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Eid Al-fitr

    🎉🎊 EID MUBAR-COCK🐓🍆 MY SHAWARMA SHARMOOTAS🥙🥙🥙 RAMADAN IS OVER 🏁🏁🏁 WE GOT 3️⃣ DAYS OF FESTIVITIES 🥳 🎊🎉 TIME TO FEAST 👅 👅 👅 ON SOME PALESTINIAN 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸PUSSY 🐱 NO NEED TO WAIT FOR SUNSET 🌞🌞🌞 TO SUCK THAT DELICIOUS 😋🤤 COCK 🍆 🍆🍆 AND GARGLE 😛🤑BABAS 🧔🏾‍♂️🧔🏾‍♂️BALLSACK 🏀⚽️ BUT MAKE SURE YOU SWALLOW 💦💦💦 YOU NASTY 🤮 😷SAND 🏝🏝SLUT 👳🏾‍♂️👳🏾‍♂️👳🏾‍♂️ POPPING BOTTLES 🍾🍾🍾AND EATING ASS 🍽🍑 IS BACK 🔙🔙ON THE MENU 📜📜📜BUT NOT 🚫🚫🚫 MISS PIGGY’S 🐷🐷🐷JUICY 😩😩😩CHEEKS CAUSE PORK🐖🐖 IS HARAM🐸🐸🐸 BE GENEROUS AND SEND ➡️➡️➡️ THIS TO ALL YOUR HARAM-BAES 🦍🦍🦍 IF YOU GET NONE BACK, YOU’RE ONE☝🏽 HALAL👌🏽 HABIBI👶🏻 IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK YOU’RE A TRUE HOE-JABI🧕🧕🧕 GET 6️⃣9️⃣ BACK AND BE REWARDED WITH 💯 VIRGINS.
    Hey there you sex-deprived sacrificers 🚫🛌🤷🏻‍♀️ you indulging imams 🍆 💦 🕌 you fuck-loving fasters 🥵 👉🏼 👌🏼 😏 it’s time to go from prayboy to playboy 🙏🏼 + 🦵♦️🦵 because we have a need for greed 💴 💰 this eid ✊🏼 🥖 💦 💦 😋 💯 It’s been a crazy 😜 covid cock infested 🦠 😷 🤒 quarantine this year 🏡 ✋🏿🔞so by now I’m sure you wanna meet new people👫 👭🏼👬🏼for dinner 🥘 before you meat them 🍖 💦 😩 for dessert 👋🏼 🍑 😏 So if you’re down to slob on some kebab 👅 🥙 🥖 🥙 with extra tahini ⛽️ 💦 💦 🤤 and are itchin 😩 for a chicken 🍗 & dicken 🍑 💦 🌽 with extra thumeya 🥛 🥛 😉 👌🏼 then cum on down 💦 💦 and let your beast feast 😋 🍴 👄 so you can ram 🐏 💨🌶 🐏 these freshly shaven lambs 🐑 ✂️ 💇 before it’s their bloody 🩸 🌊 time of the month 📅 ⏰ 💁🏻‍♀️ If your prick can’t pick 💁🏻‍♀️ 👈 🧍🏻‍♂️between the two 🤷🏻‍♀️ + 🤷🏻‍♂️ = 🔞🛌 then warm up with a little Shawermuta 🥙 🔥 🥵 and كس"شعري " 👅🦵💎🦵😼before you graduate 👨‍🎓 to Dunkin 👉🏼 🍩 😉 and Bustin Kream 🥴 🍆 💦 💦 😻 on some hoes b’laban 👋🏼🤪🍚 🥛 with Om Ali 👩🏻‍⚕️👩🏻‍⚕️after maghreb 🌚 🌚 😏 That won’t be not enough, “sogo2” 🌭 🌭 even longer 😳 until