Vaporeon copypasta but in italian
ciao rega, lo sapete che, in termini di accoppiamento tra umani maschi e pokèmon femminili, vaporeon è il pokèmon più compatibile per gli umani?, non solo sono nel gruppo delle uova di campo (non so come tradurre field egg xd), che comprende per la maggiorparte i mammiferi, i Vaporeon sono alti in media 99 centimetri (3 piedi e 3 pollici) e pesano 28 kg. Questo significa che sono abbastanza larghi da poter sopportare i cazzi umani, e con la loro impressionante statistica base di HP e accesso a "Armatura Acida", potresti pure andarci pesante con uno. A causa della loro biologia principalmente a base d'acqua, non c'è alcun dubbio che un Vaporeon arrapato potrebbe essere incredibilmente bagnato, cosi bagnato che tu potresti scoparne uno per ore senza avere un'irritazione. Possono anche imparare mosse come "Attract", "Baby-Doll eyes", "Captivate", "Charm" e "Tail Whip" (fanculo non traduco le mosse) insieme al fatto che non hanno una pelliccia per nascondere i capezzoli, fanno in modo che sia molto facile farti entrare nel "Mood". Con le loro abilità come idratazione e assorbimento d'acqua, loro posso facilmente riprendersi dalla fatica con abbastanza acqua. Nessun altro Pokèmon va così vicino a questo livello di compatibiltà. Inoltre, fun fact: se gli sborri dentro abbastanza potresti fare diventare un Vaporeon Bianco (uno shiny molto particolare). Vaporeon è letteralmente fatto per i cazzi umani. Una difesa divina + tanti hp + Armatura Acida vuol dire che può prender cazzi per tutto il giorno, di tutte le taglie, forme e ancora volerne di più.
HEY 🗣 HEY 🗣 WHERE THE PROBLEM AT❓
HEY 🗣 HEY 🗣 WHERE THE PROBLEM AT❓
IM SPINNIN 🌪 OFF THESE PERCS 💊 LIKE I’M A LAUNDROMAT 🧺
BITCH PLAYIN WITH MY WOOD 🪵 SHE A LUMBERJACK 🪓
HEY 👋 HEY 👋 WHERE DA PROBLEM AT⁉️ IM SPINNIN 🌪 OFF THESE PERCS 💊 LIKE IM A LAUNDROMAT 🧺
‼️HEY HEY‼️⁉️WHERE THE PROBLEM AT⁉️🤨‼️IM SPINNING ON THESE PERCS LIKE IMA LAUNDROMAT‼️
IM 😈 SPINNING 😈 ON 😈 THESE PERCS 😈 LIKE 😈 IM 😈 A 😈LAUNDROMAT
Open Lyrics
[intro]
(ayy, geo got them bands, huh?)
[chorus]
i just caught a dub with some thugs, rock balenci' (yeah, hey)
i just caught a dub with some thugs, rock balenci' (hey, yeah)
i just poured it up in my cup, shit got icky (yeah)
she pulling up, she sucking on the dick, this shit got sticky (yeah)
i stab you in your back if i don't fuck with you like ricky (fuck 'em)
i can't trust a soul, i keep this stick on me, lil' blicky
i just went and peeled off, gle, 'cause shit got shifty
bitch, i need to geek up, get a lil' higher or i'ma get a lil' pissy
[post-chorus]
(hey, hey) where the problem at?
