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Midna

    Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of pussy and ass. She's just floating drumsticks with a smug single fang grin. That's not even artists exaggerating it, her body mass is actually 80% in her cheeks, thighs, and pot belly. She's not a pear, she's a lightbulb. They had to know exactly what the fuck they were doing. I refuse to believe otherwise. People being creepy fuckers and sexualizing the Inklings and the bird girl from Wind Waker and all that shit, sure, that's on the fans. But Midna being a forty pound pussy that grinds on top of Link's head and bosses him around is 100% on Nintendo. Her imp form was actually MORE sexualized than her true form, which is astonishing since her true form is literally a completely naked woman in harem silks with black bodypaint covering over her bits.

    Chinese Spy Balloon

      HEY 👋 all you 😘 kinky SPY sluts 😈 feeling a little HOT 🥵 under 👎 this chinese HOT 🥵 air 🎈balloon?? well I 🙋‍♀️have just 🤪 the thing 🧐 for you 😍💁‍♀️ A nice WARM ⭐️ CUM STORM ⭐️ is inCUMMING 🤪🤪 YOUR 👏 WAY 😋 according to the weather ⛈️⛈️ balloon 💭 make sure you 😜 have your CUMbrella ☔️ becuase it’s 🤩 getting 💁‍♀️ real WET 💦😩 out there🥵🥵 if you’re 🫣 feeling extra 😜 spicy 🌶️ you can have 💁‍♀️ our LIMITED TIME 💷 SEAMEN NOODLES 🍜 brought directly 😝 to your house 🏠 via our sexy 😏 chinese spy strippers 😫😫😩 send this to 🔟 of your HOTTEST 🥵 hong kong whores 🫦🫦 if you get 🔟 replies back then daddy 👅 china 🇨🇳 will cum 💦 to your house and give you a a BIG 😝 juicy 💦💦 BUTT FUCK 😜😜😏😈 if you get 5️⃣ replies back ☔️😩then you’re 🫵 a sexy little 😵‍💫 semen demon 😈😈😈 if you get 0️⃣ replies back 🤢 then you’re 🙄 a boring limp dick 😬 LOSER 🤮 who’s 😂🤣 getting NUKED 😝 by daddy CCP’s CUM 💦 STRIKE 😫

      If youre not basically fingering your asshole when you wipe, you need help

        Obligatory fuck off eurocucks, no one cares about your homoerotic bidets

Anyway, I used to just wipe the outside. My ass would always be itchy. Then I read this wikihow article that said you shouldnt be afraid to stick your finger in your ass when youre wiping to get it good. So i started doing that. Basically I finger my asshole a bunch when I wipe. You clean on the inside a bunch until theres nothing on the paper. Shit is based, never been itchy since

If youre not doing this, seek jesus. And again, fuck off eurogays.

        I want MONEY. All I want is MONEY.

          I don't get the way you guys think. I want MONEY. 6 figures right out of college. 200k a year entry level. I'm in this for MONEY. I don't care about whether I'm "fufilled" I want MONEY. Whatever gets me the most MONEY. What technology gets me PAID THE BEST. All I care about in this major is MONEY. That's why I'm in college, I don't wanna laugh and play with y'all. I don't wanna be buddy buddy with y'all. I'm here for MONEY.

          I miss grammar Nazis

            I am not a native English speaker and on other forums, you could get torn apart for not using correct grammar and punctuation. But on Reddit? They are nearly extinct due to people mass downvoting them. I miss them because they were basically free English lessons. I made nearly 800+ comments here on Reddit and no one has bothered correcting my shitty grammar:((. Oh well, I guess I should just go back to improving my grammar through reading books.

            DANCING 🕺💃WALKING 🚶🚷 REARRANGING FURNITURE 🪑🛋️

              DANCING 🕺💃WALKING 🚶🚷 REARRANGING FURNITURE 🪑🛋️ BABS IS 👵 SHOPPING 🛍️ I LET THE BIRD OUT OF THE CAGE 🦅🐓
              DANCING🕺🏻WALKING🚶🏻‍♂️REARRANGING FURNITURE 🪑 BABS IS 👵🏼SHOPPING 🛒 I LET THE BIRD OUT OF THE CAGE 🦅
              DANCING 🕺 WALKING 🚶‍♂️REARRANGING FURNITURE 🪑 BABS IS SHOPPING 🛍 I LET THE BIRD OUT OF THE CAGE 🦅
              DANCING WALKING❗❗🗣🗣
              DANCING, WALKING 
REARRANGING FURNITURE,
BABS IS SHOPPING, 
I LET THE BIRD OUT OF THE CAGE