Jaden Animations is obviously not aroace. For many reasons, which I will state now: Number one, gay people aren't real Number two, she is my waifu and cannot be aroace. Number three, I said so Number four, she has a father figure so she cannot be gay Number 5, I had a dream we had sex so she's straight Number 6, I'm always right Number seven, she's doing it for attention Number eight, this only happened after Biden got in office. Arguments are pointless, there is absolutely no way you can argue about this.
Throwaway account cause I know people who browse reddit.
So I've been really repressed sexually, and I'd heard a few rumours about a glory hole at a local sex store. I really wanted a blowjob so I got curious and went in, asking the lady at the counter and she ushered me through the store room into a dimly lit area with 2 doors. She said "get sucked in the left, suck in the right".
I was really horny at this point, and before I knew it I'd opened the door on the right and sat down on some suspectly stained cushions on the floor. I was nervous, shaking almost, but I had a raging boner and was brimming with excitement. Why had I opened this door?
I wasn't sure if I had to do anything first, I'd done no research as to how glory hole etiquette goes, but all of a sudden I heard the door and then shuffling and someone unzipping their trousers on the other side, and you guessed it, a floppy cock slid through the hole and a bit dazed, I looked it over. It was really clean, no hair and a massive head. So I cautiously start sucking on the tip, licking the shaft up and down and the guy is moaning. I've never sucked a dick before but it got hard almost instantly in my mouth and it was brilliant. I sucked and licked for about 3 minutes, forgetting to breath almost, before the guy knocked on the wall and all of a sudden he shot his load right down my throat - it tickled my tonsils on the way past - and I just kind held it in my mouth and then he went soft and pulled out the hole. He said "fuck that was great" and I just sat back wiping the excess cum off my mouth.
Now I felt quite liberated, but I didn't feel done. I waited for maybe 20 minutes before I heard the door and someone else came in - and I sucked them off, about 5 minutes this time. I got that load mostly on my face because they didn't knock until late but I still licked it all up. I waited in there for another hour or so and sucked off 3 more guys, all with really nice cocks and all within about 5 minutes or so. After the 5th I was getting hungry so I used some of the wet wipes on a nearby table to clean my face and hurriedly walked out.
I didn't know what to expect when I went into the room but I really loved it and eating cum was a real turn on. I should point out I'm a straight 29 year old male and I've never experimented with a guy before and I'm definitely not gay or wanting any relationship with a man. I no longer feel repressed and I think I might go back at some point just for the experience.
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So, it's been a month since I started dating my crush. We hold hands every Sunday. But this time, I held her hand a bit more passionately and a week later she started having headaches and started puking. At first I thought she was just sick, but when it continued for a while, I started fearing the worst. I told her to get a pregnancy test. She took it and the result was positive. We were both shocked. I'm not ready to be a father. What do I do? I knew there was a risk of pregnancy when I held her hand, but I never expected it to happen. Don't hold hand, kids
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