(hey, hey) i'm spinning off these percs like i'm a laundromat
(hey, hey) bitch playin' with my wood, she a lumberjack
(hey, hеy) ayy, i just touched an m but i doubled that
[verse]
we hеard you was snitching, yeah, how you proud of that? (ack)
i just took lil' cranky, bitch, i'm out of here (lil' crank)
i'm sipping on this mud, lil' bitch, i don't sip no beer (no way)
what you said? what you owe? (owe)
i'm full of red from head to toe (from head to toe)
yeah, i thought i was dead, had to let you know (you know, uh)
yeah, my demons said, "no, don't let go"
yeah, diamonds flooded
walking on this beat, then i scrub it
this bitch went brush her teeth, and she love it
yeah, smoke 'em like some sheets, the clip hold 40's
my pockets got obese, ginormous
bitch boy on the cross (cross), i got them forgis
can't buy you none of this sauce, you couldn't afford it (no way)
i'm rich 'cause i'm a boss, i been on forbe's list (yo)
diamonds glistening i just flossed (flossed), flossed
seen you walking down the street, yeah, before you crossed
i got killers on my team and they get you lost (get you lost)
take the perc', mix with the bean, yeah-yeah, that's my sauce (that's my sauce, mix it up)
[chorus]
i just caught a dub with some thugs, rock balenci'
i just caught a dub with some thugs, rock balenci' (hey, yeah)
i just poured it up in my cup, shit got icky
she pulling up, she sucking on the dick, this shit got sticky (ha)
i stab you in your back if i don't fuck with you like ricky
i can't trust a soul, i keep this stick on me, lil' blicky
i just went and peeled off, gle, 'cause shit got shifty
bitch, i need to geek up, get a lil' higher or i'ma get a lil' pissy
[post-chorus]
(hey, hey) where the problem at?
(hey, hey) i'm spinning off these percs like i'm a laundromat
(hey, hey) bitch playing with my wood, she a lumberjack
(hey, hey) ayy, i just touched an m but i doubled that
HEEY👨🏻 HEEY👨🏻
HEY👴🏾HEYY👴🏾
HEY👴🏻 HEYY👴🏻
HEYY 🧑🦽 HEYY 👴🏻 WHERE DA PROBLEM AT ⁉️
NFT’s are racist.
Well, believe me, it's crystal clear: NFT's are racist.
You don't believe this, huh? Well, I'm going to explain it to you.
First off, the name. The The Bored Ape Yacht Club wants you to believe that "NFT" stands for Non-fungible token. This name might be an accurate name for the images of apes that are sold, but it also stands for "n****r(s) for trade". This is absolutely not okay.
NFT's have been fully covered on national news and they usual tell you that images of apes are being traded. What they don't tell you, is that those apes usually have big lips, golden chains and rings and contains an awful lot of stereotypes. NFT's use apes as a methaphor for the stereotypical black communty.
This can be explained: NFT's were invented on 4chan. 4chan is the breedplace of 99% of evil on the internet. The /pol/ communty, already infamous for it's racism and anti-semitism. created NFT's because they want to insult black people. Using complex trading methods on specific websites on the internet and needing a fast connection to the world wide web they try to exclude as many black people (mainly the African continent).
It even goes beyond that. Neo-Nazi artists, like Ben Garisson and StoneToss have recently used this way of trading to sell their art full of hate. They can do this because NFT's are completely anonymous.
Republicans and right-wingers say they screenshot NFT's. This is not an harmless joke, they try to demonstrate how 'worthless' NFT's (abbreviation for: N****r(s) for Trade) are.
Stop NFT's. Make a hashtag and cancel 'em. Cut off people that trade NFT's. Stop racism.
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I just wooooshed my parents during my grandma’s death
Hello there, So basically what happened was I was browsing through Reddit but then my parents (I posted them onto r/entitledparents cause that’s what heroes do) wanted me to go to the hospital to see my grandma one last time. I really didn’t want to but I decided to go since it’s basically free r/cringetopia karma (I need enough karma to post on r/dankmemes) so then at my grandma’s bed, she was saying cringe stuff like “I always loved the smile on your face, M13 (me)” or “I really want to see you again, I love you” so then I decided to say “ok boomer” (cause it would be free r/unexpected karma) but then she passed away. My cringe parents were talking about how disrespectful that was while they were crying (LOL CAUGHT IN 4K) so then I, M13 told them that they got busted onto r/entitledparents. I was then taken to the orphanage since my parents didn’t understand any of my memes (cringe parents don’t understand 21st century humor) but at least I got to show the other kids there my funny wholesome memes.