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TIFU by letting my boyfriend eat my ass

    Eating ass copypasta
    TIFU by letting my boyfriend eat my ass.

So my boyfriend kept telling me how excited he gets when thinking about eating ass.

I’ve always been against it but his constant repetition got me wondering what it would feel like so we decided to give it a go.

During foreplay he asked me again if he could eat my ass and I said yes.

It felt so weird, got my abs tensing up.

While licking down there 🍑 he decided to start fingering it too, the saliva was working as lube so it wasn’t painful or anything but I was feeling like I was gonna poop.

I just ignored it and was just so lost pleasuring myself with my vibrator.

When I orgasmed, I heard my boyfriend shout as if he was in pain.

I was super stressed at this point, scared I might have pooped or something.

He took he face out and stared at me. It was covered in brown watery material and he ended up throwing up on me.

Guess I got food poisoning or something and ended up diarrhoea blasting him.

…

We discussed it after he had a shower. I wanted to cheer him up so I told him I enjoyed it except the poop part. He just sat there in shock for a while and told me he doesn’t want to eat my ass again for a while.

TL;DR I tried anal foreplay and ended up pooping in my boyfriend’s mouth.

Edit: As someone pointed out - “they were basically inducing peristalsis of both the inner and outer sphincter with the fingering and vibrator. Makes ya wanna poop.”

Good to know 👍

Edit 2: People who are saying that my boyfriend is toxic and manipulative clearly don’t know him.

I let him talk about his fantasies, it turns me on.

The world isn’t black and white and adults are capable of finding something previously unacceptable to them acceptable.

Edit 3: I keep getting spam from support saying someone reached out to them.

Just to make it clear, I’m not traumatised by this experience and find it slightly funny. No need to offer me emotional support in messages either 🙂

    Get it twisted

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      Do not get it twisted, do not gamble. Do not start gambling. Gambling is entertainment and entertainment only. You won't break even, you won't win. You won't do any of that, you understand? You will only go into debt and ruin your fucking life.
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      I really don’t get why Krabs doesn’t just try to turn SpongeBob into his personal twink at this point?

        Mr Krabs turning Spongebob into his twink
        I really don’t get why Krabs doesn’t just try to turn SpongeBob into his personal twink at this point? If I had Krab’s wealth, I’d pay squidward to destroy SpongeBobs house. Squidward would definitely do it too, considering how annoying SpongeBob is. I’d then offer to let SpongeBob stay over at my place in a spare room. Then, every night, I’d go over to his sleeping body and inject him with the Krabby Patty’s secret Ingredient: Estrogen. I’d transform SpongeBob into my own personal femboy cock hungry slave. After long enough has passed, I’ll tell Twinkbob he needs to sleep in my room because I need to do renovations in the guest room. For many nights Twinkbob will do his best to resist being in the same room as me, my manly musk wafting over to his nostrils and arousing him to the point where his dick sticks out farther than his nose. One night, I attack and have my way with him. “No Mr. Krabs, don’t stick my nose in there… ah… ahhhh. It smells so fragrant. I can tell you didn’t wipe. It’s so disgusting… but it feels so good. Please no, this is so wrong. What will my friends think? What what will your daughter think?” But I’m too far gone to listen to logic at this point. I know he wants this more than anything right now. He’s been waiting for this experience his whole life, and I’ve finally delivered it to him. Over the course of many hours, his meek defiance transformed into moans of pleasure, coming to a crescendo as his man milk he’s been trying so hard to hold on too escapes his body. The stars creeps on thought the sky to the sounds of passion and pleasure ringing through the night, to be met with the first rays of a rising sun. After I’ve ravaged him from head to toe all night long, I give his sleeping form a soft kiss on the lips. “You did good lad, you deserve a day off,” I quietly whisper and head off to the krusty krab.

        How do i unname my new born son Morbius

          Morbius copypasta
          Hi reddit

Backstory, a few weeks ago my pregnant wife (27f) and I (28m) went to see a movie - Morbius. Around 5 minutes into the movie, her water broke with some contractions, so we left to rush to the hospital. long story short, we welcomed a new member to the family. We haven’t decided on a name at that point, and since her water broke while we were watching Morbius. We decided to name him Morbius.

After settling back home 2 weeks ago, and finally got some rest looking after young Morb. I saw that the movie has been trending lately online with good reviews, so i thought why not watch it with Morb. I purchased the blue ray copy off prime, and we watched it last night as a family.

So here comes the title, the movie was awful, and we both hated it. My wife and i want to rename our son, and we don’t know how and the process. If anyone could help, it’ll be great. We’re in vic australia

tdlr: named new born son Morbius and would like to rename him.

          I only jerk off to gay porn.

            Only jerk off to gay porn copypasta
            I only jerk off to gay porn and I am not gay. Here is why: When you masturbate to porn, you get desensitized in the long run. That means if you jerk off to pawgs, milfs, teens, etc... in the long run you cock will no longer get erect when you see hot women. So even if you have a pawg sitting on your cock it will be flacid and you will feel no attraction whatsoever.

BUT if you masturbate to gay porn only (such as twinks, breeding, sissy, traps...) you will become desensitized to men and will NOT feel attracted to them, while remaining attracted to hot women.

Sometimes my intellect surprises me.

            AITA For quoting Morbius?

              Morbin time copypasta
              I went to a bar last week and saw this total morbette. I immediately morbed a little in my pants and decided to put my morb where my mouth is. I went up and sat my Morbussy on the stool next to her, and asked her if I knew her. Nah, you're too pretty. I'd remember your face. Tequila to remember, whiskey to forget. She was instantly morbing out her panties at the mere thought of morbing out with me. Then some anti-morber jerkop came up and said "Are you fucking quoting Morbius (2022) to pick up girls?" I panicked. I said "Would you like some whiskey, my friend?" and he started assaulting me. I morbed the hell out and morbed all over that guy and am now in federal prison for "Murder". Don't those detectives know it was a morbius reference? All in all, AITA?