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    Pirate joke got too real
    Why couldn’t the 11 year old see the pirate movie?
    
    Because it was rated ar- this was a rather realistic movie demonstrating the sheer brutality of the age with no censorship, this film horrifies the average viewer and is banned in over 63 countries for obscene material. Everything from rape, torture, execution, gore, child abuse, animal cruelty etc. are all demonstrated in this abomination of a film and only the least sensitive are advised to see it.

    My husband constantly quotes family guy during sex. How do I get him to stop?

      My husband keeps quoting Quagmire
      Hell everyone. I have made a burner account to post this as my personal account is known to some friends of mine. I’m hoping for some advice on how to get my husband to stop quoting family guy during sex My (F32) husband (M30) have a great relationship. Everything in our life has been amazing since we met 3 years ago and had our son 1 year ago. Recently he’s started watching a lot of the show family guy in his free time, he told me he used to love watching it back in high school and college and watching it now brings him back. Normally I wouldn’t have any issue with this as it’s his choice what he watches and really I don’t have any strong feelings about the show but he constantly quotes his favorite character when we have sex. Every time either one of us initiates fun time he will go “all right” in a voice that sounds like the character quagmire and move his head back and forth. When I talk dirty to him he will respond with “giggity” in the same voice. I love my husband a lot and don’t want him to be upset about me not liking his show but it is just strange. What is the best way to tell him to stop? Thank you.

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            I’d just like to interject for a moment.

              The original GNU/Linux copypasta was posted on 4chan board but lost since then
              I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
              
              Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
              
              There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

              Shorter version

              I’d like to interject for a moment. What you are referring to as Linux is in fact GNU/Linux or as recently i have taken to calling - GNU+Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself but rather another free component of a full functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
              The copypasta response to this pasta “No, Richard, it’s Linux