🛑⚠️‼️ ALERT ‼️ WARNING ‼️⚠️🛑 IT IS JANUARY 31ST‼️THIS IS THE LAST DAY OF THE MONTH‼️🤯😳😱 NEXT UP ☝️☝️☝️ FEBRUARY 😰🥶🤮 ‼️BETTER GET YOUR ❤️ 💕 VALENTINE'S DAY 💕 ❤️ GIFTS NOW‼️ SO YOU 🛑DON'T🛑 DISAPPOINT 😢😔😓 YOUR LOVED ONES 🥰 BECAUSE YOU'RE A FORGETFUL 🤔😬 FUCK 🤬‼️ HOW HARD 🧐🤔 IS IT TO SET A REMINDER ANYWAY⁉️❓❗ OUR PHONES HAVE INTEGRATED CALENDARS 📆🗓️ MFER‼️ ⚠️🛑‼️ IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO GET LAID IN TWO WEEKS, HEED MY WARNING ‼️🛑⚠️
When you have a bad day, give up. Go home and sleep. Fuck it. Try again tomorrow. Not every bad day can become a good day. Some days are fucked and cannot be unfucked. When you have a day that is fucked beyond repair, that is the universe speaking to you; sending you a message, listen to the universe. Go home. Save your energy. Tomorrow is another day. For now, just fucking chill
Ayo EDP (Edward Dickle Pants) Tell me why your ears are in the nether and yo eyebrows on max brightness and yo neck is in incognito mode boy you look like the muffin mans drug dealer boy you got a level 6 diglet stickin out the top of yo head boy. You look like you got baptized in the chum bucket yo momma used bakugons as anal beads you lost yo virginity to an armadillo on a trampoline in mid air. Ayo shut yo indian cricket, ribbit ribbit, spinner fidget, stupid midget, genji main, mega brain, grandpa beat you with a cane, half eaten onion ring, Burger King, mustard packet, ups employee of the month, waluigi, dirty squeegee, lil nas X hey panini run my dick you’ll see a genie, demon slayer, howdy neighbor, 353 pound Fortnite player looking ass up boy. Open my mouth and take my cupcake. Now swallow it….. good job here hold on let me burp you. Bum ahh boy ayo here’s yo months rent. BUM AHH BOY
God why can’t this be me? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK. My rage will never be satiated, the hatred that grows within me will never be tamed by Kikuri’s hand beating against my body. This world is cruel and pointless, God himself has condemned me to this disgusting cockroach planet with nothing. I’m tortured by the view into a better world while being condemned to this godforsaken planet. I hate it so much, I can’t take being here anymore. Every second without Kikuri assaulting me and calling me slurs before hatefucking is a second of pointlessness and agony. Every second without her threatening to smash my fucking skull in as I sob and beg for her to stop is the worst pain any human being can experience. My pain is constant and sharp, and I don’t wish for a better world for anyone.
oh my fucking god i want nijika to perform the fnaf 5 real ending on me. I so desperately want her to tear my organs out and make a little home inside. I need her to beat the actual ever-living shit out of me. I need her to make me her drums. I want to rip off my skin in one fell swoop and line her drums with it. She will slowly and painfully gourge out my eyballs with her drumsticks. Should i seek help? Is there any hope for me at all left?
This is fucking hilarious! Obviously you either were molested as a child, dropped several times as a baby, or you’re just braindead. What you gonna do you dildo?! Ya gonna pull out a magic wand out your ass and try to angrily masturbate away the tears?! Though I shouldn’t expect any different from an inbred shitstain who comes from a country that can’t tell the difference between a school and a shooting range! Go and cry about it you infant! And keep away from real children, I’m sure those restraining orders are still valid! I’m not even reading the dogshit you’re putting you clown. I’m here laughing my ass off at the how desperately you keep pulling any excuse out your ass to keep from admitting that you’re too mentally retarded to know the difference between fiction and real life. Now if you’re gonna keep trying to change the subject from your shame at being locked up in a home for victims of anal abuse then I’d suggest you also try and figure out how to correctly tell the difference between a school and a shooting range since none of the other morons from your nation seem to be able to tell them apart.