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how does Mr Krabs get his cheese 😳😳

    Pearl is being used and abused by Mr Krabs to create cheese
    in The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (2004), Mr Krabbs is shown adding "with cheese" to the menu at the Krusty Krab. it is a well known fact that cheese comes from milk. and milk only comes from mammals (specifically female mammals.) however, the only recurring female mammalian characters in Spongebob Squarepants are Pearl Krabs and Sandy Cheeks. and since milk is only produced post-childbirth- and there arent any more underwater squirrels to fuck Sandy, we must assume that Pearl is being used and abused by Mr Krabs to create cheese for his krabby pattys. this is most likely the reason Mr Krabs adopted her in the first place.

    What was your first pegging experience like?

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      My boyfriend expressed an interest in wanting to be pegged. I was very supportive but also intimidated because I don't have a lot of experience with ass play on men. But I went ahead and bought a 15 inch strap-on. It felt really strange to wear the dildo, like, awkward with this purple appendage protruding from my pelvis, pointed at my boyfriend’s poised ass. Once the dildo was inside, I checked in with him to make sure I wasn't hurting him, and he replied, 'Are you in all the way?' After I began thrusting, he said, 'I don't think this is working, it's not big enough!'”

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        My son is addicted to “Nikocado Avocado Fart Porn”

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          Guys help something is going on with my son. So I(41M) have been having a lot of trouble with my son recently. It started out 3 months ago he would start randomly and loudly moaning during eating, he also often started rubbing and smearing the food on him. Then he also started randomly crying during eating. He also would masturbate and cum during eating and he also started going through my wife's (5F) and mine (63M) drawer and cumming in our underwear. Now this would all be normal after all he's a teenage boy and I did the same thing when I was his age. However what made me really caucious was when he started shitting in his hand and smearing it against him and when he would add the shit into his potato porridge and he would eat the whole thing. So I (68M) went looking around his room and wanted to look in his laptop to maybe find what was causing his strange behavior. I open a file titled as "Porn" and find numerous "Nikocado Avocado Fart Compilation" videos. Unfortunately I hear him coming back so I didn't want to be caught by him so I hide in the locker. Then I watch as he sits down and starts watching one of the videos and starts loudly moaning and masturbating and cumming while he is smearing against his body a yoghurt he brought for eating. I was extremely disgusted by this so I got out of the locker thinking I have to go to the toilet to vomit, however I didn't make it in time to the toilet and vomited all over his locker and room and ran out of his room. Now I am sitting here wondering how can I help my son, guys if any of you have any idea what to do please send help.

          I have masturbated to nikocado avocado’s onlyfans and I am disgusted and ashamed of myself

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            Title. I was doing the deed after abstaining for 2 weeks, it first began with normal material the average person would deem suitable, then I progressively edged and got hornier as my session went on. It ended up with me being curious and finishing off to nikocado's nudes, and when the post nut clarity hit, I genuinely wanted to kill myself. It's been a few days and I don't know how to cope with myself, my actions and what I did, along with the fact that I am well aware and am the same person who did do that.