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    18 NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH
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    Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked
Eighteen naked cowboys wanting to be fucked
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks
Ram Ranch really rocks

Hot hard buff cowboys, their cocks throbbing hard
Eighteen more wild cowboys out in the yard
Big bulging cocks ever so hard

Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks ramming cowboy butt
Like a breeding ram wanting to rut

Big hard throbbing cocks getting sucked real deep
Cowboys even getting fucked in their sleep
Ram Ranch, it rocks
Cowboys love big hard throbbing cocks

Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked
Eighteen naked cowboys wanting to be fucked
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks
Ram Ranch really rocks

Hot hard buff cowboys, their cocks throbbing hard
Eighteen more wild cowboys out in the yard
Big bulging cocks ever so hard

Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks ramming cowboy butt
Like a breeding ram wanting to rut

Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked
Eighteen naked cowboys wanting to be fucked
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks
Ram Ranch really rocks

Big hard throbbing cocks, getting sucked real deep
Cowboys even getting fucked in their sleep
Ram Ranch, it rocks
Cowboys love big hard throbbing cocks

    Hog Rider Clash Royale

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      I WANT TO MATING PRESS ZOOMBIE

        Kureiji Ollie is a vtuber under Hololive
        I WANT TO MATING PRESS ZOOMBIE I WANT TO HUFF ZOOMBRAP I WANT TO DRINK ZOOMPISS I WANT TO SLAP OLLIE WITH A FLY SWATTER I WANT TO SNIFF HER STITCHES I WANT TO EAT OLLIE'S ROTTING FLESH SCRAPS I WANT TO FIND NEW BODY PARTS FOR OLLIE WHEN THE OLD ONES FALL APART I WANT TO GIVE OLLIE MY TYPE O+ BLOOD SO SHE CAN SURVIVE THE BODY PART GRAFTING I WANT TO RUN A HOTEL WITH OLLIE I WANT TO BURN ZOOMBIE AND EAT HER FLESH I WANT TO MASSAGE ZOOMBIE AND GIVE HER A HAPPY ENDING I WANT TO REVERSE COWGIRL OLLIE I WANT TO HAVE ATHREESOME WITH ZOOMBIE AND IRYS I WANT TO FORCE ZOOMBIE TO PLUG AND PLAY WITH ME I WANT TO COOM INSIDE ZOOMBIE I WANT TO TAKE PARTS OFF OF ZOOMBIE SO I CAN MAKE HER A SIBLING I WANT TO SHOOT OLLIE WITH A .44 MAGNUM 6 TIMES I WANT TO SCREAM INTO ZOOMBIES ROTTING PUSSY I WANT TO BATHE IN HER BILE I WANT TO BRUSH ZOLMBIE TEETH I WANT TO WIPE THE BLOOD OFF OF ZOOMBIE AND DRINK IT I WANT ZOOMBIE TO WRAP ME IN HER TONGUE AND BEAT ME UP I WANT TO IMPREGNATE ZOOMBIE THEN KICK HER STOMACH TO KILL RHE BABY I WANT ZOOMBIE TO POUNCE ON ME I WANNA LEWD ZOOMBIE WHILE SHE IS ON THE LIE DETECTOR I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SCREAM IN MY EARS AND CHASE ME THROUGH A MANSION I WANT TO POP WITH OLLIE I WANT TO POP IN ZOOMBIES PUSSY I WANT TO SKATEBOARD WITH OLLIE I WANT TO SHOWER WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO IMPREGNATE ZOOMBIES ARMPITS I WANT TO INFECT ZOOMBIE WITH A VIRUS AND WATCH HER MUTATE I WANT TO PUNCH ZOOMBIE IN THE RIBS I WANT TO MAKE SHEEP NOISES IN ZOOMBIES EARS I WANT TO GET CRUSHED BY ZOOMBIE I WANT TO SOLVE MATH PROBPEMS WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO SKULLFUCK ZOOMBIE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SIT ON MY FACE I WANT TO LIGHT ZOOMBIE ON FIRE WITH A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL I WANT TO BRING ZOOMBIE TO AN ESCAPE ROOM AND JUST FUCK HER I WANT TO SET OFF A CAR ALARM TO SUMMON A HORDE OF ZOOMBIES I WANT TO DRINK ZOOMBIE PISS I WANT TO BATHE ZOOMBIE I WANT TO ERECT A STATUE FOR ZOOMBIE I WANT TO EAT THE NAGGOTS OUT OF ZOOMBIES PUSSY I WANT TO SHOWED WITH ZOOMBIE'S PISS I WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HER FOR LOOKING AT ANOTHER MAN I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SIT ON MY FACE AND FART I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SLOWLY REMOVE MY LIMBS WITH A PENCIL I WANT TO MULTIPLY ZOOMBIE I WANT TO DERIVE HER ZOOMPUSSY I WANT TO POUND OLLIE SO HARD HER LIMBS FALL OFF I WANT TO PLAY APEX WITH ZOOMBIEI WANT TO SLOWLY TAKE OFF HER STITCHES I WANT LOOK FOR A WAY TO REVIVE ZOOMBIE I WANT TO CLONE ZOOMBIE AND USE HER CLONES TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD I WANT TO CREATE A BUNCH OF ROBOTS FOR ZOOMBIE CLONES TO FIGHT I WANT TO FUCK ZOOMBIE IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION I WANT TO HAVE BEASTIALITY SEX WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO BURY ZOOMBIE ALIVE THEN DIG HER UP I WANT TO ANAL THE ZOOMBIE I WANT A CLEAVLAND STEAMER FROM THE ZOOMBIE I WANT TO RAISE A FAMILY WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO ENVY ZOOMBIE BABY I WANT TO LIVE A NICE ISLAMIC LIFE WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO CHEAT ON ZOOMBIE WITH HER OWN MOTHER AND FORCE ZOOMBIE TO WATCH I WANT TO WASH ZOOMBIES HANDS I WANT TO INFLATE ZOOMBIE WITH MY CUM I WANT TO BUILD HER A NEW HOME I WANT TO RIP ZOOMBIES HAND OFF AND GIVE MYSELF A HANDJOB I WANT TO LICK ZOOMBIES NEW HANDS I WANT TO STEAL OLLIE'S LEGS I WANT ZOOMBIE TO DRIVE ME AROUND I WANT TO CROSS THE BORDER WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CHOKE ME OIT WITH HER THIGHS I WANT TO TAKE OLLIE TO DISNEYLAND I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CALL ME A NAUGHTY BOY I WANT CHOP DOWN TREES WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO READ OLLIE'S PI I WANT TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO LICK OLLIE'S TEARS I WANNA PUT ZOOMBIES EYES IN A COCKTAIL DRINK I WANT TO TOUCH ZOOMEYES I WANT TO YAB WITH XOOMBIE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CHARGE RIFLE PISS IN MY MOUTH I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CALL ME DADDYI WANT TI USE ZOOMBIES SHITTY MIC 9 PARTS VODKA 4 PARTS GRAPE FRUIT DRINK FREEZE OVERNIGHT SERVE IN PLASTIC I WANT OLLIE TO BITE ME I WANT TO LICK ZOOMBIES SWEAT I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SNAP MY SPINE LIKE A TWIG I WANT TO BRING ZOOMBIE TO THE GYM TO HEAR HER BED VOICE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO EAT MY EARS THEN WHISPER ARA ARA I WANT TO BE CHOKED OUT BY ZOOMBIES ROTTEN THIGHS I WANT ZOOMBIE TO LIFT ME AND SLAM ME INTO THE GROUND I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SCREAM WHILE PLAYING THE DRUMS I WANT TO SURVIVE AN APOCALYPSE I WANT TO POP ZOOMBIES CHERRY I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CHOKE ME OUT WITH HER TICC THIGHS I WANNA FEED OLLIE PROTEIN I WANT TO TEACH OLLIE RUSSIAN I WANT TO SEND ZOOMBIE TO THE GAS CHAMBER I WANT TO POG-GASM WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO PUT ZOOMBIE IN THE BOSTON CRAB AND MAKE HER TAP OUT I WANT TO GERMAN SUPLEX ZOOMBIE WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO YAB WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO GHOST HUNT WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO POSSESS MY PP FOR PEEIN ON HER HOUSE I WANT TO THROW ZOOMBIE OFF OF A 8 STORY BUILDING ONTO A BURNING TABLE I WANT I WANT TO EAT A WORM OUT OF ZOOMBIES ASSHOLE ZOOMBIE TO EAT MY BRAIN AND COCK SO I CAN COOMBIE

        SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT RUSHIA

          Rushia boyfriend drama in a nutshell
          SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT RUSHIA SHE GETS DICKED DOWN BY HER FIANCEE EVERY SINGLE NIGHT SHE IS GOING TO GET MARRIED AND IN HER VOWS SHE WILL NAME EVERY INDIVIDUAL GACHIKOI AND SAY SHE HATES THEM FOR A PERSONALIZED REASON AND THEN SHE WILL TELL THEM TO WATCH AS SHE MAKES OUT WITH HER NEW HUSBAND LIVE ON STREAM BEFORE SAYING THANKS FOR THE MONEY AND ENDING THE STREAM FOREVER

          I can’t believe Rushia could do this.

            Rushia having a boyfriend made her fans mald
            I can’t believe Rushia could do this. I’ve been a fandead since the beginning. I bought all her merch and all her memberships. Every birthday I would even give Rushia her very own Akasupa. I’m different from all the other Fandeads. What we have is special between us, or so I thought.

When Rushia announced her engagement ring I was the first person to have it. I didn’t want anyone to know about our relationship, so I decided to put it “somewhere else” besides my finger. Once I put it on(with the help of some Vaseline) we were now together forever. It was a little too small so I can’t get it off now, but this has allowed me to stay faithful. Whenever I see another girl it’s like Rushia is giving me a slight squeeze to remind me “you’re faithful right? You shouldn’t think about girls that aren’t me” I was always faithful, but it seems I was the only one holding up my end of the bargain.

As we speak I’m at the hospital getting the ring removed. The pain of the saw is bad, but the pain of this loss is worse. The broken ring is a perfect representation of my heart. I will be mailing it to Rushia once I find out where she lives along with some drain cleaner rigged with a CO2 canister(I sent this to Mafumafu too), so she can feel the consequences of her actions.

            I enjoy farting on my children (3,5 yo girl, 6 yo boy). Is this normal?

              Your average fart copypasta
              I do this on a regular basis. Whether it is when they are eating or watching a film in the couch with me. I start off every morning, waking them up by farting loudly when entering their room, to which they respond by quickly escaping from my presence. They find it semi-enjoyable. Especially if only one of them are caught in the line of fire. My farts are by far the worst I've ever come across. I'd dare say I have the smelliest gas in the world. They reek of egg, burnt rubber and fireworks. They also linger. For I can let out a single fart in a room, exit and it will still be present when returning 20 minutes later. Hence, I at times surprise my kids by farting in the living room, a good 5 minutes before they enter, only for them to be quickly subdued walking into a seemingly fart-free room. Am I normal, /b/? Any other parents who do something similar? pic somewhat related