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All French people are sex offenders

    France created Napoleon, Napoleon is an ice cream flavor, Joe Biden eats ice cream, Joe Biden defeated Donald Trump, Donald Trump was friends with Jeffrey Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein was a sex offender
    
    Therefore all French people are sex offenders

    UNBENCH THE KENCH 🐸

      UNBENCH THE KENCH copypasta
      UNROLL THE TADPOLE 🐸 UNCLOG THE FROG 🐸 UNLOAD THE TOAD 🐸 UNINHIBIT THE RIBBIT 🐸 UNSTICK THE LICK 🐸 UNIMPRISON THE AMPHIBIAN 🐸 UNMUTE THE NEWT 🐸UNBENCH THE KENCH 🐸 PERMIT THE KERMIT 🐸 DEFOG THE POLLIWOG 🐸
      UNROLL THE TADPOLE  UNCLOG THE FROG  UNLOAD THE TOAD  UNINHIBIT THE RIBBIT  UNSTICK THE LICK  UNIMPRISON THE AMPHIBIAN  UNMUTE THE NEWT  UNBENCH THE KENCH  PERMIT THE KERMIT  DEFOG THE POLLIWOG
      UNROLL THE TADPOLE 🐸 UNCLOG THE FROG 🐸 UNLOAD THE TOAD 🐸 UNINHIBIT THE RIBBIT 🐸 UNSTICK THE LICK 🐸 UNIMPRISON THE AMPHIBIAN 🐸 UNMUTE THE NEWT 🐸UNBENCH THE KENCH 🐸 PERMIT THE KERMIT 🐸 DEFOG THE POLLIWOG 🐸
      
      ╠═══╣Lets build a ladder╠═══╣

      Meu nome é Yoshikage Kira

        Meu nome é Yoshikage Kira. Tenho 33 anos. Minha casa fica na parte nordeste de Morioh, onde todas as casas estão, e eu não sou casado. Eu trabalho como funcionário das lojas de departamentos Kame Yu e chego em casa todos os dias às oito da noite, no máximo. Eu não fumo, mas ocasionalmente bebo. Estou na cama às 23 horas e me certifico de ter oito horas de sono, não importa o que aconteça. Depois de tomar um copo de leite morno e fazer cerca de vinte minutos de alongamentos antes de ir para a cama, geralmente não tenho problemas para dormir até de manhã. Assim como um bebê, eu acordo sem nenhum cansaço ou estresse pela manhã. Foi-me dito que não houve problemas no meu último check-up. Estou tentando explicar que sou uma pessoa que deseja viver uma vida muito tranquila. Eu cuido para não me incomodar com inimigos, como ganhar e perder, isso me faria perder o sono à noite. É assim que eu lido com a sociedade e sei que é isso que me traz felicidade. Embora, se eu fosse lutar, não perderia para ninguém.

        Amouranth mod

          Amouranth mod copypasta
          I don’t need you. There are a whole lot of other streamers that deserve my time and support. As they say there are plenty of other fish in the sea. Fish without husbands too... you liar skank. I will no longer be dedicating 1/3 of my day to moderating your chat. Let the wildebeests roam... and if you need me, I’ll be in STPeach’s chat from now on. You may not know this but I actually do watch her streams after yours are over. And I’ve been a 6 month subscriber as well... I donated her $30 the other day and said her outfit looked cute - she said I’m a sweetheart. Things are looking up for me (and down for you). This is where I bid farewell to you, have fun being a liar bitchface.

          you fool. you absolute buffoon.

            you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grinds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn't want war, but I didn't start it.

            🥳MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS ☃️🎉

              Every Christmas copypasta

              🥳MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS ☃️🎉 ITS DICKMAS TIME 😈😼👌🏼👈🏼💦 H0E H0E H0E 🌬🌬 SANTA CLAUS 🎅 IS CUMMING ❄️ TO TOWN 😜😜 SHOUT OUT MY BOY J-CHRIST 🙏🏼😇 😇TONIGHT WE CELEBRATE TH0TMAS 👯♀️👩❤️💋👩 OPEN YA GIFTS AND LEGS 🙈🙊🤯🤯 🍆💦 ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU 😈 🤪😋😍💦