i was casually trying to learn some japanese when i realized how hot the duolingo bird was, the expressions that the bird could make were so astonishing it also made it sexier
according to the internet the duolingo bird is 3.5cm tall, so most penises can outsize the bird, would it destroy the organs?
i just want to lift the bird and smash it just imagine the face it makes as i grab it's wings and pin it to the wall
as it reaches the climax would it say "3 day streak!!!" as it cums or would it make a completely different sound
as i sex it would the bird moan in english or spanish
i just want to see the bird say words that duolingo doesn't teach
The arguments are always 'oh Vaporeon is the best pokemon to fuck' but I disagree. Sylveon is the best pokemon to fuck. To start, a Sylveon's ribbons are actually a version of skin. They have muscles and can move around at will. This is amazing for cuddling, foreplay, and even fucking. Sylveon also has a great moveset for breeding. Sylveon can use baby doll eyes to make her look cuter and you more aroused. Sylveon also has access to Swift, Psych Up, Attract, Charm, and other moves to make the bedroom better. But the best of all? Sylveon gets a stab-bonus on Play Rough and Draining Kiss. The only way to get a Sylveon is leveling an Eevee up with high affection, so a Sylveon will be already close to the trainer, making training easier. I rest my case.
Hi, I am transfem and am on hormones. Recently I discovered that I’m lesbian. I love my boyfriend so much, but I can’t be with him since he is a male. I have been using my estrogen regularly, but have been setting some aside for him. I am currently refilling my estrogen once a month. I have been slipping the oral estrogen into drinks and food that I make for him, hoping to turn him into a female so I can be with him.
Hopefully this isn’t wrong, I want her name to be Emily. I can’t wait!
Eu tenho dado estrogênio para meu namorado sem o conhecimento dele, estou errada por isso?
Olá, sou transfem e estou tomando hormônios. Recentemente descobri que sou lésbica. Eu amo muito meu namorado, mas não posso ficar com ele porque ele é homem. Tenho usado meu estrogênio regularmente, mas tenho reservado um pouco para ele. Atualmente, estou reabastecendo meu estrogênio uma vez por mês. Tenho colocado o estrogênio oral em bebidas e alimentos que preparo para ele, na esperança de transformá-lo em uma mulher para poder ficar com ele.
Espero que isso não esteja errado, quero que o nome dela seja Emily. Mal posso esperar!
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Oh my fucking god I want to fuck Tinguyn from the turn based gacha game Honkai Star Rail so fucking bad, every waking second of my fucking life since the release of that fucking game I’ve done nothing but think about her. I can’t go for more than 2 seconds without getting an erection the size of the Everwinter Monument and ejaculating at March 7. I’ve ejaculated so many times to simply the thought of her existence that my cock is no longer cumming sperm but literal fucking blood. I can’t stoping thinking about her even after passing out from the pain of cumming blood. I can’t complete nearly any daily tasks because my mind is continuously invaded by her perfection, I can’t live every day of my life thinking about foxian voice screaming "benefactor" in luscious pain while I fuck her perfect fluffy tail. My personal hell will only get worse in a matter of hours as I will scavenge every corner of the internet in search of her rule 34 and my continuous stream of blood cum will only get worse as I’ll spend days, weeks, possibly months jacking off to her non-stop for any reason other than to shit, piss and eat. Simply at this point alone in writing this I’ve lost 2-3 liters of blood alone with just the simple thought of her existence. If this is how I die then I wouldn’t want it any other way.
Holy fucking shit. I want to get fucked by the Tingyun so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I play Honkai I get so fucking wet. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing by constant sex with Tingyun. I'm sick of waking up every morning with my panties soaked in love juices and knowing that those love juices should've drenched Tingyun's hard futa cock. I want her to cum inside me and get me pregnant.
Sometimes I fantasize about Tingyun coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her t-shirt. Please help is there any hope for me
