You will never be a real builders club member. You have no hard-hat, you have no robux, you have no trades. You are a n00b twisted by ads and scams into a crude mockery of builderman's perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back robloxians mock you. The administrators are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at you in bc only places. Members are utterly repulsed by you. ten years of builders club has allowed members to sniff out NBC with incredible efficiency. Even NBC who “pass” look poor and unnatural to a member. Your inventory is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a member to come to your place, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he is unable to trade with you. You will never have more than one place. You build a game every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you know you can't have it be active. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy minecraft, unlist your places, sign out, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your friends will find you outside of Roblox, heartbroken, but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of a NBC. They’ll pg you, leading an alternate life marked with your username, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a pg'd user is there. Your reputation will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is an account that is unmistakably pg'd. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Like we get it dude, YOU HAVE SEX. Stop fucking carrying around your overgrown sperm and flaunting it to the world. People who do this are the epitome of narcissism and egocentrism. Constantly wanting to show society the fruits of their coital labor. It's especially annoying when the child cries. Basically the parents are just carrying around an alarm that says HEY LOOK AT US!!!! WE HAD SEX! I JAMMED MY ROCK HARD DICK INTO HER MOIST TENDER PUSSY AND HERE'S PROOF!. seriously? Since when is being sexually active a status symbol? If anything, it's gross to involve people in your own personal affairs. I can't even look at someone with their small child without imagining their overweight 40 year old ass getting aggressively pounded, ew. Seriously, people who do this need to burn in hell. Stop forcing society to deal with your stupid ass semen demon, no one gives a shit if you have sex.
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10
☐ ☑
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---{ Condition }---
☑ AIDS
☐ Cancer
☑ Micropenis
☑ Baldness
☐ Fever
☐ Congutivities
☑ Furry
---{ Likes? }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens (Under 18)
☐ Adults
---{ Sex }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☑ None
---{ Time to c(u)m }---
☑ Time is irrelevant
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
---{ Parental Love }---
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average
☐ Too much
---{ Inteligense }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☑ I do reviews with template
---{ Game }---
Yeah, it's good. You should play it.
Standing here, I realize you were
Just like me trying to make history.
But who's to judge the right from wrong.
When our guard is down I think we'll both agree.
That violence breeds violence.
But in the end it has to be this way.
I've curved my own path, you've followed your wrath;
But maybe we're both the same.
The world has turned, and so many have burned.
But nobody is to blame.
It's tearing across this barren wasted land.
I feel new life could be born beneath
The blood stained sand.
Long before time had a name, Ninjago was created by the first Spinjitzu master by using the four weapons of Spinjitzu, The Scythe Of Quakes, The Nun-Chucks Of Lightning, The Shurikens Of Ice, The Sword Of Fire. Weapons so strong, noone could handle all of their power at once, When he passed away his sons swore to protect them bit the oldest was consumed by darkness and wanted to posses them. A Battle between brothers broke out but the oldest was struck down and banished to the underworld, peace returned and the younger brother hid the weapons but knowing his older brother's ambition for power, he placed a guardian to rotect them, and for fear from his own demise a map for an honest man to hide, that honest man was your father and the older brother is lord Garmadon and i need to find those weapons before he does
