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Steam Game Review checklist template

    ---{ Graphics }---
    ☐ You forget what reality is
    ☐ Beautiful
    ☐ Good
    ☐ Decent
    ☐ Bad
    ☐ Don‘t look too long at it
    ☐ MS-DOS
    
    ---{ Gameplay }---
    ☐ Very good
    ☐ Good
    ☐ It's just gameplay
    ☐ Mehh
    ☐ Watch paint dry instead
    ☐ Just don't
    
    ---{ Audio }---
    ☐ Eargasm
    ☐ Very good
    ☐ Good
    ☐ Not too bad
    ☐ Bad
    ☐ I'm now deaf
    
    ---{ Audience }---
    ☐ Kids
    ☐ Teens
    ☐ Adults
    ☐ Grandma
    
    ---{ PC Requirements }---
    ☐ Check if you can run paint
    ☐ Potato
    ☐ Decent
    ☐ Fast
    ☐ Rich boi
    ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
    
    ---{ Difficulty }---
    ☐ Just press 'W'
    ☐ Easy
    ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
    ☐ Significant brain usage
    ☐ Difficult
    ☐ Dark Souls
    
    ---{ Grind }---
    ☐ Nothing to grind
    ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
    ☐ Isn't necessary to progress
    ☐ Average grind level
    ☐ Too much grind
    ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
    
    ---{ Story }---
    ☐ No Story
    ☐ Some lore
    ☐ Average
    ☐ Good
    ☐ Lovely
    ☐ It'll replace your life
    
    ---{ Game Time }---
    ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
    ☐ Short
    ☐ Average
    ☐ Long
    ☐ To infinity and beyond
    
    ---{ Price }---
    ☐ It's free!
    ☐ Worth the price
    ☐ If it's on sale
    ☐ If u have some spare money left
    ☐ Not recommended
    ☐ You could also just burn your money
    
    ---{ Bugs }---
    ☐ Never heard of
    ☐ Minor bugs
    ☐ Can get annoying
    ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
    ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
    
    ---{ ? / 10 }---
    ☐ 1
    ☐ 2
    ☐ 3
    ☐ 4
    ☐ 5
    ☐ 6
    ☐ 7
    ☐ 8
    ☐ 9
    ☐ 10
    
    
    ☐ ☑

    Open Satire Version

    ---{ Condition }---
    
    ☑ AIDS
    
    ☐ Cancer
    
    ☑ Micropenis
    
    ☑ Baldness
    
    ☐ Fever
    
    ☐ Congutivities
    
    ☑ Furry
    
    ---{ Likes? }---
    
    ☑ Kids
    
    ☑ Teens (Under 18)
    
    ☐ Adults
    
    ---{ Sex }---
    
    ☐ Very good
    
    ☐ Good
    
    ☐ Not too bad
    
    ☐ Bad
    
    ☑ None
    
    ---{ Time to c(u)m }---
    
    ☑ Time is irrelevant
    
    ☐ Short
    
    ☐ Average
    
    ☐ Long
    
    ☐ To infinity and beyond
    
    ---{ Parental Love }---
    
    ☑ Isn't necessary to progress
    
    ☐ Average
    
    ☐ Too much
    
    ---{ Inteligense }---
    
    ☐ Very good
    
    ☐ Good
    
    ☐ Not too bad
    
    ☐ Bad
    
    ☑ I do reviews with template
    
    ---{ Game }---
    
    Yeah, it's good. You should play it.

    Standing here I realize

      Standing here I realize lyrics or Raiden punching Armstrong meme lyrics
      Standing here, I realize you were
      Just like me trying to make history.
      But who's to judge the right from wrong.
      When our guard is down I think we'll both agree.
      That violence breeds violence.
      But in the end it has to be this way.
      I've curved my own path, you've followed your wrath;
      But maybe we're both the same.
      The world has turned, and so many have burned.
      But nobody is to blame.
      It's tearing across this barren wasted land.
      I feel new life could be born beneath
      The blood stained sand.

