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Watashi wa Kira Yoshikage

    Original English version
    Watashi no na wa Kira Yoshikage. Renrei sanjyuu sansai. Jitaku wa Morioh-cho hokuto no bu no bessojidai ni ari, kekkon wa shiite-inai, Shigoto wa Kame-yu chen-ten no kai sha-in de, maiinichi osokuto mo yoru hachii-ji made ni wa kitakusuru. Tabaco-o wa sumanai, sake wa tashinamu-tedo, yoru juu-ichi ji ni wa toko nitsukii, kanarazu hajii-jikan wa suii-min o toru yo-o ni shiiteiru. Neru mae ni at-ta-kae miruuku o nomi ni-juu pun hodo no suutorechi de karada o homu-shite kara toko nitsuku-to hodon do asa made jukusui-sa. Akanbo no yo ni hiro ya suutoresu o noku sazu nii asa me o samaserunda. Kenko-o shintan de mo ijyo nashito iwaretaiyo.

Watashi wa tsune nii kokoro o heion o ne-gate ik-terun ningen toyukoto o setsumei-shite-iru no dai-yo. Kachi make ni koda wa-tari, atama o kakaeruyoo na torabuuruu to ka, yoru mo nemurenai to ita teki o tsukuranai. Toyuu no ga watashii no shakai ni taisuru shise de ari, sorega jibun no kofuku da to toyuukoto o shiteiru. Mo-tomo tatakatte da toshitemo, watashi wa dare ni mo makenn ga ne...

    No bitches?

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      i accidentally shouted hog rider when i saw my wife getting humped by a black dude

        HOG RIDAAAA
        It was midnight, 12:23AM, i was feeling depressed while driving, i saw my phone notify me about collecting my daily coins in the gacha game i have been playing, since i am depressed

Depressed me went to the local mcdonalds and asked for the breakfast menu, the cashier said in a monotone voice

"we dont serve breakfast at midnight"

me, being depressed, just ordered a large whopper with medium sized fries and coke, i sat down waiting for my order, i patiently wait and wait as the time goes on

"here is your order sir"

i look at my burger, depressingly, and thought to myself

"wait this isnt coke, this is pineapple juice"

i stood and left the said local mcdonalds, slamming the window door, shattering it, while the cashier was terrified, as he screamed

"you're gonna pay for that!"

i drove back home, waiting to see my beautiful, loyal, and busty wife, i grab my keys depressingly and opened the door

"ohh yess"

i hear, a shiver was sent down my spine, i walked up the 2nd floor and the the moans started to get louder every step i take

i saw a shadow, moving up and down, my fear was getting to me, i depressingly walked to the door...

"micheal cum in my ass!"

then, my manly urge erupted, as they saw me, i was frozen in spot, i desperately wanted to move, but i cant, the black dude stared at me, waiting for my next turn

that manly urge, was getting to me, i cant hold it anymore

"HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG RIDER"

        POV you sit next to the wolf girl in class

          👹HISS HISS HISS🗣💦🐶 RUFF🗣RUFF😀RUFF😈* 🐺BARK🔊BARK ‼️EXCUSE ME🗣🔊 Teacher,👩‍🏫 could we PLEASE turn off the lights?🤨 The LED artificial lightbulbs are 🚫HARMFUL❌ to my ✨NATURAL WOLF EYES👁👁✨ Which✨ change color✨ depending on my mood 😏🥰 😀..What do you mean you don’t believe me? 😀👿 They turn💛YELLOW✨🌟 when i’m happy 😄🥳😛, 🟥RED🚫when i’m ‼️REALLY, REALLY‼️ angry 👹🤬👿 And ☘️GREEN💚 when i’m on the ⚔️💥HUNT🤤 🗣🔊SPEAKING 🗣🔊of😳meal time⏱,YOU👆look like you could suffice 😐 For my ☀️AFTERNOON Wolf Snack ✨🤤 😟☝🏻BUT‼️, I will ❌refrain🚫because my 👩mother said: If I get sent to➡️ the principal’s office ☝🏻ONE MORE TIME‼️FOR 🤤💥BITING🦷somebody 😋, then SHE will take away my WII‼️😟 ‼️🔊HOWEVER🗣‼️, I cannot ❌ say 🙊 I’ll do the same for🧍🏼‍♀️Malissa🤢👎 The 🐈CAT GIRL🙄, who’s been flirting with my crush Jake 🚶🏼‍♂️all week 😒 👀Look at them over there.. 🧍🏼‍♀️laughing A HÉÊ HËÆ HÂÊ 🐿🐿 💗💕✨FLIRTING✨💕, like ❌I DON’t‼️ EXIST😒🤬 🗣💦HISS👹 You know what?😀 ❌No happiness😀 that a🎮Wii game😛 can bring ➡️me🧍🏼‍♀️ Will compare to THAT which I WILL FEEL, when 🚶🏼‍♂️JAKE is MINE🥰💗✨ 👀MY EYES👀 TURN ➡️🌿GREEN💚✨

          Please send bobby for 34000 rupees

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            Hi betiful

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Vagne pic?

???????

U R my pussy cat doll...

Please send bobby for 34000 rupees maam.

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Please send it. dying frm cancer,,,1 last wish to see ur bob then I take off life support....so can die in peace...

ok I dead