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Schrodinger’s blowjob

    Cursed Schrodinger's blowjob copypasta
    Schrodinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmosome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

    I love god. 🙏

      I love god copypasta
      I love god, like I literally love him so much! LIKE OMG I like to put my large 50cm dick into his ass😏 and start whooping like jeSUS christ Oma Lawd SOOOo hottie uwu!!!🥵 He make me wanna come in like 2 seconds but I need to hold it because I am a good prayer so I need to satisfy before myself so I will suck his cock before doing anything right, he will come foutain of holy susy come in my mouth and i swallow it !!!1!? BECAUSE IM A GOOD PRAYER🤲🙏!!! UESAYESSIR! Im LIL NAS Y hahah so i will stay in heaven and sheeesh zamn with JEsus not with satan sheeesh zamn!11 less go mf🤪 I will read The Bible for me and Jesus children everyday!11🧾 GOD IS GOOD GOD IS GREAT! AND GOD IS THICK ASS AF SHEESH ZAMN DADDY GOD UWU HARDER DADy🥶💯🥵🔥

      little german boy don’t go into #nsfw

        Boobtitten analcocken
        no little german boy don’t go into #nsfw

ach mein gott dis channel ist full of boobtitten

oh mein gott! weiner schnitzels!!!

Oh mein gotten it isch full of analcocken

the voman and other voman can kissenfucken? das good very good

        Ratio + maidenless + touch grace

          Touch grace + maidenless
          L + ratio + you have no maidens + you're tarnished + touch grace
          L + ratio + touch grace + maidenless + die in a ditch
          L + RATIO + YOU'RE MAIDENLESS + TOUCH GRACE + EASY BOSS

          Witch Mercy

            Witch Mercy cursed copypasta
            I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Halloween Mercy. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Halloween Mercy pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

            Dear r/teenagers,

              r/teenagers copypasta
              Please shut up.

I get it, you’re horny. But nobody wants to hear about all the times you’ve masturbated to your sibling, and nobody wants to hear about һоѡ your tits got in the way of something. Nobody wants to hear your “pwease be my friend 🥺👉👈” crap when posting stuff like this is exactly the reason why you have no friends. You complain about not having bfs/gfs and yet you post garbage with zero self awareness. “Boobs tits or ass” һоѡ about grass you cum stained landwhale. Go outside. Get some vitamin D. Get some friends. Get something other than erection every time you see a woman.