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I WANT TO FUCK BRAIXEN SO BAD

    Braixen copypasta
    I WANT TO FUCK BRAIXEN SO BAD I WANT TO SLURP UP HER LEGS LIKE BIG NOODLES I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF OF HER FAT ASS I WANT TO DUMP MY CUM IN HER RUMP EVERY SINGLE NIGHT I WANT TO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK BRAIXEN SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD PLEASE GOD FUCK I WANT TO BLAST ENDLESS BUSTS INTO HER LITTLE FOX WOMB I WANT TO GLAZE HER LIKE A DONUT WITH MY CUM FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WANNA PUMP PUMP FUCK FUCK HER FOX BUTT I WANT TO TASTE EVERY INCH OF HER BODY OOH MMMMYYY FUCKIIINNGGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD PLEASE I WANT TO FUCK BRAIXEN I WANT TO FUCK BRAIXEN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IF I HAD A CHANCE TO FUCK BRAIXEN I WOULD NEVER CUM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HER FOX PUSSYYYYYYY PLEASE PLEASE OMMGGG IM SO HORNY WHEN I SEE BRAIXEN I CANT STAND IT I HAVE TO FUCK BRAIXEN I WONT CUM TO ANYTHING BUT BRAIXEN HELP ME FUCK BRAIXEN SO HORNY FOR FOX ASS OMG PLEASE FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK OH MY FUCKING GOD IMAGINE BEING A POKEMON TRAINER AND SEEING HER FAT BUTT AND THIGHS BOUNCING WHEN FIGHTING I WOULD BE STRINGING CUMS SHOOTING FAT ROPES EVERY TIME I SAW HER FUCK FUCK FUCK I WANT TO FUCK BRAIXEN I WANT TO FUCK BRAIXEN

    The role model what a genius of a man

      Ronaldo copypasta
      The role model what a genius of a man he's got time for any football fan out there this is what heart and soul is all about he's giving his time and also so giving his heart the passion in person really passionate he is putting confidence in the man believe in yourself yes he is a millionaire see it's not all about money he cares about maybe the whole world if you had the chance to talk to everyone he would take his time to talk to any stranger that shows what kind of man he is his passion confident hearts also positive he is so trust giving good vibes a good sense of humour I remember he said this I don't want the (Coca-Cola) just water for me it's good for you what are legends, Cristiano Ronaldo

      Folks have hated Cristiano since 2003

        Folks have hated Cristiano copypasta
        Folks have hated Cristiano since 2003. It's nothing new.
        
        Hyper comodified modernity has bred a global crisis of socially ingrained low self esteem, so we are programmed to envy and despise those who don't hate themselves; those who are confident, good looking, and seem to have it all.
        
        I'm guilty of this too. I hated the guy until ~2014. The sexual assault is fucked up and he should be maligned for that, but if we're being honest with ourselves, most of you didn't start disliking him when that broke out - that just gave you a convenient excuse to continue feeling what they were already feeling.
        
        So I'm here to ruffle feathers and state verbatim what I believe -
        
        CR7 is greater than that mild mannered pushover Argentine with a soft bodied in game mentality.

        I just have one things on my mind. That’s cristiano Ronaldo.

          Ronaldo vs Messi copypasta
          I just have one things on my mind. That's cristiano Ronaldo. I'm doing this video to make believe that how I'm a big fan of Cristiano Ronaldo. Cristiano Ronaldo! Cristiano Ronaldo! Cristtiiaannooo Ronaallddooo! He is main on planet. He is the main. Best player ever seen. Look at the Messi's. Last three years knockout estage from the quarter finals of the champions league. Real Maded Ronaldo. Alone taking the team to the finals again and again and setting the record Messi fans, o refree, o VAR. Bottler fans. You can't do anything and say.. it's sameful to talk with you.. broo!

          Christiano Ronaldo this year

            Ronaldo copypasta
            Dear Cristiano,
            
            Cristiano Ronaldo this year:
            
            🏆 Italian Cup.
            
            🏆 Italian Super Cup.
            
            ⚽️ Top scorer of the Euro Cup.
            
            ⚽️ Top scorer of the Italian Championship.
            
            ⚽️ Top scorer for Juventus in the 2020/21 season.
            
            ⚽️ Top scorer for Manchester United in the 2021/22 season.
            
            🥇 Became the top scorer in football history in official goals.
            
            🥇 Became the greatest scorer in the history of all teams in the world.
            
            🥇 Became the greatest scorer and greatest assistant in the history of the Euro Cup.
            
            *43 goals in the year, 6 goals in 5 games in this Champions League, all decisive and a guy who, regardless of age, continues to work miracles and is the guy who most impresses the world most often.
            
            They still put the guy in 6th… Do you really think that 5 guys did more than him in the year? Never.
            
            He could fight for this award calmly and the fight would be good with Lewandowski who in individual numbers was incredible and Bayern had a better season than Juventus and has been having a calmer season than United, but at the national selection level. example Cristiano was much better.
            
            And who does the prize go to? For Messi, who only won the Copa del Rey by Barcelona, ​​he hasn't scored a goal against Real Madrid since when Cristiano left, disappeared in the big games of the season, won the Copa America that was supposed to be every 4 years and do practically every year. He didn't score in the final or the semifinal. And he's been having a weak season with PSG individually.
            
            For Cristiano to win this prize he has to be 300% unquestionable. It's no use scoring the most beautiful bike of the year, being champion of everything by club, top scorer of everything and scoring a hat-trick in the World Cup, they still provide a way to take the prize from him.
            
            With Messi, it's the other way around. He can do a low-key season, way below, they'll always find a way to favor him and give him the prize.
            
            Theft. Dirt. Shame. Simply regrettable.
            
            Who saw, saw. Anyone with enough intelligence knows who the real deserving ones are.
            
            Receiving awards without earning it is false happiness, without pride.
            
            Regardless of these awards, the CR7 will always be the best in history!
            Factos 👍👀

            Ronaldo stole all the penalties

              Ronaldo or Penaldo copypasta
              I was at Afghanistan and the Taliban here were administrating death penalties to people. Suddenly out of nowhere a man came and stole all those penalties. It was penaldo. I'm proud of you penaldo for saving the people of Afghanistan.
              I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison for my execution but, when i got there they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you Penaldo