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This is me. Literally me.

    This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

    Look Pim

      Look Pim copypasta
      Look Pim, I know it's our job to help this guy and everything, but I think this guy's a lost cause. He's obviously made up his mind, why don't we just cut our losses and get out of here.

      Liberal school -vs- Republican school

        Liberal Joe Biden school
        Liberal Joe Biden school in 2021🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😱😂🤣🤣
        
        8:00: get on 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 trans bus🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈😧
        
        8:40: transgender class
        
        9:00: burn flag school😦
        
        9:30: blm terrorism class🤯
        
        2:00: Joe Biden 😱😱😂🤣
        
        3:00: vegan & hate god lunchtime 🤨
        
        Republican School 🇺🇸
        
        12:00 praise American flag😏
        
        1:00 fire gun at liberal school👍
        
        2:00 sex and fishing 😎🇺🇸
        
        3:00 praise god and trump🇺🇸🇺🇸
        
        4:00. Muscles class👍💪
        
        Run over Joe Biden with trump car class 👀🇺🇸🇺🇸
        
        Which school better smart?🧐

        Why a dick as big as the Eiffel tower is not as impressive as you may think

          Eiffel tower dick copypasta
          in Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, “I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a dick as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be fucked by this dick, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be. The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his dick would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not fucking the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick.

          Schödinger’s Blowjob

            Schödinger's Blowjob copypasta
            Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

            Discord Down

              Discord is down copypasta
              Discord's down. Fear not, kitten. Daddy shall return with nitro in clutch. The six month one, like promised. However, those at Discord headquarters... shall not be treated so mercifully. Anyone who severes my connection with kitten will experience a hell no devil can offer!
              i cant talk to my kitten.....grr....my...demon..arecoming out..iCANT HANDLE THIS..
              10 mins without discord.. i miss my kittens.. i dont know what to do.. i think im dying