      Metal Gear Raiden

        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣷⣦⠈⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣇⠀⠀⣠⣤⣀⣤⣄⣠⣤⡤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⣿⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⠿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣇⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⡿⢛⣿⡗⣿⣿⡏⠙⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⢂⢌⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⡷⢋⣥⣾⣿⢯⣶⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣷⣾⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⣡⣶⣿⡟⠋⠀⢠⣯⣯⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣷⣿⡟⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⣉⣴⣿⣿⣯⣿⣧⠀⣀⣾⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣧⣿⡿⣫⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣿⣻⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣟⣵⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⢻⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣅⠈⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⡿⠛⢱⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⣿⠿⠋⠀⠀⣼⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⡿⣫⣾⣿⣍⡛⣯⣿⡟⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⡇⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⠯⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣁⣰⣿⣿⣿⠿⠁⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⢿⣷⣤⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⠁⣼⣿⣿⣿⣗⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠻⣿⣿⠛⢧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠿⣿⣿⣶⣼⣿⣆⣈⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣖⣼⣏⣭⣅⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡏⢿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣶⡌⢿⣿⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢹⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢸⣽⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⡃⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣷⡘⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢡⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣇⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣧⢱⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⡆⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣴⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣜⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠋⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⡟⠿⣿⣾⣦⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠃⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⡻⣶⡲⡄ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠋⠉⠑⠀

        Ninjago

          Long before time had a name, Ninjago was created by the first Spinjitzu master by using the four weapons of Spinjitzu, The Scythe Of Quakes, The Nun-Chucks Of Lightning, The Shurikens Of Ice, The Sword Of Fire. Weapons so strong, noone could handle all of their power at once, When he passed away his sons swore to protect them bit the oldest was consumed by darkness and wanted to posses them. A Battle between brothers broke out but the oldest was struck down and banished to the underworld, peace returned and the younger brother hid the weapons but knowing his older brother's ambition for power, he placed a guardian to rotect them, and for fear from his own demise a map for an honest man to hide, that honest man was your father and the older brother is lord Garmadon and i need to find those weapons before he does

          GlamCock Freddy

            ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣀⡴⢲⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡶⢿⠋⣻⣿⣟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠒⢂⣀⣽⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣭⠷⠿⣧⣶⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢄⠶⠯⣾⣿⠷⠛⠋⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⠀⣠⣾⠟⠥⠶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡆⣸⠴⠶⣄⣀⣀⣨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⣿⠉⠀⠀⠈⢉⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⠁ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣀⠀⢀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠉⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⠁⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⢀⣠⣤⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢛⣱⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⠿⠛⠋⠁⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠿⠿⠛⠋⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

            I am sick and tired of lolicon and pedophile culture

              Lolicon slander copypasta
              I am so tired of having to selectively pick the anime i watch, for fear of being exposed to some stupid fucking teenage girl being sexualized to HELL.
              
              Why is it so fucking common, every little dirty degenerate out there just says "ohhhh because they're cute and innocent and i am a dirty pig who wants to corrupt!!!!" But they know deep down that's not the fucking answer, deep down they know something is wrong with their mushed up brain, but they never acknowledge it. I am so so tired of it. I am so so tired of liking anime. I am so so tired of otaku culture, even though i am not a part of it, and refuse to get near it in fear of running in the same circles as a disgusting pedophile.
              
              I wish for the day that people finally acknowledge it sucks and just stop. I don't know what to do about my blunder.
              
              You might think this is a stupid thing to fixate on and i know it is, but these are the kind of people who can ruin others too, for no reason other than for their pleasure. Ive seen sick fucks use their shitty kiddie porn to try to groom real children. Ive seen how unhinged these fuckers can be, and the fact it sticks with me pisses me off, the fact these people exist pisses me off, and i wish for every single one of these people, who willingly sexualize kids and act as if its ok, to drop dead.