently wearing and using

            Futanari is very versatile

              Futanari is very versatile. You can have girls with dicks, and then girls with their dicks risen and became even more sexier, or girls with dicks that blushes seeing their cock fully aroused by someone and goes “Don…Don’t look”-That’s just way too cute!

Also, futanari with others! I like to see how others embrace and making love in consideration of their partner, and depending on the situation it can be totally sweet or hilarious when one side is overwhelmed in pleasure. It’s very amazing how Futanari can fit into all these abstract needs. Being able to pick and choose from tags is really great too!

It’s wonderful! You got sex between futanari, a girl with her futa partner, guy enjoying their partner’s dick in love, everything! It’s like you are enjoying all these scenarios like buffet. I really wish to see Marine dominated by Rushia’s dick despite her advantage, or for Luna to enjoy Subaru’s dick for days on end, and we should sell tickets for the right to get pegged at HoloExpo.

Don’t. You. Think. We. Should. Let. Everyone. Try. Futanari. Tag?

              Based on the ‘Fubuki glasses‘ copypasta