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69 is very funny.

    It's funny because 69
    Haha 69. It's funny because 69ing, or doing 69, is sharing oral sex with your partner; in other words, it’s giving and receiving oral sex at the same time.
    
    Oral sex is when people use their mouths to stimulate another person’s genitals.
    
    Oral sex on a woman is called “cunnilingus.” On a man it’s called “fellatio.” Anyone — girl or guy — can give or receive oral sex as long as she or he is comfortable with it and wants to engage in in oral sex.
    
    Oral sex cannot cause pregnancy. But it can pass on infections, whether the person is giving or receiving genital stimulation. These infections include gonorrhea, syphilis, chancroid, herpes, hepatitis B, cytomegalovirus, human papilloma virus (HPV), herpes, and, rarely, HIV and chlamydia. Oral sex is generally less risky for these infections than unprotected vaginal or anal sex, but there is still some risk.
    
    Using a barrier can reduce the risks. For safer oral sex, use a condom to cover the penis, or a Sheer Glyde dam, cut-open condom, or plastic wrap to cover the vulva or anus.
    
    In reference to the sex position, "69" has become an internet meme, where users will respond to any occurrence of the number with the word "nice" and draw specific attention to it. This means to sarcastically imply that the reference to the sex position was intentional. Because of its association with the sex position and resulting meme, "69" has become known as "the sex number" in certain communities.

    Helly Hansen makes me hella handsome

      Helly Hansen makes me hella handsome while I lend a helping hand son because honesty and integrity are a part of their corporate policy. When I Trek the mountains and travel the seven sea's Helly Hansen makes it a breeze. There's a lady in the lake that holds Excalibur on the other side of Merlin I mean mirror lens that has the power to cleanse. Excalibur = [Ex]ercise [Cali]sthenics [Bur] cold water. Lancelot = Lance a lot or move suddenly and quickly. Morgana = Sea circle. Lance a lot for your Excalibur and Morgana or sea your circle complete for Morgaine's. I've heard a mythical tale about a Holy Grail that holds Panacea. Universe please tell me if you think I deserve another drink. Love is not the satisfaction of a chemical reaction but the sensation of neural networks Quantum entangled electromagnetic radiation. Different chemical mixtures create different insight 4 quantum entangled light to unfurl the epigenetics hidden within my genetic code to Ti[×]me to mass.Time = Ti me to mass so I can exist in times construct. Tie my spark of light that is real light to a chromosome so I can exist in a constructed time zone at the eve of my creation when my father's Adam's (atoms) from his serpent or sperm merge and take a bite out of my mom's egg the forbidden apple and my halo is formed for this energy transfer.
      Helly Hansen makes me Hella handsome while I lend a helping hand son, because honesty and integrity are apart of their corpor policy, when I track the mountains and travel the seven seas, helly Hansen makes it a breeze. In 1877 a man from Norway was asked to solve the riddle of king Arthur and he said no way, then he changed his mind the very next day. And a hundred years later, in 1977, the seventh son of a seventh son was born on the seventh sunny side of sunny side Washington. Excalibur, exercise calisthenics, burr it's cold out, when I do my exercise in my calisthenics, I'm lancing a lot, Lance a lot. Then if I jump on the other side of the stone cold mirror lense, Merlin, a lady in the lake, hands me the mythical sword, of Excalibur, that had the power to heal head injuries, from the nights of the round table.

      call me old fashioned

        call me old fashioned but i was raised to serve my wife. i clean the dishes and cook her food. i do whatever she says bc she is my wife and she makes the rules around the house. she owns me. i am her property. if she ever cheats on me it's bc i was lacking.
        call me old fashioned, but i was raised to take care of my husband
        
        make his plate every night, wash his work clothes for him, make sure he’s up for work the next morning, always have a clean house for him to come home to, etc. 
        
        and that’s exactly wife i will be
        call me old fashioned, but i was raised to take care of my husband
        
        chew his food for him and spit it directly into his mouth, wipe his ass for him after he shits, treat him like a big fat ugly oversized baby etc.
        
        that’s exactly the wife i will be

        Boyfriend lost his erection because of Dream

          Dreamphobic is real
          Me (20F) was giving my boyfriend (22M) a blowjob. We normally love to play music while getting it on but in my opinion, he has a better taste in music so we used his sex playlist but today instead, we used mine just to change it up. It’s a short playlist only like 32 minutes long or something? Anyways so as i’m giving him a blowjob all of a sudden Mask by Dream starts playing and my boyfriend INSTANTLY lost his erection after hearing the song for like 10 seconds. He asked me if this was Dream and I was so shocked and embarrassed that i didn’t say anything. I then laughed it off like a joke and quickly switched the song but he did not seem amused at all. He went to bed after that and i asked him if he was made and he said no he was just tired but i think he’s mad. I didn’t have that song on the playlist so it just randomly came on after the playlist was done because i listen to it sometimes and i guess spotify knows i like that song! What do I do?!?!

