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Gotta love making jokes with my friends

    He is not a homosexual, he is a homiesexual
    I was driving with a friend
    I grab his leg instead of the gearstick
    We both laugh and I unzip his pants
    I park the car while fondling with his balls, my friend is laughing because he knows it's a joke and we're just friends
    I start sucking his dick and was about to choke on it because I'm laughing so hard
    My friend is also laughing his ass off, he starts making train noise while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB CHOO CHOO"
    He then cums and then I swallow it all and kiss him while both laughing cuz we know it's a joke.
    
    Gotta love making jokes with my friends bro.

    need racist clan

      Racists Clash Royale circlerjerk
      hello clashers. i am extremely racist (i refuse to use hog (black), miner (minerities),etc.) my clan just kicked me and need an accepting environment. kindly plug your racism friendly clan below. thanks clashers

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        FitnessGram Pacer Test

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          The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding
          The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

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            Dear r/teenagers please shut up.

              r/teenagers copypasta
              Dear r/teenagers,
              
              Please shut up.
              
              I get it, you’re horny. But nobody wants to hear about all the times you’ve masturbated to your sibling, and nobody wants to hear about һоѡ your tits got in the way of something. Nobody wants to hear your “pwease be my friend 🥺👉👈” crap when posting stuff like this is exactly the reason why you have no friends. You complain about not having bfs/gfs and yet you post garbage with zero self awareness. “Boobs tits or ass” һоѡ about grass you cum stained landwhale. Go outside. Get some vitamin D. Get some friends. Get something other than erection every time you see a woman.
              
              Best,