Before you start typing, hear me out:
When you're having sex, what do you feel ass you penetrate your girl? That's right, her cheeks clapping on your crotch area. It enhances the pleasure and resists the impact of your thrusts, which allows you to go all in. When you're not having sex, what hurts to have more? That's right, tits. They give you back pain and it gets worse the bigger they are while ass cheeks give you a free pillow to sit on.
And back to sex, specifically, lesbian sex. You know how they tease each others' nipples? That doesn't work with big tits, as they're less sensitive as small tits, so you're often better off having ass over tits.
And back to straight sex, what the fuck can you do if your girl isn't big up there? You can grope and tease her, but titfucks are not an option. There are other ways to tease a woman like neck kisses and stuff.
Now I like big tits, I love them, but I think it's rational to pick ass; So I was born a tits man, but I am an ass man by choice.
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Megumin's cuteness is a miracle of the universe, it behooves you to create as many little megumins as humanly possible.
With back-to-back pregnancies every 10.5 months and assuming she hits menopause around age 51, you could get around 43 births out of her.
Statistically some of those will be twins, with the rate generally increasing with age and height/weight. Using data from https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/products/databriefs/db80.htm you'd get an average twinning rate of 44.1 per 1000 births. It would be on the low side initially, but as her body fat percentage rose from pregnancy it would even out. With those numbers you'd expect to get 2 sets of twins, but if she has a family history of twins that could rise to around 4-5.
If you gave her certain fertility drugs (specifically gonadotropins), that would increase the chances of multiple birth substantially to 3 in 10, with around 5% of those being triplets or more. In that case, you'd expect 13 sets of twins, with one of them potentially being triplets instead.
So you should have 45 children with Megumin if you do it naturally, and 57 children if you use fertility drugs.
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My boyfriend, of almost 18 months, and I have a pretty good relationship all things considered. I have a well-paying job and he currently is self employed and doesn't make much but we are hoping he will be making a lot soon. He moved in with me while starting his own business to cut costs. Before this I had maybe been to his place a handful of times, and it was always disgusting there, but he would blame it on his roommate and I would have no reason not to believe him.
However since he moved in with me he will walk around naked 95% of the time. This doesn't really bother me but at random points throughout the day, usually 3 or 4 times he will just stop whatever he's doing a jerk off on the spot. For example earlier today he jerked off on the coach and just came all over it and left it there. When I asked him to clean it up he was like "in a minute" in a tone like I was his mom.
He does this all the time. Cums and just leaves it. I found a pile of old cum in the spare bathroom last week I don't know why he's doing this I've asked him to stop but he doesn't seem to be stopping what can I do?