          I’m👧 💘daddys💘 🍆💦💦 little👌 fidget߷ 🔄spinner

            I'm👧 💘daddys💘 🍆💦💦 little👌 fidget߷ 🔄spinner🔄 when 💕daddy💕 feels💭 horny😏😏 he🧔 lifts👆 me👧 up⬆️ and puts⬇️ me👧 on his🧔 🤩huge🤩 cock🍆🍆 and i👧 🔄spin🔄 and 🔄spin🔄 whirrr💨 until i👧 get so dizzy😵 but 💞daddy💞 keeps 🔄spinning🔄 me👧 💕💕 until i👧 squirt 🍑💦💦💦 leaving➡️ me👧 all 💧wet💧 with 🧔Daddies🧔 💦cummies💦 🍆🍆💕💕💦💦 god➕➕⛪ im such a 🔄spinny🔃 dizzy😵 🙃 little slut 💃💦 for 💖daddy💖 🙃💖❤️❤️💓💚💙💜💜💕💕💞💝💝💘😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

            PORTUGUÊS É O ÚNICO IDIOMA EM QUE SE PODE ESCREVER UM TEXTO SÓ COM A LETRA “P”.

              PORTUGUESE IS THE ONLY LANGUAGE IN WHICH YOU CAN WRITE A TEXT WITH ONLY THE LETTER "P".
              PODEMOS PARTIR?
              
              Pedro Paulo Pereira Pinto, pequeno pintor português, pintava portas, paredes, portais. Porém, pediu para parar porque preferiu pintar panfletos. Partindo para Piracicaba, pintou prateleiras para poder progredir. Posteriormente, partiu para Pirapora. Pernoitando, prosseguiu para Paranavaí, pois pretendia praticar pinturas para pessoas pobres. Porém, pouco praticou, porque Padre Paulo pediu para pintar panelas, porém posteriormente pintou pratos para poder pagar promessas. . Pálido, porém perseverante, preferiu partir para Portugal para pedir permissão para papai para permanecer praticando pinturas, preferindo, portanto, Paris. Partindo para Paris, passou pelos Pirineus, pois pretendia pintá-los. Pareciam plácidos, porém, pesaroso, percebeu penhascos pedregosos, preferindo pintá-los parcialmente, pois perigosas pedras pareciam precipitar-se principalmente pelo Pico, porque pastores passavam pelas picadas para pedirem pousada, provocando provavelmente pequenas perfurações, pois, pelo passo percorriam, permanentemente, possantes potrancas. Pisando Paris, pediu permissão para pintar palácios pomposos, procurando pontos pitorescos, pois, para pintar pobreza, precisaria percorrer pontos perigosos, pestilentos, perniciosos, preferindo Pedro Paulo precaver-se. Profundas privações passou Pedro Paulo. Pensava poder prosseguir pintando, porém, pretas previsões passavam pelo pensamento, provocando profundos pesares, principalmente por pretender partir prontamente para Portugal. Povo previdente! Pensava Pedro Paulo… "Preciso partir para Portugal porque pedem para prestigiar patrícios, pintando principais portos portugueses". . Passando pela principal praça parisiense, partindo para Portugal, pediu para pintar pequenos pássaros pretos. Pintou, prostrou perante políticos, populares, pobres, pedintes. - "Paris! Paris!" Proferiu Pedro Paulo. -"Parto, porém penso pintá-la permanentemente, pois pretendo progredir". Pisando Portugal, Pedro Paulo procurou pelos pais, porém, Papai Procópio partira para Província. Pedindo provisões, partiu prontamente, pois precisava pedir permissão para Papai Procópio para prosseguir praticando pinturas. Profundamente pálido, perfez percurso percorrido pelo pai. Pedindo permissão, penetrou pelo portão principal. Porém, Papai Procópio puxando-o pelo pescoço proferiu: -Pediste permissão para praticar pintura, porém, praticando, pintas pior. Primo Pinduca pintou perfeitamente prima Petúnia. Porque pintas porcarias? -Papai, proferiu Pedro Paulo, pinto porque permitiste, porém preferindo, poderei procurar profissão própria para poder provar perseverança, pois pretendo permanecer por Portugal. Pegando Pedro Paulo pelo pulso, penetrou pelo patamar, procurando pelos pertences, partiu prontamente, pois pretendia pôr Pedro Paulo para praticar profissão perfeita: pedreiro! Passando pela ponte precisaram pescar para poderem prosseguir peregrinando. Primeiro, pegaram peixes pequenos, porém, passando pouco prazo, pegaram pacus, piaparas, pirarucus. Partindo pela picada próxima, pois pretendiam pernoitar pertinho, para procurar primo Péricles primeiro. Publicação: António Jorge - Português Paranhos - Porto - Portugal
              
              -Por Antônio Jorge.