your sausage goes from a big boom 🍆 💦 💥 🤯 to مفروم 🙊 💀 ⚰️ Be sure shower 🛁 before you deflower 🔞 🌺 🛌 😏 and put on some cologne 🍼 💨 🥰 before you make her moan 😩 😩 ⚡️ so you can be a freak in the sheets 😈🚫 🚪 🛌 but a sheikh in the streets 👳🏽‍♂️👳🏽‍♂️🙏🏼 ☺️ ☪️ Most importantly, don’t forget cuntsent 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏽‍♂️=💞 and to wrap up 🎁 that grape leaf 🍆&🎀=👩🏻‍🤝‍👨🏼 👰 so you make a ma7shy 🎞 🔞🙅🏻‍♀️before you have her mash you🥴 ✊🏼 🥖 💦 💆🏻‍♀️Why waste that suckulent taste 😋 👉🏼 👄 when you’ve prayed to get laid? 🙏🏼 🙏🏼 🏃🏻‍♀️&🏃=🛌 Send this to 10 horny hijabis 🧕 🧕 or else, the only meat that’s gonna get beat 👋🏼 🍖 🦴 🐶 is the little minaret between your legs 🦵🦵 ✊🏼🍆 💨
    It's Finally Eid 😳🙈‼ Ramadan 🚫🍔🍕🍟 Is Officially Over 😝✌🏼️🙅🏽 Say Hello 👋🏼 To Shaytan 👹👺 Cause He's BACK🔂 But I Ain't Worried 🙅🏽 Cause God 👼🏽 Got My Back 🙌🏼💯✔️ Today Make Sure You Pray 🙏🏿🙌🏿 📅 Don't Be Greedy 😡🙄 Give Zakat 💸💰💵 Then Sip Ciroc😈 Summers Just Begun 👅👏🏼 Get Some MorCOCKan Or Kiss Some HijaBAES 🍆💋 Hennything Can Happen In Shaa Allah 🙈🙊 Send To 1️⃣5️⃣ People ‼️ Or Shaytan Will Baghdad Ass Up On You 😂😷
    🎉🎊 EID MUBAR-COCK🐓🍆 MY SHAWARMA SHARMOOTAS🥙🥙🥙 RAMADAN IS OVER 🏁🏁🏁 WE GOT 3️⃣ DAYS OF FESTIVITIES 🥳 🎊🎉 TIME TO FEAST 👅 👅 👅 ON SOME PALESTINIAN 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸PUSSY 🐱 NO NEED TO WAIT FOR SUNSET 🌞🌞🌞 TO SUCK THAT DELICIOUS 😋🤤 COCK 🍆 🍆🍆 AND GARGLE 😛🤑BABAS 🧔🏾‍♂️🧔🏾‍♂️BALLSACK 🏀⚽️ BUT MAKE SURE YOU SWALLOW 💦💦💦 YOU NASTY 🤮 😷SAND 🏝🏝SLUT 👳🏾‍♂️👳🏾‍♂️👳🏾‍♂️ POPPING BOTTLES 🍾🍾🍾AND EATING ASS 🍽🍑 IS BACK 🔙🔙ON THE MENU 📜📜📜BUT NOT 🚫🚫🚫 MISS PIGGY’S 🐷🐷🐷JUICY 😩😩😩CHEEKS CAUSE PORK🐖🐖 IS HARAM🐸🐸🐸 BE GENEROUS AND SEND ➡️➡️➡️ THIS TO ALL YOUR HARAM-BAES 🦍🦍🦍 IF YOU GET NONE BACK, YOU’RE ONE☝🏽 HALAL👌🏽 HABIBI👶🏻 IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK YOU’RE A TRUE HOE-JABI🧕🧕🧕 GET 6️⃣9️⃣ BACK AND BE REWARDED WITH 💯 VIRGINS.

