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Schödinger’s Blowjob

    Schödinger's Blowjob copypasta
    Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

    Discord Down

      Discord is down copypasta
      Discord's down. Fear not, kitten. Daddy shall return with nitro in clutch. The six month one, like promised. However, those at Discord headquarters... shall not be treated so mercifully. Anyone who severes my connection with kitten will experience a hell no devil can offer!
      i cant talk to my kitten.....grr....my...demon..arecoming out..iCANT HANDLE THIS..
      10 mins without discord.. i miss my kittens.. i dont know what to do.. i think im dying

      I WANT TO FUCK BRAIXEN SO BAD

        Braixen copypasta
        I WANT TO FUCK BRAIXEN SO BAD I WANT TO SLURP UP HER LEGS LIKE BIG NOODLES I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF OF HER FAT ASS I WANT TO DUMP MY CUM IN HER RUMP EVERY SINGLE NIGHT I WANT TO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK BRAIXEN SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD PLEASE GOD FUCK I WANT TO BLAST ENDLESS BUSTS INTO HER LITTLE FOX WOMB I WANT TO GLAZE HER LIKE A DONUT WITH MY CUM FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WANNA PUMP PUMP FUCK FUCK HER FOX BUTT I WANT TO TASTE EVERY INCH OF HER BODY OOH MMMMYYY FUCKIIINNGGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD PLEASE I WANT TO FUCK BRAIXEN I WANT TO FUCK BRAIXEN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IF I HAD A CHANCE TO FUCK BRAIXEN I WOULD NEVER CUM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HER FOX PUSSYYYYYYY PLEASE PLEASE OMMGGG IM SO HORNY WHEN I SEE BRAIXEN I CANT STAND IT I HAVE TO FUCK BRAIXEN I WONT CUM TO ANYTHING BUT BRAIXEN HELP ME FUCK BRAIXEN SO HORNY FOR FOX ASS OMG PLEASE FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK OH MY FUCKING GOD IMAGINE BEING A POKEMON TRAINER AND SEEING HER FAT BUTT AND THIGHS BOUNCING WHEN FIGHTING I WOULD BE STRINGING CUMS SHOOTING FAT ROPES EVERY TIME I SAW HER FUCK FUCK FUCK I WANT TO FUCK BRAIXEN I WANT TO FUCK BRAIXEN

        The role model what a genius of a man

          Ronaldo copypasta
          The role model what a genius of a man he's got time for any football fan out there this is what heart and soul is all about he's giving his time and also so giving his heart the passion in person really passionate he is putting confidence in the man believe in yourself yes he is a millionaire see it's not all about money he cares about maybe the whole world if you had the chance to talk to everyone he would take his time to talk to any stranger that shows what kind of man he is his passion confident hearts also positive he is so trust giving good vibes a good sense of humour I remember he said this I don't want the (Coca-Cola) just water for me it's good for you what are legends, Cristiano Ronaldo

          Folks have hated Cristiano since 2003

            Folks have hated Cristiano copypasta
            Folks have hated Cristiano since 2003. It's nothing new.

Hyper comodified modernity has bred a global crisis of socially ingrained low self esteem, so we are programmed to envy and despise those who don't hate themselves; those who are confident, good looking, and seem to have it all.

I'm guilty of this too. I hated the guy until ~2014. The sexual assault is fucked up and he should be maligned for that, but if we're being honest with ourselves, most of you didn't start disliking him when that broke out - that just gave you a convenient excuse to continue feeling what they were already feeling.

So I'm here to ruffle feathers and state verbatim what I believe -

CR7 is greater than that mild mannered pushover Argentine with a soft bodied in game mentality.

            I just have one things on my mind. That’s cristiano Ronaldo.

              Ronaldo vs Messi copypasta
              I just have one things on my mind. That's cristiano Ronaldo. I'm doing this video to make believe that how I'm a big fan of Cristiano Ronaldo. Cristiano Ronaldo! Cristiano Ronaldo! Cristtiiaannooo Ronaallddooo! He is main on planet. He is the main. Best player ever seen. Look at the Messi's. Last three years knockout estage from the quarter finals of the champions league. Real Maded Ronaldo. Alone taking the team to the finals again and again and setting the record Messi fans, o refree, o VAR. Bottler fans. You can't do anything and say.. it's sameful to talk with you.. broo!