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Mario Day

    Hey 😜🏻 MARIOOOOOOOOS Today is 😩🈁 Mario 👺 Day 🕞📆 in 👏 honor of 🅱 the CUMMING man that 👉 saved princess ❤ Peach 🍑 from 👈 the DICKlaria Bowser was 👏🅰 about 💦 to 💰💦 put 😏 her 👩👌 in 📥 Last month 💸 was Luigi day to honor the KINKY 😘 guy 🏼🌈 that ✔ tries 😤😤 to 💦🎼 SLIDE into 👉👏 peach 🍑🍑 but 🍑👏 can 🤖 only ☝ PEACH onto her 👧 Now you 🌠 know what 👏❓ days to get 🍌🤣 freaky 🙈🙈 with 😶 princess 👱👀 peach Get 🉐🉐 back? ⬅🔙 or 💁 else you 😫 a ⬇😍 red 💯 shell 🐚🐚 Send 📩📩 this 👮👈 to 🐵 other MARIO 👺👺 LOVERs back ❔🔙 if 👀 you love 😍 mario
    Mama-Mia 🪠‼️ Today 😔 📆 is MARIO 🍄 day 🌞 🥵👨🏼‍🦰Today ☀️ we 💏🏼 honor our favorite 🥰 💕 PIPE INSPECTOR 🫡 Mario 🍄 and all his 🦶🏻💦🍆 aCUMplishments. He’ll GO DOWN 📉 your ⚠️ FLAG POLE💈💈with his 🍄 Mushroom 🍄 Head COCK 🐓 🍆💀 he’s 😜👨 excellent with a HOT 🔥 PEACH 🔥🍑 and knows 🤔 how 😀 to turn your flower 🌸 on fire 🔥 Feeling 😌 kinky? 😫⛓️Mario and his STUD 👨🏻brother Luigi 👬 will 🍌👏 DOUBLE ➿ DASH 💨 🏎️🏎️ in your PUSSY 🐱 faster than you 👈🏼 can say 😎 THE PRINCESS 👑 IS IN ANOTHER 🔄 CASTLE 🏯 🏰 DOM DADDY 😍 MARIO will treat 😋 you like a good toad stool too. It’ll be 💌💕🤭 a MARIO 🍄 PARTY when his 😐 CUMIES fill your TURTLE SHELL 🐚🐚 HOLES. Send this to all your 👉 KOOPA TROOPA SLUTS!! 😜🦫 Get 19❗ back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ and your 👩 certified property of the MARIO BROS. If not 🔕 you’ll 👀 be 👎 stuck 🧍💆‍♂️ playing 🤸 doubles with WALUIGI’S MICRO PENIS 🎄

    Nyah! Daddy I’ve been such a good girl

      Nyah! Daddy I've been such a good girl, please punish me UwU. Your dick is so biiiiig daddy, it's much larger than mine hehe~ but that's why you own me // and your feet are soooo stinky! I just want to huff them sooooo bad please daddy let me sniff your stinky feet :3 HUFF HUFF Oh god they smell so good... now my tiny dick is sooooo hard but I know I'm not allowed to touch yet heheh. Please daddy I need to cum so bad... please fuck my tight little boi pussy... I want you to push your 12 inches of thick wolf cock inside of me. OH GOD DADDY YES! PLEASE GO FASTER!! Oh my god daddy I think I'm finally ready to take your knot UwU... we'll be closer together than we've ever been before! Do it daddy!! Knot me!!! Oh god yes it feels so good!!! My dick is squirting daddy!!! hnnnng

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        Terraria Music – Underground

        Zumbi dos Palmares era BRANCO!

          Zumbi dos Palmares (nome real: Zogvellerg van Palmeer) foi um COLONO GERMANO-HOLANDES que lutou pelos ARIANOS contra a opressão DOS ÁRABES PORTUGUESES contra seu POVO! Líder da maior Volksgemeinschaft (QUILOMBO em Português) do Brasil, ele lutou BRAVAMENTE pelo seu povo, e, depois de emancipá-los, ascendeu aos CÉUS e voltou para ALDEBARAN (A casa de TODOS os ARIANOS). Infelizmente, hoje em dia ZUMBI foi MAIS UMA VÍTIMA de BLACKWASHING (Assim como MACHADO DE ASSIS, MUSSUM E MR. CATRA) e seu legado DESTRUÍDO por forças MAQUIAVÉLICAS que querem manter o ARIANO na SENZALA!
Nordicismo #NãoTeEnsinaramNaEscola #DaniloGentili2026