    This MF paid for Twitter

      “This MF paid for Twitter”
No, I didn’t pay for Twitter.
I paid for free speech.
I paid for 1776 to commence again.
I paid for the Founding Fathers’ vision.
I paid to tell Silicon Valley to go screw itself.
I paid to show support for a man who put himself in the line of fire for the First Amendment.
I paid because we support our own.
I paid because if George Washington was alive today, he’d be paying too.
So next time you say I paid for Twitter, just realize how IGNANT (or ignorant, depending on your preference) you sound!

      I had sex (with a woman)

        today I had very hot sex(not gay)(with a woman) and it was pretty fun I fucked her pussy(because she is a woman) and she said she enjoyed it a lot(with a female voice because she is a female). Anyways losing your virginity(to a woman) is very exciting and I hope to do it again(with a woman).

        Gay version

        today I had very hot sex(very gay)(with a man) and it was pretty fun I fucked his ass(because he is a man) and he said he enjoyed it a lot(with a male voice because he is a male). Anyways losing your virginity(to a man) is very exciting and I hope to do it again(with a man).

        Furry version

        today I had very hot sex(not furry)(with a human) and it was pretty fun I fucked her ear(because she is human) and she said she bled a lot(with a human voice because its a human). Anyways losing your virginity(to a human) is very exciting and I hope to do it again(with a human).

        Italian slurs to let out all your anger

          Coglione,stronzo, figlio di puttana, merdaccia, pezzente, frocio, finocchio, bastardo, pezzo di merda, massa informe di materia anfibia, bocchinaro, opera d’arte moderna, brutta copia di Rosario Muniz, comunista, disabile, sei utile come un riccio in una fabbrica di preservativi and finally TERRONE

          Mr Incredible becoming uncanny

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            Pyro from TF2

              ⠂⠄⡂⡐⠠⠠⠠⠄⠄⠄⣀⡠⡤⡤⣆⢦⣄ ⠈⡀⠄⠄⠂⠁⠄⠁⡠⡪⡢⡫⡎⡧⡳⣝⣷⣧ ⠐⢀⠐⠈⠄⠄⢠⠎⢜⢸⢸⢜⡪⣪⢪⢲⢹⢽⡳⡄ ⡈⠠⢀⢡⠋⠉⠫⢶⡨⡪⣊⣦⠗⠚⠺⢾⣎⡧⣏⠇ ⠐⠄⢂⠧⠄⠄⠄⣽⢪⠚⡞⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⡾⡸⡕ ⠈⡀⠸⣱⠄⠄⢀⠞⡜⡹⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡯⡪⡝⠄ ⠂⡠⢁⡪⣂⢠⠪⠁⣇⢣⢣⣀⠄⠄⠐⣀⡼⡑⡜⠆ ⡼⢡⠢⡠⠄⠄⠄⡌⡆⣇⡅⠍⠛⠛⢛⠍⡔⢅⠣⠥⠤⣄ ⡝⡐⢕⢌⠄⠈⠠⠵⣹⣙⠎⡕⢅⢊⠢⡱⡸⢈⠢⠁⢸⣿ ⡯⠐⢅⠢⡂⠄⡘⣈⢂⢢⢑⠌⡢⠡⣫⡮⡨⠠⠁⠂⣸⣿ ⠱⢅⠨⠐⠠⠊⠎⠞⢵⡳⣥⡈⠢⡁⠢⠐⠄⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿ ⠄⡁⠄⢀⡸⢪⠲⠵⣄⠍⢪⢞⡐⠌⠈⠄⠄⢀⣾⡿⣿⡿ ⠄⠂⣴⣿⡐⢡⠑⡸⢠⠫⡀⠕⠁⢀⡠⣔⣮⡿⡯⣟⣿⢿ ⣠⣾⡿⠟⢁⢠⢐⣁⡂⣈⢴⠄⢘⣾⡺⡯⡫⣏⢯⡳⡝⡇ ⣿⣿⠁⠁⠄⢀⠆⣞⢿⣷⢱⠄⡜⡮⡳⡹⡸⡪⣱⡪⡪⠄