          English version

          Zumbi dos Palmares (real name: Zogvellerg van Palmeer) was a GERMAN-DUTHE COLONIST who fought for the ARIANS against the oppression of the PORTUGUESE ARABS against his PEOPLE! Leader of the largest Volksgemeinschaft (QUILOMBO in Portuguese) in Brazil, he fought BRAVELY for his people, and, after emancipating them, ascended to HEAVEN and returned to ALDEBARAN (The home of ALL ARIANS). Unfortunately, nowadays ZUMBI was ONE MORE VICTIM of BLACKWASHING (As well as MACHADO DE ASSIS, MUSSUM AND MR. CATRA) and its legacy DESTROYED by MACHIAVELLIC forces that want to keep the ARIANO in the SENZALA!
Nordicism #NãoTeEnsinaramNaEscola #DaniloGentili2026

          Mulheres são tão Fofas 😭

            Aí, gente, eu não aguento. Por que as mulheres são tão fofas? Dá vontade de tratar que nem nenêm 😭😭.

No cotidiano, aquelas vozinhas fofas, aqueles rostinhos, aqueles braços e pernas delicados, aqueles pés fofos, aquela gemidinha MA-RA-VI-LHO-SA durante a foda 😭😭. Meu Deus! Como pode, isso não é possível.

Quando vejo esses avatares femininos aqui no Reddit meu coração ❤️ derrete! Como pode!? São tão fofos esses avatares femininos 👩, meu Deus.

Mas tomem cuidado também. Não é porque são fofas que não possam ser seres perversos 👿👺. Isso não tem a ver com aparência.

Mas mulheres são realmente maravilhosas. Esse feromônio, esse cheiro de tesão e putaria no ar me encanta 💦! Aquela mulher gostosa que tem aquele corpo todo bonitinho 😩😖😵

Ai! Acho que não tem coisa melhor do que sentir uma mulher e ela te desejando.

Para todas as mulheres do meu Brasil Varonil, eu as amo! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

            Open English translated

            Hey guys, I can't take it. Why are women so cute? Makes you want to treat like a baby 😭😭.
In everyday life, those cute little voices, those little faces, those delicate arms and legs, those cute feet, that little MA-RA-VI-LHO-SA moan during the fuck 😭😭. My God! How can it, this is not possible.
When I see these female avatars here on Reddit my heart ❤️ melts! How can you!? These female avatars are so cute 👩 oh my god.
But be careful too. It's not because they're cute that they can't be wicked beings 👿👺. This has nothing to do with looks.
But women are really wonderful. This pheromone, this smell of horniness and whoring in the air delights me 💦! That hot woman who has that cute body all over 😩😖😵
There! I think there's nothing better than feeling a woman and her wanting you.
To all the women of my Varonil Brazil, I love you! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

            Fui no supermercado comprar 1 pepino e 1 camisinha e me dei mal.

              Eu sempre tive uma vontade estúpida de fazer essa "brincadeira" Chego no caixa do supermercado com um pepino e uma camisinha, nada mais, só pra ver a reação do caixa tentando imaginar o que eu ia fazer com aquilo.

Fiz isso ontem de noite voltando do trabalho, e foi hilário. Eu fiquei rindo sozinho em casa feito um doente, imaginando o que se passou na cabeça da atendente. Elas sempre dão boa noite e puxam algum assunto, mas dessa vez a mulher não conseguiu falar nada de tão chocada.

Beleza. Isso foi ontem. O problema é que eu voltei lá agora pouco, e a impressão que eu tive é de que todos me olhavam estranho. Cheguei até a encontrar o olhar com o gerente e ele desviou segurando riso. Tá na cara, né. A mulher saiu contando pra geral. Agora eu não posso mais voltar no supermercado que eu frequento quase todos os dias há anos porque todos os funcionários estão pensando que eu me masturbo enfiando um pepino no rabo. Estou extremamente envergonhado e acho que vou ter que começar a ir em outro lugar. Pra completar, eu gastei dinheiro com pepino e camisinha, sendo que eu não transo e nem gosto de legumes.

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              I've always had this stupid urge to do this "joke". I arrive at the supermarket checkout with a cucumber and a condom, nothing else, just to see the cashier's reaction trying to imagine what I was going to do with it.
I did this last night on my way home from work, and it was hilarious. I was laughing alone at home like a sick person, imagining what was going on in the attendant's head. They always say good night and bring up some subject, but this time the woman couldn't say anything she was so shocked.
Beauty. That was yesterday. The problem is that I went back there just now, and the impression I had was that everyone was looking at me strangely. I even met the manager's eye and he looked away with a chuckle. It's on the face, right? The woman left telling the general. Now I can't go back to the supermarket I've been going to almost every day for years because all the employees are thinking I masturbate by sticking a cucumber up my ass. I'm extremely embarrassed and I think I'm going to have to start going elsewhere. To top it off, I spent money on cucumbers and condoms, since I don't have sex and I don't even like vegetables.